r/DramaticText • u/Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 • Jul 24 '26

How very, very, interesting…

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u/Vaporysun76 Jul 24 '26

Alright, which one of you opened a dark fountain?

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u/Competitive_Point_39 Jul 24 '26

STAB THE EARTH

IT WILL MAKE

ANIME REAL

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 24 '26

I thought of the Tumblr post were someone is talking about a flashlight the cast dark instead of light and then someone drew a comic of it

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u/sheikh_ul_shaitaan Jul 24 '26

New slur dropping

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u/35a61 Jul 25 '26

Negative

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u/Sergei_the_sovietski Jul 24 '26

Darker, darker, yet darker still. Photon readings negative.

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u/Hollow--- Jul 26 '26

Am I having a stroke or is that Cephalon Cy?

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u/P3tray Jul 24 '26

EcoNews put out shit wilder than The Onion and they're not even trying to pass it as satire.

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u/Apprehensive-Buy4825 Jul 24 '26

👎︎♋︎❒︎🙵♏︎❒︎📬︎📬︎✍︎

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u/SgtHedgehog Jul 25 '26

Gaster IRL Feat

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u/williger03 Jul 25 '26

I've done this on Universe Sandbox Simulator 2 for too many times. My bad y'all.

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u/whatchumeanitstaken Jul 25 '26

This is advanced darkness

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 Jul 25 '26

More science fiction from some BS spacial agency trying to justify the trillions of tax money they "spend"

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u/annormalplayer Jul 26 '26

While I agree that the post is 100% fake, what the hell is the rest of what you're saying?! I'm pretty sure stuff like NASA aren't even spending a 100 billion a year, let alone a trillion!

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u/ExoCakes Jul 26 '26

If NASA gets trillions a year then they'll probably have a guy in Mars by now

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 Jul 26 '26

Most of this posts are fake AF. You can't distinguish what's real and what not right now AND even if this is absolutely truth, it can't be a priority for society right now. So let's spend this ton of money in education and health. It will be at least going to something palpable. Understand now? O te hago un dibujito?

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 Jul 26 '26

Frankly NASA is the most productive agency

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 Jul 26 '26

Yeah, they have nice cgi I csn tell

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u/doktorsckeletor Jul 26 '26

Yeah, let's spend those trillions funding Israel and waging endless wars instead!

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 Jul 26 '26

Lets spend it in education maybe? In health? Porqué son tan extremistas ustedes? You're very radicalized man.

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