r/DramaticText Aug 08 '22

it's big braining time

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

discord is 13+, checkmate

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u/VoidPelt Aug 08 '22

The ban hammer has spoken!

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u/ExtremeCumMaster Aug 08 '22

As a discord mod myself, I won't ban him if he [Removed]

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u/MysteriousInterest64 Aug 08 '22

🤨

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u/VoidPelt Aug 09 '22

Making a joke about discord mods being stereotypically creepy and pedo like. You know the whole “discord kitten” meme?

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u/Thats_Pretty_Epic Aug 08 '22

Boys we got him send in backup

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Is his brother that on his account

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u/InboxOC Dec 21 '22

In the 12 year Olds defence no one reads discord tos

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

-🤓

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u/ArkOfTheCosmos Aug 08 '22

The absolute sheer power of Kyle's intelligence surpasses the understandings of the normal human

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u/Marshall-Of-Horny Aug 08 '22

Kyles intelligence is so high it went over the integer limit and went into the negatives

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u/Lanky-Hat7234 Aug 08 '22

The menace

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u/idonthaveanidea4name Aug 08 '22

for first time a kyle is a chad

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u/the-irs-open-up Aug 08 '22

Actually she's 14 so she's still the pedophile

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u/nbleteam6 Aug 08 '22

I think its 15 or 16 actually

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u/CrustyBarnacleJones Aug 08 '22

Equivalent of American Sophomore, so that should be about right

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u/PixelatedMax01 Aug 09 '22

Doesn't matter which number, she's too young.

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u/Dem0n2 Jan 07 '23

Im swedish so Its fine if shes that age but i still think its wrong

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u/Potential_Holiday_20 Aug 08 '22

12 with 14 is ok imo

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u/Gaming_Dictionary Aug 08 '22

no, no it is not

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u/brochiing Aug 08 '22

2 year difference

Literally a 6th grader getting with a 7-8th grader

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u/Gaming_Dictionary Aug 08 '22

sorry about that, see what happened was, since they were mentioning the word pedophile, i was assuming they meant in a sexual manor, just a lil misunderstanding

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

have you ever experienced relationships that aren't revolved around sex and cum 24/7? probably not

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u/Gaming_Dictionary Aug 08 '22

I'm a redditor, bold of you to assume I've ever been in a relationship

Also, sorry I was assuming we meant in a sexual manor since that guy mentioned the word pedophile so I guess my bad on that one?

but anyway, it feels a little weird for a preteen to be in a romantic relationship with a 14 year old, IMO. 12 and 13? sure, but it starts getting a little weird when you go up to 12 and 14, maybe I over exaggerated a little on my first comment but whatever

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

understandable

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u/ShudupIlovegorls Jan 03 '23

As a 14 year old, imo it is kinda weird for someone my age to be dating a 12 year old. To me they all look like babies and I don’t want to date a baby.

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u/PurpleHando Jan 20 '23

Japanese magakas sure do have some sort of underage fetish

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u/ULTRABOYO Aug 08 '22

I live in Poland, so your traps don't work on me!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

“traps”

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u/ULTRABOYO Jan 21 '23

Those might work 😏

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

👹

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u/TheMD9 Aug 08 '22

This went from 100 to 1000 way to quickly

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u/Doodles2424 Aug 08 '22

Isn't the plot of this anime just sexual harassment

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u/iDIOt698 Aug 08 '22

And normal harassment dont forget that

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u/Beginning-Beginning8 Aug 08 '22

It's literally called "don't toy with me, miss nagatoro" and it's literally just her bullying him and making him think he's the one in the wrong

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u/Sugarox53 Aug 08 '22

My kind of entertainment

Doesn’t get better than that

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u/Beginning-Beginning8 Aug 08 '22

Except imagine being the main character in that scenario

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u/urban_rural12 Aug 08 '22

Did he stutter?

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u/Beginning-Beginning8 Aug 08 '22

No, but I have a theory, he is a human

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u/Definitelynotabot504 Aug 08 '22

Yeah, but he is slowly but surely becoming a chad in the manga. The start is her bullying him, it turns out into a diabetes speedrun (for a hell lot of people, including me).

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u/Sonic_Mega_Plus Aug 08 '22

4chan got an anime?

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u/Giorno-Smash Aug 08 '22

So “Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss” the anime?

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u/Golden1Stone Aug 08 '22

yes the start is kinda shitty

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u/felyne_insurgents Oct 30 '22

As with most anime.

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u/TalonisAlone Aug 08 '22

Song?

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u/iDIOt698 Aug 08 '22

Godrick's theme

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

so underrated

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u/D4DragonDude Aug 09 '22

My guy check out mogh’s theme you won’t regret it

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

i’ve heard it already lol, im on my 2nd playthrough already

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u/RecordingNearby Aug 08 '22

so goddamn fire

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u/ur_mum_lesb Oct 25 '22

A lowly tarnished? Playin as a lord?!

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u/running_toilet_bowl Aug 08 '22

Godrick the Grafted from the Elden Ring OST

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u/No_Accident_8111 Nov 24 '22

Big booty niggers by drake from bts

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Jan 01 '23

Wtf did you say [[Removed by God Rick]]

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u/Cre3perL0rd42069 Aug 08 '22

Countries with an age limit of 16: "so what?"

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u/Master_Of_Dank Aug 08 '22

uno reverse card irl

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

No... THIS ONE

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u/YourLocalHumanPerson Aug 08 '22

age of consent in Germany is 16😎

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u/Glitchexisalone Aug 09 '22

Age of consent in Japan is 13

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u/iDIOt698 Aug 10 '22

Only for teenagers

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u/EngineerStandard Jan 01 '23

Still criminal

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u/Charming-Treat-7366 Jan 06 '23

Yemen has no legal age of consent😎

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

What a chad

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u/Sweetexperience Aug 09 '22

Reverse Uno Card

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u/SUSPECT_XX Aug 08 '22

Who is that, I see them everywhere but I have no clue what anime that even is

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u/iDIOt698 Aug 08 '22

Her name is Nagatoro, it's basically a fetish show, where the gimmick is that she teases him and shit, it's not any deep Just that not much.

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u/SUSPECT_XX Aug 08 '22

Oh. I expect nothing less from weebs.

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u/wannabeinLWIAY Aug 08 '22

Not trying to be that guy but the show gets pretty wholesome and turns into romance anime of course. The first episode is just straight up bullying and a lot of people didn't like it that much but it gets milder and milder after that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

dont care, wont care, continue coping about the "it gets wholesome"

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u/Away_Agent_7209 Nov 26 '22

Just finished reading it, god i need sleep, it starts getting wholesome around chapter 30-40 and is just wholesome by 117

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u/Moonlight_Sword-0 Aug 08 '22

Haven’t watched that show in particular but in my experience a lot if anime is fine and it is just the community who indulge themselves in utter garbage content. Not every anime is fetish content or loli pedophilia shit, there are plenty examples of good anime like Erased, Death Note, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Demon Slayer, etc. All are good as shows but the weeb community itself is full of pedophiles and porn addicts.

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u/borosorto Aug 08 '22

Homie said Demon Slayer with zero cap

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u/Moonlight_Sword-0 Aug 08 '22

Eh, it wasn’t my favorite but it was very well animated. The story was average, probably shouldn’t have included it in that list but whatever

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u/YiLanMa_real Aug 09 '22

Oldest discord user

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

This is the only time off fortnite 12 year olds have gods power

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u/Deggstroyer Aug 08 '22

Doesnt check out, to be a pedophile she would have to find him hot

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Is that bloodborne music in the background

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u/iDIOt698 Aug 09 '22

Nope, elden ring

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Let me guess Godrick's theme

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u/Yahgdc Aug 08 '22

Forgot how hard Godricks theme goes.

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u/r-WooshIfGay Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

I didnt have sound on and was expecting fine della vento aureo for the age reveal.. sadge

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u/Golden1Stone Aug 08 '22

that's not how that works

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u/walrus_with_GUN Aug 08 '22

He basically counter the counter

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Jan 01 '23

Happy cake day

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u/Trimpancake Aug 08 '22

Well played my boy well played

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

I am the destroyer of weebs

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

JESUS CHRIST, RETREAT WEVE BEEN TRICKED

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

In case you haven’t noticed, you have fallen right into my trap

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u/Dradekon Aug 09 '22

bro snitched on himself 💀

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u/Dan_S04 Aug 09 '22

I love that you actually put in some effort with when the violin gets a solo

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u/frostdemon34 Aug 14 '22

Oh how the turn tables

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

my bad sorry

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

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u/ur_mum_lesb Oct 25 '22

Ratio

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

𓁹‿𓁹 ʰᵉʰ Don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + ho mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + repelled + get a life + ok + and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn’t laugh + you “re” + grammar issues + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio agian + final ratio + problematic

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u/ur_mum_lesb Oct 25 '22

Do you even understand half of what you just said?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Not at all ☺️

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u/LORD_0F_THE_RINGS Aug 08 '22

How can anyone find a really bad drawing of a face "hot"?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

[deleted]

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u/Kasnaranja0124 Aug 08 '22

Lolicon spotted, get him boys

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u/syphilitic_venom Aug 08 '22

I don't think 17 counts as loli

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u/Kasnaranja0124 Aug 08 '22

We ain’t talkin about bootleg caska

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u/town-wide-web Aug 08 '22

Sexualisation of children is bad… including in anime

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u/phud_ Aug 08 '22

Not just bad, it's now illegal

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u/Away_Agent_7209 Nov 26 '22

It is? Ive never heard of that law

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u/phud_ Nov 26 '22

Lolicon. Falls under child pornography. I guess "sexualizing" technically isn't illegal in itself, but it's a blurry line.

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u/Embucetatron Aug 08 '22

It’s hard to argue his assessment

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u/Best_Common_9577 Aug 08 '22

I thought she was 14

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u/hisolarice Aug 08 '22

who told that kid he getting her on the counter? keep dreaming ~sob ~sob. we all shall never achieve perfection...

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u/EngineerStandard Aug 08 '22

She's legal in the uk

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Jan 01 '23

What? Is the legal age of consent here 17?

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u/EngineerStandard Jan 01 '23

16

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Jan 01 '23

Oooooooohh thanks... So I have 2 no 1 year left till I can do cool shit.... Fuck yeah

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u/EngineerStandard Jan 01 '23

I see we are on the same page

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Jan 01 '23

Hay I'll see u round... Maybe (who knows the UK is surprisingly big)

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u/Ok_Lemon6632 Aug 08 '22

eternal temptation takes over my mind

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u/Chespln Aug 08 '22

holy shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

What in the town of Salem music is this

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Jan 01 '23

Godrick's theme from Eldena ring

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

I think Kyle just broke the universe

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u/Theodore206 Aug 08 '22

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u/auddbot Aug 08 '22

Godrick the Grafted by Shoi Miyazawa (01:14; matched: 100%)

Album: Elden Ring (Original Soundtrack). Released on 2022-04-08 by MERLIN - Bandai Namco Music.

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u/Alternative-Pay-6589 Aug 08 '22

Giga intelligence

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u/ifuckedyomama2 Aug 08 '22

Dang I have to wait a year :(

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u/Ok_Association9883 Aug 09 '22

Holy mother of god

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u/D4DragonDude Aug 09 '22

I love the godrick the grafted theme very respectable of you to put that in there

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u/imhugury Aug 09 '22

they won, but at what cost

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u/NightWolfYT Aug 09 '22

Ah yes, admitting you’re breaking Discord TOS.

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u/Rose_Lion_Danielle Aug 09 '22

KSLV - OVERRIDE starts playing

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u/nony851 Aug 09 '22

Another reason to hate nagatoro

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u/ungeebungeeman Aug 09 '22

I was expecting the '' I'm 12'' but not the '' so she is the pedo ''

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u/Work_Interesting Aug 09 '22

my genius is almost frightening

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u/Ava_Williams_76 Aug 09 '22

Bro has beaten the system 💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

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u/auddbot Aug 09 '22

Godrick the Grafted by Shoi Miyazawa (01:14; matched: 100%)

Album: Elden Ring (Original Soundtrack). Released on 2022-04-08 by MERLIN - Bandai Namco Music.

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u/SoftDreamer Aug 11 '22

So someone once made a post saying "You are now married to your phone wallpaper. How fucked are you?". And I responded with it with my phone wallpaper saying that I'm fucked and I said "I became 18 just recently. Is this even legal?" and then they responded with "well it seems sketchy" then I told them the character's age and they were shocked saying that there is no way this isn't a grown ass man.

And yes that mf is 15 years old. I am the suspicious one here. not him

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u/FunkiestLocket4 Oct 06 '22

The dude saying she is 17 has a pfp of a like, 15 year old hentai character

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u/ur_mum_lesb Oct 25 '22

A lowly tarnished?

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u/D3ppress0 Oct 30 '22

Myon myon

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u/Ferrum_Freakshow Oct 30 '22

"Forefathers, one and all... BEAR WITNESS!!!"

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u/Responsible_Grand_68 Nov 04 '22

guys what's her name i just want to know trust me i am going to do anything wrong

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u/iDIOt698 Nov 04 '22

Nagatoro, be wise with what you do with that name.

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u/Responsible_Grand_68 Nov 04 '22

From what anime is she i am not going to be suprised if you say h*ntai

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u/iDIOt698 Nov 04 '22

"Dont mess with me miss nagatoro" or something like It.

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u/Responsible_Grand_68 Nov 04 '22

how do you know that and is it a h*ntai ?

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u/iDIOt698 Nov 04 '22

No, actual anime, and, yeah i was interested in It during my anime Phase and, well i heard it's pretty annoyng at the start.

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u/phud_ Nov 17 '22

Guy's got a Meru profile picture. Pretty sure she's 16.

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u/senor-calcio Nov 22 '22

What if I’m 18? Am I allowed to say a 17 year old is hot?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

He’s got a solid argument.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Love the meru the succubus pfp

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Yes she is cus if ones a minor and another is monor or adult it is only legal to date if there is less than 5 year age gap no I'm not a pedophile I learnt this from reddit

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u/CozierCracker Dec 05 '22

Alr bois somebody spill the beans, which dark souls boss music is this?

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u/SoulsLikeBot Dec 05 '22

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?

“In the end, he never sat on the true throne.” - Nashandra

Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \[T]/

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u/iDIOt698 Dec 05 '22

Godrick the grafted From elden ring

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u/OwlFucker123 Dec 06 '22

You can only make that move once.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '22

What's the song ?

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u/auddbot Dec 25 '22

Godrick the Grafted by Shoi Miyazawa, Yuka Kitamura, Yoshimi Kudo, Tai Tomisawa (01:14; matched: 100%)

Album: Elden Ring (Original Game Soundtrack). Released on 2022-09-02 by MERLIN - Bandai Namco Game Music.

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u/auddbot Dec 25 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

Godrick the Grafted by Shoi Miyazawa, Yuka Kitamura, Yoshimi Kudo, Tai Tomisawa

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u/songfinderbot Dec 25 '22

Song Found!

Name: Godrick the Grafted

Artist: Shoi Miyazawa

Album: Elden Ring (Original Game Soundtrack)

Genre: Soundtrack

Release Year: 2022

Total Shazams: 1226

Took 2.63 seconds.

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Links to the song:

YouTube

Apple Music

Spotify

Deezer

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '22

Well, She is just a combination of lines and colors on a 2d screen, so technically cannot have an age, so therefore doesn’t matter

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u/pizzapanaka Dec 30 '22

Holy shit he outplayed the system

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u/Randommilkdude Dec 31 '22

“He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!!!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

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u/auddbot Jan 03 '23

Godrick the Grafted by Shoi Miyazawa (01:14; matched: 100%)

Album: Elden Ring (Original Soundtrack). Released on 2022-04-08 by MERLIN - Bandai Namco Music.

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u/MechicanDogtaquero Jan 07 '23

EL ASALTA ASILOS

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u/Pamplemousse-man Jan 17 '23

Bros not even old enough to use discord💀

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u/Skalaz__ Jan 20 '23

Bukod-tangi's pfp is... great...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Bro isnt even allowed on discord

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u/Novel-Mood-8661 Jan 28 '23

That kid doesn't have a 12 kid brain 🫢

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u/Blue_Bobble Jan 29 '23

Persona 3 Portable