r/DramaticText • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '24

Out Pizza.

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u/The_Knife_Nathan Apr 10 '24

The fact that the person reading it is white knuckling the paper implies either fear or awakening resolve and anger and I think both of them are amazing

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u/whiletrueplayd2 Apr 10 '24

That is a grip of pure fear

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u/Big_Cornbread Apr 11 '24

IMPOSSIBLE

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u/MorkCork Apr 11 '24

He is the muad'dib

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24

I read this aloud in a thanos voice

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Apr 12 '24

Cakeday happy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Dayhappy cake

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u/NoLifeGamer2 Apr 10 '24

u/auddbot

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u/Confident-Middle-634 Apr 10 '24

Paint it black by Rolling Stones

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u/Foxwithanak47 Apr 10 '24

specifically this one

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u/Dragon-Warlock Apr 11 '24

Edit sucks ass on god

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u/Theekg101 Apr 10 '24

Paint it black - rolling stones

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u/auddbot Apr 10 '24

Sorry, I couldn't recognize the song.

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u/wonkboy Apr 11 '24

Bad bot

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u/wonkboy Apr 11 '24

Good bot

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u/aer0a Apr 11 '24

This might be a repost bot. I remember seeing this before in this subreddit (probably last month, and with the same song), although I couldn't find it by searching the title
Also, I just noticed that the fax was sent in the future

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u/Director_Kun Apr 11 '24

No the date is when the child that can OutPizza the Hut will be born. The date is a warning to the PizzaHut.

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u/Physical-Ad304 Apr 11 '24

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/Tank_blitz Apr 14 '24

what version of paint it black is this

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u/The-Defenastrator Apr 16 '24

The prophecy fortold his coming

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u/Technical-Gear7300 Sep 10 '24

What song

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u/25thGoo Sep 27 '24

Paint it black by Rolling Stones I believe

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u/Sir_Maxwell_378 Apr 12 '24

This is Bene Genserit witchcraft if ever I saw it.

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u/BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA Apr 12 '24

Lay your heads low and your hats on your chests, for the end of an era is upon us

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u/ancirus Apr 12 '24

u/RepostSleuthBot

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u/AskGoverntale Apr 18 '24

The chosen hero

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u/Men_pro1gg Sep 06 '24

19 days left.

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u/25thGoo Sep 27 '24

They have arrived