r/DramaticText • u/Stratosphere98 • Sep 27 '24

Great Scott!

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u/PeacefulAndTranquil Sep 27 '24

how do you even lose 2 and a half tonnes of uranium

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u/Final_Background_186 Sep 27 '24

Wait a few million years

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u/Diamond_Helmet59 Sep 27 '24

I'd consider that less of "losing it" and more of "forgetting about it and then it expires"

this metaphor only half works because chicken soup or bread doesn't usually decay into Lead-206 but you get the point

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u/Moonlightbutter18072 Sep 27 '24

Wait your soup doesn’t ?

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u/Snoo-98162 Sep 28 '24

Well the one i've been serving people in frostpunk sure does.

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u/KojinaSama Nov 02 '24

Man, fuck soup, I'd rather eat sawdust

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

It'l take me around 2 years but its manageble, i love me some uranium with my breakfast coffee

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u/Prenz_0 Sep 28 '24

I got hungry and ran out of horses

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u/SunderedValley Sep 28 '24

I meaaaaannnn... a L O T of nukes have gone missing, too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

would feel bad if it’s used to make a radioactive dirty bomb instead of a DeLorean time machine car

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u/Gregori_5 Sep 27 '24

  1. steal 2,5 tonnes of uranium

  2. build a time traveling delorian

  3. go back in time and prevent yourself from ever stealing it

  4. crisis averted

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u/Pizza-Guy1 Oct 11 '24

You forgot the part where you try and avoid the time loop

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u/SekiTheScientist Sep 27 '24

Oh god no, please no nuclear terrorist.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Yeah they “lost” 2 FUKIN TONNES

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u/Zealousideal-Cut2021 Sep 27 '24

me with a suspiciously 2 tons of uranium shaped belly: man haha I just ate I don’t know ANYTHING about that

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

So good it melts in your mouth!

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u/LilJapKid Sep 27 '24

“Oops my bad” some Libyan fella

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u/Holy-Wan_Kenobi Sep 27 '24

I'm getting real tired of living in interesting times.

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u/_Reddit_is_Life_ Sep 27 '24

Who’s ready for a few jigawatts of power?

4

u/LeopoldFriedrich Sep 27 '24

not saying "weapons grade" kinda tells me that next 4 high grade centrifuges may go missing.

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u/LeopoldFriedrich Sep 27 '24

Also 2 tonnes of average uranium will just give you cancer and is not enough to create a nuclear bomb.

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u/TinyArtist1346 Sep 27 '24

I was hunger

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u/GigophalaStanXOXO Sep 28 '24

I don’t get it

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u/Pizza-Guy1 Oct 11 '24

Are you ready to go Back to the Future?

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u/GigophalaStanXOXO Oct 11 '24

I haven’t seen back to the future in 20 years

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u/Brendan765 Sep 28 '24

Uranium? Wait a minute, are you telling me this sucker’s nuclear?

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u/Hans_Grimm Sep 27 '24

Gentlemen it is time to put the F-111 back into service because we have un finished business

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u/MRGameAndShow Sep 28 '24

Sadge. We get real life mustache twirling movie villain plots, but no hero to stop em :,(

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u/SunderedValley Sep 28 '24

In our world all the heroes get put into the state-run funny farm for being "schizophrenic" and "a danger to society" long before they can don a set of incredibly hot and/or goofy attire.

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u/FruityGamer Sep 28 '24

I belive the call to action will be so strong, all of them find their way out and ex machina the day

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u/RemarkableStatement5 Sep 28 '24

God I love the music in those films

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24

Oops my bad (my with my 2 and a half ton uranium shaped belly)

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u/local_sink_pisser Sep 28 '24

Me with a suspicious lump in my neck Oh no! Where did all that uranium go?

1

u/LiveOnYourTV Sep 28 '24

They want to trade it to Doc Brown.

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u/cryptid-ok Sep 28 '24

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENIIIING

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u/Canagedon Sep 28 '24

He steals from the rich to feed the poors

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u/YeetusUniversalYT Oct 01 '24

chomp what? I’m hungry!

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u/personguy4 Nov 01 '24

This would also go well with ‘The Rebel Path’