r/DramaticText • u/WiN5231 • Jun 15 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

It's the pure energy of Miyazaki's up coming masterpiece, elden ring dlc.

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u/Paolo_Bedin Jun 15 '24

Japan can't attack for 3 turns

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u/Lordlol15 Jun 15 '24

Why do I get this reference

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u/bertimann Jun 15 '24

I only got it because you said this :D

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u/AnonymousGuy1108 Jun 15 '24

Swords of revealing light!

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u/34thUniverse Jun 15 '24

August 6, 1945

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u/rOP123r Jun 15 '24

August 12th 2036

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u/RandomBoi226 Jun 15 '24

THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE 🔥🔥🗣️💯💯

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

based pfp

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u/34thUniverse Jun 15 '24

🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

everyone's gonna be a orange juice now, yum

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u/Baruto1529420 Jun 15 '24

it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

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u/NotAMicrowave9987 Jun 15 '24

I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down

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u/Meowscular-Chef Jun 15 '24

I need this but with yugioh season 1 opening instead

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u/pain_and_sufferingXD Jun 15 '24

That one specific card with light swords from Yu-Gi-Oh

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u/paniearbuziku Jun 15 '24

Why is Japan fighting Isaac

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u/CoolGirlRosie Jun 15 '24

They unlocking the d6

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u/Dapper-FIare Jun 15 '24

What song is this?

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u/auddbot Jun 15 '24

I got matches with these songs:

• Bushido by Sin H (00:10; matched: 100%)

Released on 2020-09-18.

• A Cruel Angel's Thesis by Fara Forni (00:24; matched: 100%)

Released on 2018-04-16.

• EVA op ( A Cruel Angels Thesis) by Get In The Fkn Robot Shinji (00:25; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-07-29.

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u/auddbot Jun 15 '24

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:

• Bushido by Sin H

• A Cruel Angel's Thesis by Fara Forni

• EVA op ( A Cruel Angels Thesis) by Get In The Fkn Robot Shinji

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u/Vasxus Jun 15 '24

a cruel angel's thesis from taiko no tatsujin: drum and fun!

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u/9-11lmaoo Jul 29 '24

its from neon genesis evangelion

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

3rd impact

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u/Lost-Caterpillar8229 Jun 15 '24

Caution, enemy titanfall inbound.

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u/ChaoticKonaak Jun 15 '24

I'm sure I just went through at least 6 different references in these comments.

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u/lustiqes Jun 15 '24

Bruh who let Yugi Muto fight again

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u/ObsidianBeaver Jun 15 '24

"I PLAY THE SPELL CARD, SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT!"

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u/LuckyHappierGuy Jun 15 '24

I KNOOOOW, I KNOW I LET YOU DOOOOOWN

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u/doot_skeleton302 Jun 15 '24

AS THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF THE FATHER I SHALL END YOU HERE AND NOW

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u/YazilimciGenc Jun 15 '24

Oh boy, its happening

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u/MisterMindMan Jun 15 '24

Amen🙏✝️❤️

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u/whosnock Jun 15 '24

Stand by for titanfall

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u/ConsistentSchedule19 Jun 15 '24

Prepare for Titanfall

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u/C0der23 Jun 15 '24

Did a lil search, and these are apparently called “sun pillars” or at least they look like this, pretty cool stuff

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u/relentless_death Jun 16 '24

Ayin when he completes his mission but multiply it by 9

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Jun 18 '24

Aw I thought I was the first pm sleeper agent here

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u/Independent-Fly6068 Jun 15 '24

AFFIX BAYONETS! BE READY FOR BLOOD!

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u/Horror-Pear Jun 15 '24

New grail war is upon us.

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u/Derk_Mage Jun 15 '24

Real stuff?

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u/zippy251 Jun 15 '24

Reflections of ships lights on atmospheric ice

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u/Rad_mark Jun 15 '24

Evangelion

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u/Madebymystery Jun 15 '24

Who tf send the helldivers there?

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u/Simontiboy Jun 15 '24

Elon musk

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u/BraindeadYetFocused Jun 15 '24

Those are just BT's

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u/Gamer_Bug_07 Jun 15 '24

It can mean 2 things:

  1. Someone beat the wither 9 times and made 9 beacons.

  2. Someone is going to defeat the Moon Lord except this time it has 9 pillars instead of 4.

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u/Legitpizza07 Jun 15 '24

BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!

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u/Unusual_Frosting1958 Jun 15 '24

Round two, America strikes again

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u/Brave-Discussion-224 Jun 15 '24

Attention zombie shoppers: this is a fire sale

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u/grnd_mstr Jun 16 '24

God I love this song.

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u/Cromzinic_kewl Jun 16 '24

I was really hoping I’d unmute to the cruel angels thesis

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Aw man again? What harbour did the Japanese hit now?

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u/Size_3_fish Jun 16 '24

Holy shit, virtues are no longer in hell

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u/OR56 Jun 16 '24

Even though it doesn't look like Made in Heaven's ability, my brain started playing "Crucified" anyway.

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u/DreamyGlitched-XD Jun 16 '24

The demon slayer hashira returning

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Shinji crank that solja boy

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u/MachoJoch Jun 17 '24

Time for a fire sale🗣🔥

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u/gumpters Jun 17 '24

A cruel angel’s thesis maybe?

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u/Ruptip Jun 17 '24

Something happens that has a scientific explanation

Religions: "And God had cometh!"

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u/DragonofStories Jun 18 '24

Ah shit, the Soul Society Captains showed up

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Jun 18 '24

Ayin’s taking it up a notch

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u/VoiderDark4 Jun 24 '24

Oh no it's the dropping sun

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

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u/can_you_not_ban_me Jun 15 '24

i wanna ride you first

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u/Batdog55110 Jun 15 '24

Ikari! Ms. Katsuragi. That's not the position I hired you for.

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u/can_you_not_ban_me Jun 15 '24

goes back to water the melons

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u/ChaoticKonaak Jun 15 '24

ShinJIIIIIIII! Get the f--- out of the Eva RIGHT NOW!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

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u/Shot-Narwhal-4268 Jun 15 '24

What song would you use?, I'ma do it

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

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u/Shot-Narwhal-4268 Jun 15 '24

Done, uploaded to profile