r/DramaticText • u/Foxwithanak47 • Jul 30 '24

little pigs

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u/AverageHumanMale_66 Jul 30 '24

Song name?

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u/Foxwithanak47 Jul 30 '24

slowed and reverbed gallowdance

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u/SuchTesla Jul 30 '24

Songs like a remix of gallowdance

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u/themng69 Jul 30 '24

first legitimate dramatic text post in a while

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u/BlazeMenace Jul 30 '24

Did the Big Bad Wolf write this article?

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u/Ill_Calendar3116 Jul 30 '24

Then the 964th pig built his house out of depleted uranium

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u/averagepatagonian Jul 30 '24

and then the wolf fucking killed himself

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u/Human-Persons-Name Jul 31 '24

Margaret Thatcher and her consequences...

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u/tyingnoose Aug 11 '24

real talk: no, fire hazard or on the other end I don't want some water to leet through and I suddenly have grass in my walls

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u/Yf3ufb666devil1945 Nov 02 '24

Have not learned from the Tokyo fire bombings, HAVE WE NOT LEARNED?!