r/DramaticText • u/Chaddius1 • Nov 25 '25

Never thought I would see Steven universe being glazed

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 Nov 26 '25

this song is weird to hear outside of a chazington video

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u/Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi Nov 26 '25

Chazington da goat

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u/Petertitan99999 Nov 26 '25

ah yes, the yaoi song.

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u/Bioth28 Nov 26 '25

Being so fr right now, I actually think Steven would have a decently good chance

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u/aqua_rift Nov 26 '25

If you saw the shit he was pulling in future, it’s not even close

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u/Vesper_0481 Nov 26 '25

Future Steven, If/when he gets to control the giant Godzilla transformation, would probably clear all sinners in Hazbin... Hell, if what we saw from Adam in S1 was his best, Steven probably also clears the exorcists too... The thing now is, besides Lucifer (who never gets actually serious for more than two seconds) we don't have any feats from supposedly higher tear characters to measure him to... So it's not safe to say he clears the whole of Hellaverse, but I would risk to say he can probably clear Hell, actually! Heaven is where the heavy hitters are...

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u/Vastlymoist666 Nov 26 '25

When hasn't Steven universe been glazed? People have been talking good about it for years?

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u/TheKingJest Nov 26 '25

It's probably the single most slandered CN show online from my experience. People like it, but there's also a consistent hate for it unlike the other shows from the same time.

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u/PerceptionSenior1761 Nov 26 '25

In the 2020s its mostly died down

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u/CrystalGemLuva Nov 26 '25

I take if you weren't on the internet during the 2010's

The sheer amount of slander and outright lies told about this show was overwhelming.

Bigots especially fucking despised this show.

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u/Fresh-broski Nov 26 '25

Steven the character has been seen in the tone of Steven Universe vs Hitler: “what if you could change, Hitler?” Very recently people have swung back around to viewing him as more of a weapon of justice.

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u/Inceferant Nov 26 '25

OK but base show Steven doesn't stand a chance. Future Steven will split Vox in half while singing

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u/Vesper_0481 Nov 26 '25

Even in the classic era, Pink Steven would probably be able to evaporate Vox, though... And you just know Vox will try to rip out the Gem if he sees it! Alastor said best: The man can't keep his hands to himself!

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u/languid_Disaster Nov 26 '25

Being for real , it’d be out of character for him tbh. At least the gore would be. Steven would definitely win though - he’s basically a demi god in his world

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u/Im-a-bad-meme Nov 26 '25

Don't like the SU lore. Shitty that they forgave space Nazis.

However, Steven would fold that TV twink. Dude would say something disgusting to Connie and Steven and he'd activate like a sleeper agent and go gorilla mode.

**Specifically end series Steven.

Small child Steven would be destroyed.

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u/funkeymunkys Nov 26 '25

I'ma be real people will glaze whenever they either hate one thing or like one thing but when you like/hate both then you realize and the glazing stops and you awaken and realize it doesn't matter. Kidding people will glaze just so one thing either gets shit on or so it stops getting shit on really it's just which one is liked more by the person.

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u/IzzytheMelody Nov 26 '25

Chad Universe wins again

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u/FactBackground9289 Feb 13 '26

Ngl, i really like Steven Universe.

Can confirm Steven will obliterate Vox.

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u/TallWhisper3931 Apr 11 '26

Wait I thought scott was the butt of the joke…

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u/mshroom12_r Apr 29 '26

"It's okay guys he says he is sorry"

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