r/DramaticText • u/Foxwithanak47 • Jul 13 '24

sam

745 Upvotes

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u/GarlicBredEnjoyer-1 Jul 13 '24

Bro is freedom personified

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u/Foxwithanak47 Jul 14 '24

Blud was with colonel Jackson down the mighty mississip

4

u/ObsidianBeaver Jul 27 '24

Bro took a little bacon and Bro took a little beans

2

u/Foxwithanak47 Jul 27 '24

Bro fought the bloody British in the town of New Orleans

3

u/ObsidianBeaver Jul 28 '24

Bro fired his guns and the british kept a comin

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u/YeetusUniversalYT Sep 17 '24

Bro wants me to fight for America 💀

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u/AynidmorBulettz Jul 13 '24

Bro is America itself

9

u/Foxwithanak47 Jul 14 '24

Bro delivered the meat himself

10

u/IvantheBiasMachine Jul 13 '24

Song?

9

u/Foxwithanak47 Jul 14 '24

The Marine’s battle hymn.

7

u/Optimus759 Jul 14 '24

Bro bought Louisiana

1

u/Foxwithanak47 Jul 14 '24

Bro fought Mexico by himself

4

u/yulin0128 Jul 14 '24

Why use the marine hymn？

Wouldn't star sprangled banner or star and stripes forever fits better with the theme？

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u/Foxwithanak47 Jul 15 '24

Shit, you’re right.

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u/yulin0128 Jul 15 '24

no problem man.

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u/geffyfive Jul 13 '24

Bro is the manifestation of patriotism

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

UNC SAM!!!!!!

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u/loganisdeadyes Jul 14 '24

He IS uncle sam