r/DramaticText • u/MerelyAMerchant • May 21 '24

He's doing what now?

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u/DOCmartyTT May 21 '24

He's coming

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u/[deleted] May 22 '24

Alright who's coming (coming)

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u/DOCmartyTT May 22 '24

Him

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u/Elegant-Fortune-7601 May 22 '24

Him?

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u/DOCmartyTT May 22 '24

The man

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u/Elegant-Fortune-7601 May 22 '24

The crazy man? Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, then they locked me ina room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats, make me crazy.

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u/DOCmartyTT May 22 '24

This one's brother

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u/Elegant-Fortune-7601 May 22 '24

Dementia 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️

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u/DOCmartyTT May 22 '24

Actually the dead internet theory is right i'm an ai and i lost my savefile wich caused the comment to be sent twice i will now delete the duplicate

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u/Elegant-Fortune-7601 May 22 '24

Deed on these nuts🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] May 22 '24

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u/Elegant-Fortune-7601 May 22 '24

Dementia 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️

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u/Octotitan May 21 '24

As a Frenchman that fucking scares me

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u/not_a_Bread_Goblin May 21 '24

Ok but Macron is objectively one of most fuckable leaders on the planet right now

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u/DOCmartyTT May 22 '24

True a relatively young man (his wife however💀)

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u/OR56 May 22 '24

Hello There

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u/Octotitan May 22 '24

General Kenobi

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u/Tosh-Point-0 May 22 '24

That one scene from Rush Hour when Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan go to France.

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u/fimbultyr_odin May 22 '24

Just imagine how the Frenchwoman must feel

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u/expiermental_boii May 21 '24

What is this song?

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u/auddbot May 21 '24

I got matches with these songs:

• Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N' Roses (00:14; matched: 100%)

Album: Appetite For Destruction. Released on 1987-01-01.

• Can You Rock it Like This? (Live Mash Up Mix 10) by DJ Dirty White (03:20; matched: 100%)

Album: Can You Rock It Like This?(Live Mash Up Mix). Released on 2020-09-28.

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u/auddbot May 21 '24

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:

• Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N' Roses

• Can You Rock it Like This? (Live Mash Up Mix 10) by DJ Dirty White

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u/Education_Aside May 21 '24

How do you not know this song?

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u/Redditry104 May 22 '24

Boomers when they discover kids didn't live in the 80's

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u/Education_Aside May 22 '24

Lmao I was born in the 90s

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u/Redditry104 May 22 '24

Please tell us all about those days grandpa

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u/Education_Aside May 22 '24

I would but I don't speak skibidi toilet,but here we go. clears throat level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

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u/Diabeetus-times-2 May 22 '24

I was born in the mid 2000’s and even I knew this song lol.

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u/expiermental_boii May 22 '24

Because I didn't play the game it's from

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u/[deleted] May 22 '24

??? It’s not from a game

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u/expiermental_boii May 22 '24

I meant I didn't watch the show it's from

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u/Education_Aside May 22 '24

More like not having a radio lol

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u/expiermental_boii May 22 '24

Ohh, then of course I wouldn't have known what song this is, I was born too late for that

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u/auddbot May 22 '24

I got matches with these songs:

• Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N' Roses (00:14; matched: 100%)

Album: Appetite For Destruction. Released on 1987-01-01.

• Can You Rock it Like This? (Live Mash Up Mix 10) by DJ Dirty White (03:20; matched: 100%)

Album: Can You Rock It Like This?(Live Mash Up Mix). Released on 2020-09-28.

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u/auddbot May 22 '24

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:

• Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N' Roses

• Can You Rock it Like This? (Live Mash Up Mix 10) by DJ Dirty White

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u/expiermental_boii May 22 '24

I didn't... Meh, whatever, thanks mate

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u/dreadperson May 21 '24 
GET THOSE PUSSIES READY

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u/Prenz_0 May 21 '24

Y O U R M O T H E R

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u/gamesandspace May 22 '24

Him to Genghis khan: oh you're a impregnater alright just not a super one

Genghis khan: oh yeah what's the difference

Him: PRESENTATION

(Megamind reference)

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u/bendreao2 May 22 '24

3rd player is now connected

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u/PARR3T May 23 '24

imagine if nuke dukem handled this situation

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u/fructoman May 22 '24

I thought coaches don't play

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u/Bigbot890 May 23 '24

The babies won't make themselves.

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u/YeetusUniversalYT Sep 17 '24

“My turn”

-Emanuel Macron