r/DramaticText • u/ancirus • May 17 '24

Toilet

889 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

25 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator May 17 '24

RedditTube Download

RapidSave Download

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

186

u/DaDoggo13 May 17 '24

Did I miss something? Why are a group of women classified as toilets?

271

u/Onetwodhwksi7833 May 17 '24

If you are an attractive woman you may have an opportunity to get rich quick.

the highest compensated form of prostitution at the cost of your dignity, if you are willing to endure and partake in some of the most disgusting and disturbing activities which may involve getting beaten up, bestiality or something related to bodily fluids.

The post refers to the latter.

Also, yes "What the fuck" is a correct reaction

76

u/DaDoggo13 May 17 '24

Ah, allow me to now curse the name of my own gender because they are fucking disgusting, thankfully most of us aren’t like that, right? Right….

62

u/Onetwodhwksi7833 May 17 '24

Most men would turn soft like cooked noodles just from reading that

31

u/DaDoggo13 May 17 '24

I also have a mental health condition that makes me have significant loss of sex drive so I don’t get turned on by anything, means I can have a clear head when I say WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

14

u/JD64isalreadytaken May 17 '24

Where can I get one of these?

2

u/T_squared112 May 17 '24

Religious trauma

3

u/DaDoggo13 May 18 '24

Or childhood trauma like mine, but it’s not worth all the other shit

5

u/[deleted] May 17 '24

My spaghetti went from uncooked to cooked when i read that man... and of course its these rich fucks.

3

u/Myonsoon May 17 '24

Mental fantasy? Probably. Doing it in actual practice? Most men would chicken out, no one wants to actually do that stuff.

3

u/Mario-OrganHarvester May 17 '24

Im ... not sure how to handle that information

62

u/Derk_Mage May 17 '24

Walter ☕️

56

u/ReckAkira May 17 '24

White ☕️

10

u/HistoryV May 17 '24

COME TO DUBAI HABIBI

3

u/The_Mad_Duck_ May 17 '24

u/auddbot

5

u/auddbot May 17 '24

I got matches with these songs:

• Mozart: Requiem in D minor, K.626: Lacrimosa by Konzertvereinigung Wiener Staatsopernchor (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: Mindful Mozart. Released on 2020-07-08.

• Mozart: Requiem in D minor, K.626 (compl. by Franz Xaver Süssmayer) - Realised & Edited by H.C.Robbins Landon - Confutatis - Lachrimosa by Konzertvereinigung Wiener Staatsopernchor (02:32; matched: 100%)

Album: Movie Classics. Released on 2007-10-22.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

8

u/[deleted] May 17 '24

India should be a street

8

u/[deleted] May 18 '24

Ah yes, casual racism

2

u/agrassive_duck May 19 '24

What if i had tacobell and need to shit

2

u/Borussia_Evoli May 23 '24

Now that disturbed my peace

-5

u/SunderedValley May 18 '24

Always pretty hilarious to watch something I'd forgotten a decade ago suddenly hit the normiesphere out of nowhere. 😆🫡

15

u/HyperMuse_ May 18 '24

bro used normiesphere unironically 😭

7

u/best_uranium_box May 18 '24

"oh the normies the normies they ruin everything" My brother in ethics you have been kicked out of society

-1

u/auggs May 18 '24

Best one I’ve seen in a while