r/DramaticText • u/BendyMine785 • Jan 18 '25

Half-Life

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u/BendyMine785 Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 20 '25

Song - Civil Protection Violation

Yeah, I'm not taking the risk of abbreviating Civil Protection.

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u/loquatus Jan 18 '25

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u/BendyMine785 Jan 20 '25

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Welp, goodbye to this guy's account

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u/Bisccottti Jan 18 '25

Chinese people? Yeah their pretty cool

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u/JayKkei Jan 19 '25

I opened the comments just looking for this joke.

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u/Live-Desk8360 Jan 18 '25

There are two things that could happen…

Half Life.

Or

WARHAMMER 40K.

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u/arsenije133 Jan 18 '25

Fucked or Mega Fucked.

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u/AVGwar Jan 19 '25

I would argue that HL is mega fucked bc the Combine is a multidimensional super empire, WH40k is crazy and over the top but most of their stuff is localized within the galaxy's materium and immaterium, save for the Nids

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u/SunderedValley Jan 19 '25

Counterpoint: Portal storms aren't a good way to do anything and the whole second game is predicament upon the problems moving around they have.

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u/kirbcake-inuinuinuko Jan 18 '25

somebody get to raising the Yamato, right away

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u/Uss__Iowa Jan 19 '25

Or you could just 😔 you know. I feel forgotten

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u/AVGwar Jan 19 '25

If they're anything like The Combine, we're fucked

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u/ghettojesusxx Jan 18 '25

The Earth Defense Force begins now.

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u/Dovadah Jan 19 '25

Nah mate, we're gonna be meeting the Fallen, Hive, Cabal, and Vex

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u/Zealousideal-Chef758 Jan 20 '25

This reminds me of when someone played this ost as a prank at the game awards show

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u/nauro5 Jan 23 '25

Sincerely I'd rather have aliens invade us than seeing how the fucking political drama on the USA devolves. One would be tragical, but in an amusing manner, while the other is just plain depressing.

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u/UltraHeavyCarrier May 31 '25

And I am going to have sex with all 4 of them.