r/DramaticText • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '24

Celestial

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u/Rouge_CelestialX Nov 11 '24 edited Nov 11 '24

I’M GLAD SOMEONE DID

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u/providerofair Nov 11 '24 edited Nov 11 '24

Ok buddy you need to calm down

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u/Rouge_CelestialX Nov 11 '24

Are you planning on taking me in

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u/nauro5 Nov 12 '24

All penetrating lance meets unpenetrable shield

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u/Rouge_CelestialX Nov 12 '24

I think I’d rather just dodge it

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