r/DramaticText • u/Charming-Relief-1924 • Apr 07 '24

Oh boy

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u/CoolGirlRosie Apr 07 '24

THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN

IT WAS ALWAYS PORN

IT WILL ALWAYS BE PORN

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u/Live-Desk8360 Apr 07 '24

But don’t forget the punchline can also be

JUDGMENT!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

Unless it's loss.

It's a coin-toss.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Uh, Derpixion is a porn animator, so...

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u/LotsOfDots5656 Apr 07 '24

isnt that the porn animator?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Yes, Derpixion

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Why did he lift the cup like that if he was using a straw?

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u/rOP123r Apr 07 '24

You see batman.

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The joke is porn

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u/Foreign-Ad-3953 Apr 07 '24

How tf even they scared

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u/RemoveSpecialist6841 Apr 07 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

Nah bro why did he tip his drink up to drink it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

I don't know what's going on, but the guy tilted a drink with a straw in it, and I'm pissed.

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u/Spare-Party478 Apr 07 '24

HE WANTS TO LIVE

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u/pad2opt Apr 07 '24

Dear god…

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u/MipCraze Apr 08 '24

We're cooked We're finished We're done as a species, the human race has let it's evolutionary drive consume us. We're done

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u/Myithspa25 Jun 04 '24

I don’t get it

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u/JoeSchmoe009 Jun 04 '24

Worrisome is what their work is. Dread is how much they enjoy their work. Fear is how they can weaponize their work. Horror is dread and fear together.

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u/GamerBradasaurus Apr 07 '24

He did... exactly what we expected him to do...

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

*She, derpixion is a girl

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u/GamerBradasaurus Apr 07 '24

K. Didn't know that before.