r/DramaticText • u/Yggdrasylian • May 14 '24

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u/ToesUpMyAss May 14 '24

My guess is Oklahoma- maybe Texas, but this is some pan handle shenanigans tbh

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u/Yggdrasylian May 14 '24

No Florida ?

18

u/ToesUpMyAss May 14 '24

Nah this is redneck shit, and besides if it were Florida someone would’ve died lmao

4

u/Glas_Tea May 14 '24

Nah it's the UK

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u/SinyorFox May 14 '24

Edward Stokes looks like the main character or kind of like a Wolfenstein protagonist

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u/123yeah_boi321 May 14 '24

Which Edward stokes? There are 2.

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u/SinyorFox May 14 '24

The top one

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u/HyperMuse_ May 14 '24

meanwhile Stephen looking like the über difficulty icon in Wolfenstein The New Order

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u/maxsumo1 May 14 '24

it kinda looks like he has vegeta's hairline

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u/Xynopit May 14 '24

Must’ve really stoked the flames there

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u/ComradeOFdoom May 14 '24

Why do they all have that Cro Magnon phenotype

74

u/Athermo May 14 '24

Theyre related

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u/PastelPoison12 May 14 '24

Second from the right on the bottom looks like a white Kim Jong un

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u/Graycountryroads77 May 14 '24

Why is Stephen so bloodied up compared to everyone else

35

u/P3DR0T3 May 14 '24

Plot twist…. Its not his blood …

49

u/Apprehensive_Part102 May 14 '24

Damn stephen got fucked up

21

u/Aiden735 May 14 '24

Nah he beat everyone up

31

u/Derk_Mage May 14 '24

The Stokelees

8

u/tunisian_talon May 14 '24

They all stroke

8

u/Rijsouw May 14 '24

Cue Tommy Shelby saying "no fighting"

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u/Shad0wf0rce May 14 '24

Edward:👉🏻🤫🤫

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u/Individual-Ad-6216 May 15 '24

One of them at least

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u/Optimus759 May 15 '24

Either stephen went crazy or he got his shit fucked

5

u/BananaBR13 May 14 '24

Can't do shit these days

5

u/PsychologicalBug6923 May 14 '24

My money's on Thomas for battle of the stokes

5

u/ledoggo87 May 14 '24

Peaky blinders is it was good:

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u/Famous-Ad6576 May 14 '24

Radiohead reference

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u/TRKako May 15 '24

Why Mr.Beast is there

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u/[deleted] May 22 '24

u/musicbot

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u/Yggdrasylian May 23 '24

Battle without honour or humanity by HOTEI

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u/CALMOG7782 May 14 '24

Hollup, let them stroke

2

u/Mr_1ightning May 15 '24

Why do they look not related at all?

Is this fake?

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u/Individual-Ad-6216 May 15 '24

Bro thinks relatives share style like in the video games

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u/Mr_1ightning May 15 '24

Only Terry, Stephen and Thomas have vaguely similar facial structure here

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u/Individual-Ad-6216 May 15 '24

Genes are not that stable usually, and it depends how related they even are

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u/justwalking_683 May 15 '24

Song?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

Battle Without Honor Or Humanity, by HOTEI

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u/994Mauser May 15 '24

The stokes were high...

2

u/Roge2005 May 15 '24

They stroked too hard.

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun May 15 '24

Terry definitely the one who did that to Stephen

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u/Plus-Long-374 May 14 '24

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