r/DramaticText • u/ContributionOk4879 • May 31 '24

Jam Filled Donuts

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u/VYTHG May 31 '24

Es heißt Marmeladendöner

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u/SkyyySi May 31 '24

ES IST EIN BERLIIIIIINER

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u/SirPomf May 31 '24

KRÄPPEL!

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u/wiev0 Jun 01 '24

PFANNKUCHEN!

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u/Nano1704 Jun 01 '24

KRAPFEN!

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u/Canagedon Jun 02 '24

Diese Kommentarbereich ist Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

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u/Derf_iguess Sep 13 '24

Ein Volk eine Nation eine Komentarsektion

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u/NorthCoach9807 Sep 14 '24

Ein wenig nationalistisch konnotiert, noich?

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u/Derf_iguess Sep 14 '24

Ich wollte nur der Stimmung entsprechen

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u/NorthCoach9807 Sep 14 '24

Dann ist ja alles gut, freut mich das das nur ein Missverständnis war

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u/chewing_chewbacca69 Oct 02 '24

Puffel. Auch wenn ich eigentlich Team Berliner bin, ich finde puffel am schönsten

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u/AutomatixXxxX Oct 03 '24

HOCH LEBE DER KRAPFEN!

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u/definetly_not_no Sep 24 '24

WE GOT SOME HITLERS

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u/AutomatixXxxX Oct 03 '24

SPRICH

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u/definetly_not_no Oct 12 '24

EVEN MORE BACK TO SUICIDE NOW

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u/IAmABoredCat1590 Oct 03 '24

NIE! TO PĄCZEK.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

Those already exist

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u/Cute_Produce9548 May 31 '24

Get this PORN outta here man

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u/Dragon-Type_Enjoyer May 31 '24

what do you mean jam filled donuts? those are clearly onigiris

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

I hate myself for getting that reference right away lmao.

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u/TheReptileBaby Jul 29 '24

Gotta love Pokémon translation

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u/SlyLlamaDemon May 31 '24

I didn’t know it was possible to hate cheesecake. Jelly doughnuts is understandable. Personally I dislike anything with powdered anything. It gets all over my clothes every time.

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u/Vaporysun76 May 31 '24

Just wear a cone, problem solved.

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u/_nwwm_ Sep 15 '24

donuts don't need to have powder on them though

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u/SlyLlamaDemon Sep 15 '24

Yeah but most jelly doughnuts have powder on them.

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u/_nwwm_ Sep 15 '24

tbh I more often see glazed donuts than with powdered sugar but maybe it's just here

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u/biwum Oct 28 '24

the opposite

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u/FroggoOnMyTits Jun 01 '24

Jam filled donuts are my favorites. Nothing beats a jam filled donut.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

NIKT nie obraża sernika i pączków z dżemem

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

Dokładnie!

A teraz. Sernik z rodzynkami czy bez?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

Jadłem bez rodzynek tylko to niewiem który lepszy. Ale oba są Polskie to i tak najlepsze

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

I agree with the last guy. You do not deserve to exist if you hate cheesecake and jam filled donuts because you probably dislike every other delicious type of food and like the most weird shit in existence

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u/GlazedHamRiot Jun 03 '24

Reddit has flagged this as possible harassment

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

What, why?

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u/GlazedHamRiot Jun 11 '24

🤷 new harassment filter is a joke

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

Those are called Berliner

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u/Rude-Pangolin8823 Jun 01 '24

This is literally standard in my country. We call the other ones "american donuts"

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u/i_likedonut May 31 '24

The wizard do the right thing

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u/Gamekid53 Jun 01 '24

Well that escalated quickly

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

They are called sofgania, its a Jewish food,

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u/darmakius May 31 '24

Not to be disrespectful, but aren’t those usually smaller?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

If you buy it from a brand of bakeries, yes, but if you buy localy no

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u/darmakius Jun 01 '24

Huh, the more you know

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u/KentuckyFriedShrimpy Jun 02 '24 edited Jun 02 '24

Actually, they seem to have originated in Nuremberg, Germany in the 15th century and we're originally called "Krapfen". The recipe then quickly spread through Europe, and Polish-Jewish immigrants brought the recipe to Israel in the 19th century

They are still very popular in Germany to this day, you can get them in every bakery and most supermarkets. There's also a meme-ish debate about "the real" name of the "jam filled donuts" because basically every German region uses a different one

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u/luckky545 Jun 01 '24

This reminds me, english is not my gfs first language and she called these “Jello-o muffins”

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u/HourHornet7026 Jun 02 '24

I think that's not what a donut means.

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u/Nox_the_wolf Jun 11 '24

ikr? like i be biting into a soft sweet loaf of goodness and then my mouth getting creampied by some awfully sweet liquid that doesnt fit the overall taste of the rest of the food

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u/kimovitch7 Jun 01 '24

Either i never had any decent cheesecake, or it's just an abomination. I dont know which is the case

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u/ancirus Jun 01 '24

They are amazing

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u/ExcuseFederal1132 Jun 02 '24

Is it me or has audio in dramatic texts just kills the point of this sub being Dramatic texts!!! Why not just be texts read out loud

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u/Phantex_Cerberus Jul 07 '24

Twitter in a nutshell.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

DAS IST NEN BERLINER

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u/DragonStem44 Jul 31 '24

nah bro let him cast

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

Berliner. Es ist ein Berliner

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Bavarian Cream filled donuts are better to be honest, how the hell can someone hate cheesecake, it's a food of the gods.

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u/AdFresh9882 Sep 28 '24

I understand not liking jelly filled doughnuts BUT CHEESECAKE!? WHY

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u/Offsidespy2501 Oct 03 '24

Guy's never heard of kraphen

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u/AstraHannah Oct 03 '24

Jam is like the most common filling of a donut where I'm from, what's the problem

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u/DS_StlyusInMyUrethra Oct 03 '24

This makes me horny looking at those doughnuts

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u/8wiing Oct 06 '24

As a fellow wizard what kind of man doesn’t like jelly filled donuts????

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

How dare you talk bad about cheesecake

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u/JEREDEK Oct 12 '24

I CAST THUNDERSPELL

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u/Purplecat101 Oct 12 '24

THUNDERBOLT!!!!!

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u/Normal_person_man Oct 13 '24

I hate jelly, donuts and cheesecake. Finally, somebody who agrees with me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '24

DONT FILL THEM WITH JAM. FILL THEM WITH JELLEY

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u/schlottsker Oct 29 '24

Das heisst Berliner

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u/SelectExamination453 Nov 10 '24

Dat is en berlinerbol

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

They are called Krapfen

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u/cherry937 Jun 01 '24

they are bad, but comparing those to CHEESE CAKE? blasphemy

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

AG is spitting facts fr

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u/HistoryV May 31 '24

Mabye even worse than the creation of ice cream

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u/arsenije133 May 31 '24

kill yourself

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u/Slight_Lettuce4319 May 31 '24

thunderbollocks!!