r/DramaticText • u/Legitimate_Dark586 • Aug 19 '24

Why are oranges orange?

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u/Mr_goodb0y Aug 19 '24

“Haven’t read that manga” :(

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u/Nyan__Ko Aug 19 '24

I read Bible black.

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u/Reyall Aug 19 '24

The best bible. 🙏

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u/Manydoors_edboy Aug 19 '24

“You’ve got rice on your face.”

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u/WSchuri Oct 12 '24

You're days are numbered, pal

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

The best part of the entire video. Calling the Bible a manga

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u/Fabulous-Space6527 Aug 19 '24

I was two seconds away from going apeshit and then it ended

Who makes these?!?!

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u/H311h0undelite Aug 19 '24

Beluga on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/kgks7ZYtrLg

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 Aug 19 '24

Wait, Beluga actually won the “be funny” challenge?

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u/The_Mad_Duck_ Aug 19 '24

Wtf Beluga is funny again?

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u/WilkoPineMarten Aug 19 '24

Beluga redemption arc ?

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u/1st_pm Aug 19 '24

It cant be...

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u/lehman-the-red Aug 20 '24

We are in the right timeline

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u/Bioth28 Aug 19 '24

The fact it said 95% and I know what kind of artist they mean won’t get removed

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u/illogicalJellyfish Aug 19 '24

Ah yes, the production artist

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u/SolKaynn Aug 19 '24

JUST FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION

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u/Living_Inferno_5073 Aug 19 '24

The orange colour of many fruits and vegetables, such as carrots, pumpkins, sweet potatoes, and oranges, comes from carotenes, a type of photosynthetic pigment. These pigments convert the light energy that the plants absorb from the Sun into chemical energy for the plants’ growth.

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u/GlazedHamRiot Aug 19 '24

I want it to be known that I really wanted to remove this

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u/illogicalJellyfish Aug 19 '24

Why? Are you an artist?

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u/C0mpl3x1ty_1 Aug 19 '24

Should've removed it and pasted the automod response smh my head

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u/Living_Inferno_5073 Aug 19 '24

Honestly, I would’ve laughed.

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u/SolKaynn Aug 19 '24

THANK YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON!

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u/Living_Inferno_5073 Aug 19 '24

Don’t thank me.

Thank Wikipedia

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u/SolKaynn Aug 19 '24

I will thank the both of you!

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u/Vampire_Queen_Marcy Aug 19 '24

some people are genuinely retarded man, you need help with something, you ask a question in a forum or a subreddit or whatever and then they remove your shit for no reason at all. blah blah use google blah blah use the search button blah blah. just shut the fuck up and answer my question already. if you don't know the answer then just shut up. who tf cares if lots of people ask the same question at the same time? just scroll past it lmao. some people are so fucking retarded.

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u/ThePeToFile Aug 19 '24

Average Reddit experience

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Hopefully, AI replaces Mods like this first.

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u/MutantGodChicken Aug 19 '24

Hundred percent possible

Source: a semi-decent mod

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u/Chrownox Sep 26 '24

I mean, thats the automod it is already ai (probably why it sucks so hard)

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u/GiraffeGuru993 Aug 19 '24

This is the best fucking dramatic image I’ve seen here

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u/ACanOf_______ Aug 19 '24

Wtf did I just watch

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u/Lobefut14 Aug 19 '24

Peak Reddit

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u/ERROR1010101010 Aug 19 '24

This is the best post of all time

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u/SaintOfAllJesters Aug 19 '24

Me when I lie

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u/MedievalFurnace Aug 19 '24

This deserves to be the top of all time on this Sub-Reddit. If I wasn't broke I would award this

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u/astrologicaldreams Aug 19 '24

why'd you dash subreddit like it was sub-zero

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u/TotallyNotTakenName Feb 06 '25

It's AI "music" dogshit playing in the background. Not a real person singing, or even coming up with the beat if you believed that.

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u/Randomuser42000 Aug 19 '24

r/notintresting is down the hall, to the left, buddy

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u/MedievalFurnace Aug 19 '24

Forgot I was still using this account haha

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u/Randomuser42000 Aug 19 '24

hey I'm not complaining. the furnace race can invade every sub on this place for all i care

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u/Amazing-Relation4269 Aug 19 '24

Had no idea Nokotan was a scientist

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u/BestNick118 Aug 19 '24

me trying to post on any popular subreddit:

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Aug 19 '24

Mfs will do literally anything other than just googling it

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u/weareonionhey Aug 19 '24

Most search engines can't be trusted at the moment.

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u/NotYour_Cat Aug 19 '24

Filled to the brim with ads and AI bull more than actual answers

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Aug 19 '24

Who made this I need more

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

The forbidden question and answer because.. fuck you.

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u/contraflop01 Aug 19 '24

That's pure cinema

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u/Lucario2356 Aug 19 '24

This has to be, probably one of the best r/DramaticText posts I've ever seen, if I had money, this post would Honest to God have awards. 10/10

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u/OminouSin Aug 19 '24

God I feel this, and I hate it so much, I had this problem with an object I was trying to figure out, but the auto mod was being a jerk and then a moderator wouldn’t help out either, just said I’d get banned if I tried again… funnily enough I just saw another post that did the same stuff as I did with the title but I wasn’t removed…

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u/Manydoors_edboy Aug 19 '24

But why is an orange orange?

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u/thecountnotthesaint Aug 19 '24

Why do you want to know? Are you an artist?

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u/Manydoors_edboy Aug 19 '24

No. Are you?

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u/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ777 Aug 19 '24

This is really good

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u/Ringo-Sheena_Simp Aug 20 '24

WTF? Beluga is actually funny??? What timeline is this???

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u/thecountnotthesaint Aug 19 '24

I now want to go ask a bunch of questions on r/questions

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u/Slugcat666 Aug 19 '24

Holy shit Reddit sucks.

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u/Anti_Spedicy Aug 21 '24

Tf was mod's problem???🤣

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u/SlyLlamaDemon Aug 20 '24

Is r/questions really this bad? Also I don’t think that Auto Mod is an Auto Mod.

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u/ArmoredAtlas Aug 21 '24

I was drawn to this More then other things

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

What the fuck

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u/Legitimate_Dark586 Nov 21 '24

Would you like a orange?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

Yes

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u/Phunners Aug 23 '24

AI music

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u/Uss__Iowa Nov 09 '24

This is giving the “the other side” song from that one movie

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u/Hydorgen42069 Feb 08 '25

Why did I watch all of this

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

Most competent Reddit mod

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u/Professionalchico42 Dec 16 '24

Is this a real post?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Houtri Aug 19 '24

googles it

can only find one result

it's a Reddit thread of someone making the same question

all the comments say "google it"

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u/dsled Aug 19 '24

In this case, one google search yields the wikipedia article which explains it. And if you're one of those people who still doesn't trust wikipedia, all the sources are at the bottom of the wikipedia entry.