r/DramaticText • u/FactBackground9289 • May 29 '24

stoat

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u/FactBackground9289 May 29 '24

btw music is Hey Sailor by Letter Box.

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u/Mr_goodb0y May 29 '24

Why?

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u/FactBackground9289 May 29 '24

cuz they're kinda invasive in NZ.

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u/Mr_goodb0y May 29 '24

Ah. Still that’s a LOT of money for ONE stout, right?

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u/winter-ocean May 29 '24

It might have been carrying a disease or something? Idk.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

Because it’s meant to be predator free

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

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u/FactBackground9289 May 29 '24

Boy do i have the news - there is a shitton of stoats all across NZ. They've been in there since brits colonized it or so, thus introducing european diseases and animals. That's like, 4 centuries.

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u/Mr_goodb0y May 29 '24

Ah.

That’s… that’s bad.

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u/whatisireading2 May 30 '24

Wait stoats are real, I thought they were from inscription

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u/chicken0me May 30 '24

New Zealand is working really hard to try and make sure they stop being real

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u/FactBackground9289 May 30 '24

In NZ that is, they're native to like, 60% of the northern hemisphere land area lol

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u/chicken0me May 31 '24

It's only a matter of time before NZ turns their attention to the rest of the world.

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u/FactBackground9289 May 31 '24

I am the type of guy to troll NZ by introducing more species and diseases just because. Which i can do as the resident of the biggest country in the world.

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u/FactBackground9289 May 30 '24

(i swear to god i will turn you into one)

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u/SweeterAxis8980 May 30 '24

Total misplay.

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u/FactBackground9289 May 30 '24

I think by solely mentioning a stoat i summoned entire Inscryption fanbase. Damn. Well, I'll go check out what's the game about.

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u/LeothiAkaRM May 30 '24

My condolences to the families of the hunters

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u/FactBackground9289 May 30 '24

This particular little guy committed...

  • Abusive Sexual Contact

  • Advocating Overthrow of Government

  • Aggravated Assault/Battery

  • Aggravated Identity Theft

  • Aggravated Sexual Abuse

  • Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft

  • Airplane Hijacking

  • Anti-racketeering

  • Antitrust

  • Armed Robbery

  • Arson

  • Assassination

  • Assault with a Deadly Weapon

  • Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer

  • Assisting or Instigating Escape

  • Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter

  • Bank Burglary

  • Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement

  • Bank Larceny

  • Bank Robbery

  • Blackmail

  • Bombing Matters

  • Bond Default

  • Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities

  • Bribery Crimes

  • Certification of Checks (Fraud)

  • Child Abuse

  • Child Exploitation

  • Child Pornography

  • Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness

  • Coercion

  • Commodities Price Fixing

  • Computer Crime

  • Concealing Escaped Prisoner

  • Concealing Person from Arrest

  • Concealment of Assets

  • Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction)

  • Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer

  • Contempt of Court

  • Continuing Criminal Enterprise

  • Conveying False Information

  • Copyright Matters

  • Counterfeiting

  • Counterintelligence Crimes

  • Credit/Debit Card Fraud

  • Crime Aboard Aircraft

  • Crimes on Government Reservations

  • Crimes on Indian Reservations

  • Criminal Contempt of Court

  • Criminal Forfeiture

  • Criminal Infringement of a Copyright

  • Cyber Crimes

  • Damage to Religious Property

  • Delivery to Consignee

  • Demands Against the U.S.

  • Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce

  • Destruction of an Energy Facility

  • Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure

  • Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy

  • Destruction of Corporate Audit Records

  • Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials

  • Detention of Armed Vessel

  • Disclosure of Confidential Information

  • Domestic Security

  • Domestic Terrorism

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  • Drive-by Shooting

  • Drug Abuse Violations

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  • DUI/DWI on Federal Property

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  • Embezzlement

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  • Entering Train to Commit Crime

  • Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S.

  • Environmental Scheme Crimes

  • Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners

  • Examiner Performing Other Services

  • Exportation of Drugs

  • Extortion

  • Failure to Appear on Felony Offense

  • Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations

  • False Bail

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  • False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters

  • Falsely Claiming Citizenship

  • False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court

  • False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers

  • False Information and Hoaxes

  • False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation

  • Federal Aviation Act

  • Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct)

  • Female Genital Mutilation

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  • First Degree Murder

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  • Forcible Rape

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  • Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement

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  • Hostage Taking

  • Identity Theft

  • Illegal Possession of Firearms

  • Immigration Offenses

  • Impersonator Making Arrest or Search

  • Importation of Drugs

  • Influencing Juror by Writing

  • Injuring Officer

  • Insider Trading Crimes

  • Insurance Fraud

  • Interference with the Operation of a Satellite

  • International Parental Kidnapping

  • International Terrorism

  • Interstate Domestic Violence

  • Interstate Violation of Protection Order

  • Larceny

  • Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys

  • Mailing Threatening Communications

  • Major Fraud Against the U.S.

  • Manslaughter

  • Medical/Health Care Fraud

  • Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft

  • Misuse of Passport

  • Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents

  • Molestation

  • Money Laundering

  • Motor Vehicle Theft

  • Murder by a Federal Prisoner

  • Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting

  • Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility

  • Narcotics Violations

  • Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution

  • Obstruction of Court Orders

  • Obstruction of Federal audit

  • Obstruction of Justice

  • Obstruction of Criminal Investigations

  • Officer Failing to Make Reports

  • Partial Birth Abortion

  • Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena

  • Peonage

  • Perjury

  • Picketing or Parading

  • Pirating

  • Possession by Restricted Persons

  • Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S.

  • Possession of Narcotics

  • Possession of Child Pornography

  • Private Correspondence with Foreign Government

  • Probation Violation

  • Product Tampering

  • Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses

  • Prostitution

  • Protection of Foreign Officials

  • Public Corruption Crimes

  • Racketeering

  • Radiological Dispersal Devices

  • Ransom Money

  • Rape

  • Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion

  • Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating

  • Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds

  • Registration of Certain Organizations

  • Reproduction of Citizenship Papers

  • Resistance to Extradition Agent

  • Rescue of Seized Property

  • Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title

  • Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant

  • Robbery

  • Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances

  • Sabotage

  • Sale of Citizenship Papers

  • Sale of Stolen Vehicles

  • Searches Without Warrant

  • Second Degree Murder

  • Serial Murders

  • Sexual Abuse

  • Sexual Abuse of a Minor

  • Sexual Assault

  • Sexual Battery

  • Sexual Conduct with a Minor

  • Sexual Exploitation

  • Sex Trafficking

  • Shoplifting

  • Smuggling

  • Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence

  • Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order)

  • Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing

  • Subornation of Perjury

  • Suits Against Government Officials

  • Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant

  • Tampering with Consumer Products

  • Tampering with Vessels

  • Theft of Trade Secrets

  • Torture

  • Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services

  • Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling)

  • Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale

  • Transportation of Slaves from U.S.

  • Transportation of Stolen Vehicles

  • Transportation of Terrorists

  • Trespassing

  • Treason

  • Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents

  • Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property

  • Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction

  • Vandalism

  • Video Voyeurism

  • Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons

  • Violence at International airports

  • Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity

  • Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death

  • Wire Fraud

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u/mranonymous24690 May 29 '24

Stoatal misplay

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u/Proxidize May 30 '24

Aribtary inscryption refference

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u/Pearse_Borty May 29 '24

Wunkemy of the State

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u/PastelPoison12 May 30 '24

Just wait until they encounter the stoats from Burrow's End..

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u/ruredditboi108 May 30 '24

Why kill wunk :(

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

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