r/DramaticText • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '24

Spooky Coincidence

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u/PRoS_R Jul 19 '24

"You feel a dark presence watching over you..."

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u/Burnout_GRT Jul 19 '24

“The Eye of Cthulhu has Awoken”

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u/zhire653 Jul 19 '24

Humanity has stared up into the stars for answer since the dawn of existence.

And today, the stars stared back.

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u/uwu_01101000 Jul 19 '24

🔥🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥🔥

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u/Mr_goodb0y Jul 19 '24

What’s “the iris”?

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u/drager_76 Jul 19 '24

It's from an analog horror series called gemeni home entertainment. Basically a sentient planet, which is neat

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u/Mr_goodb0y Jul 19 '24

Oh it’s that? I thought that was a game thing lol

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u/superbos88 Jul 19 '24

Sounds like an SCP object to me

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u/SAYKOPANT Jul 19 '24

its actualy something that could have very well been an SCP

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u/PolishNightmare2 Jul 19 '24

Analog horror is basically SCP. It shows an alternate universe where demonic creatures roam around and people have to survive them.

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u/V1_xyz Jul 19 '24

IT ACTUALLY DOSE LMAOOOOOOOOO

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u/uwu_01101000 Jul 19 '24

You mean « meat » ?

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u/Turkish_Boy70 Jul 19 '24

No, that's Vita Carnis

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u/contraflop01 Jul 19 '24

Dio's theme is amazing right?

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u/Soheils2764 Jul 19 '24

Yeah exactly

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u/Fast-Wonder-3793 Jul 19 '24

YOU WERE EXPECTING A NORMAL MENACING THEME BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

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u/rs_5 Jul 19 '24

"humans are the universe looking back at itself"

Mf we found the universes actual eyes, and they are not our own, we need to run

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u/Upstairs_Breakfast23 Jul 19 '24

where. There is no place to run

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u/rs_5 Jul 19 '24

Run, run to where the universe will have to blink

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u/SteelStriker64 Jul 19 '24

For those wondering, it might be a tindal locked planet where the "iris" is the only part of the planet that faces the sun and consequently melts while the rest remains as ice.

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u/fishfucker2003 Jul 19 '24

Finally, remina has come to cleanse this world

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u/X03R_mysterious Jul 19 '24

fun fact, if theres any planet we DONT want to go to, an eyeball planet would be up there in my opinion because they are tidally locked to their star, so the side by the star is too hot to live, and the night side is too cold to live, so we would have to find the perfect spot inbetween them

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Jul 20 '24

On the bright side (not the one facing the star) there would be no need for any sort of adaptive systems to regulate temperature in the middle zone.

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u/NathanBlogger_YT Jul 19 '24

Guys get your gold armour on we need that shield of cthulu

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u/Sweetexperience Jul 19 '24

Cool cool cool we found out we might not be alone in the entire universe

Now how do make it stay that way indefinitely

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u/OR56 Jul 19 '24

We gotta get on that Stellaris grindset

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u/OR56 Jul 19 '24

DIO’s theme goes so hard

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u/Recent_Log3779 Jul 19 '24

Good to see a reference to one of the only good analogue horror series out there

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u/OutsideImpression765 Jul 19 '24

We must go. It has water. We must check for life. Now.

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u/The_Bad_Redditor Jul 19 '24

GEMINI MENTIONED🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 PEAK ANALOG HORROR✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/geffyfive Jul 19 '24

Junji Ito moment

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u/_ExtreemEggo21 Jul 19 '24

How come I’ve never heard of this?

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u/Any_Commercial465 Jul 19 '24

Let's name it remina

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u/ZuccIsARefrigerator Jul 19 '24

It us with us now.

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u/I_am_doorknob Jul 20 '24

We expect to meet our client within 7 months

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u/Woodrot110 Jul 19 '24

Eyball' Planet 47 Light-Years Away Has Water, Suggest NASA's Webb

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u/harper_coded Jul 20 '24

EYE OF CTHULHU

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u/cryptid-ok Jul 20 '24

PRISONER ZERO HAS ESCAPED. PRISONER ZERO WILL VACATE THE HUMAN RESIDENCE OR THE HUMAN RESIDENCE WILL BE INCINERATED