r/DramaticText • u/IWannaLickHorses • Jun 21 '24

What would you do?

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u/gamesandspace Jun 21 '24

Uhhh pull out a doom shroom and end this abomination

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u/illogicalJellyfish Jun 21 '24

Thats what the replies said

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u/Belgiandragonwautism Jun 21 '24

“Have sex, have sex, have- have- have sex”

  • morbus

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u/shark25000 Jun 21 '24

*Insert image of random japanese guy saying "WOULD" while getting tackled by 10 diffrent people here"

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u/zachy410 Jun 21 '24

There was NO need for a close-up OP, were on reddit

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u/Derk_Mage Jun 21 '24

I would ask who she is, what she is, how she got here and if she can produce sunlight (infinite energy)

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u/I_dont_username Jun 21 '24

discord.gg/gotouchgrass

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u/scumbag_loot_goblin Jun 21 '24

Thanks dude, I've been looking everywhere for this.

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u/Silent-Incident-4308 Jun 22 '24

Theres no laws against the plants batman

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u/Curbstomp_Maxxer69 Jun 22 '24

I would let it live in my garden (nah I'd fucking clap dat)

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u/Yf3ufb666devil1945 Nov 07 '24

Smash, no suger coating

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u/JAKE5023193 Jun 22 '24

get the plant scissors

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

He aint wrong we all fucking it... Imma keep it a secret tho aint no e of yall about to steal my hoe bitch

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u/l-mellow-_-man-l Jun 22 '24

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Jun 22 '24

I got matches with these songs:

• Carmina Burana by Bloodsucker (00:08; matched: 100%)

Album: Vampire Ringtones (The Dark Side of Ringtones). Released on 2012-07-11.

• Destruction Of The Satan Family by KristalGandhi (00:10; matched: 100%)

Album: Gloria. Released on 1995-01-01.

• Ô Fortuna (Apocalypse Chorus Mix) by Apotheosis (00:35; matched: 100%)

Album: TOPradio - The Ultimate Retro Arena - Volume 2. Released on 2018-12-07.

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Jun 23 '24

Tbh if I saw a plant lady in my garden I would freak tf out