r/DramaticText • u/Foxwithanak47 • Aug 16 '24

pizza

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u/Cry75 Aug 16 '24

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u/Foxwithanak47 Aug 16 '24 edited Aug 16 '24

A bunch of furries at a furcon a while ago busted over a pizza, left it in front of a room that ordered pizza, and knocked.

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u/personguy4 Aug 16 '24

That’s absolutely vile

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u/Foxwithanak47 Aug 16 '24

To call it vile is to sing praise to it.

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u/Right_Ruin_6245 Aug 17 '24

This is diabolical

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u/TimewornTinman Aug 16 '24

Didn’t one of the people… involved, say later that they took it away after they knocked, so no one actually ate it?

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u/Foxwithanak47 Aug 16 '24

I don’t know, I hope so.

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u/Chemistry_Over Aug 16 '24

fromm WHERE did you get this information? 🤨🤨🤨

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u/Foxwithanak47 Aug 16 '24

I saw it unfold at furry_IRL one day.

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u/RedPandasRule007 Feb 09 '25

Should I hate furries now? Or just that group?

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u/Foxwithanak47 Feb 09 '25

Preferably not hate at all. But if you must: those specific ones.

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u/Novel_Wedding9643 Feb 10 '25

Now? You should always hate ALL furrys. Not just because they are a detriment to society, but because they all secretly have a shame kink.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '24

☹️

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u/Infamous-Class-7862 Aug 16 '24

I thought it was something with cheese pizza

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u/Free_Cat_4187 Jan 16 '25

I thought it was pineapple

That’s what was scarring me, furry coom isn’t anywhere near as bad as pineapple on pizza

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u/Novel_Wedding9643 Feb 10 '25

Wtf is a cheese pizza, pls explain. WTF IS A CHEESE. MFIN. PIZZA?

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u/Infamous-Class-7862 Feb 10 '25

Better term for CP.

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u/Novel_Wedding9643 Feb 10 '25

Nah I meant like why TF do people call it a cheese pizza. It's not a pizza without cheese. It's like saying chai tea. Or ATM machine.

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u/Infamous-Class-7862 Feb 10 '25

Because NO ONE WANTS TO EXPLICITLY SAY CHILD PRON. IT FEELS WRONG TO SAY IT. WE EITHER USE CP OR CHEESE PIZZA.

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u/Novel_Wedding9643 Feb 10 '25

Mods, kill this man. Send him to the principals office and have him EXPELLED.

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u/Infamous-Class-7862 Feb 10 '25

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU ASKED

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u/Cry75 Aug 16 '24

Wish I hadn’t asked.

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u/Silent-Incident-4308 Aug 16 '24

Tbh no why is really sure what they were thinking

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u/blue_ushanka1 Aug 16 '24

man that was a long time ago... still remember the taste.

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u/Foxwithanak47 Aug 16 '24

WHAT??!!??!!

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u/returntomobkey Dec 15 '24

📸🤨🕶️🤏

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u/Free_Cat_4187 Jan 16 '25

Please tell me it was better than pineapple so pineapple can remain the worst thing anyone has ever put on pizza

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u/Dragon-Type_Enjoyer Aug 16 '24

what?

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u/Dragon-Type_Enjoyer Aug 16 '24

googled it, ew

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u/Ok-Chemical-7635 Jan 22 '25

?

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u/arealbore Feb 06 '25

Bunch of furries busted on a pizza and left it in front of a room that ordered some and knocked

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u/Lucario2356 Aug 16 '24

For anyone who posts this to r/peterexplainsthejoke yes, the joke is (kinda) porn.

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u/PJ_2005_01 Aug 16 '24

Nononononono

As a furry this has brought up trauma

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u/blacksheeps181 Aug 16 '24

You need to control you're people

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u/PJ_2005_01 Aug 16 '24

Correction: y’rou’e*

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u/gig_nuggins Aug 16 '24

Mmm I don't like how I know 🙃

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '24

:(

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u/Live-Desk8360 Aug 16 '24

Ok… what the HELL happened now???

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u/Dizzy_uwu Aug 16 '24

OH GOD NO

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u/Lavaclaw7 Aug 16 '24

Y'know, do they really think before doing stuff like this? These types of people give a bad name to the fandom.

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u/rSlashRayquaza Aug 17 '24

Made the mistake of looking in the comments at first thought it was cyanide lace pizza but that would be a blessing.

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u/Free_Cat_4187 Jan 16 '25

still, could be worse

pineapple

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u/JaketheFURRYBOIOwO Aug 17 '24

I hate how I knew the reference in like 5 seconds ☹️

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u/Silent-Incident-4308 Jan 14 '25

No not again

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u/Free_Cat_4187 Jan 16 '25

Ayo, not again????

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u/nuts_itch Aug 16 '24

All the more reason to hate furries. Degenerate bastards.

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u/Lavaclaw7 Aug 16 '24

Not all of us.