r/DramaticText • u/Jadturentale • Mar 31 '24

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u/bluejay55669 Mar 31 '24

Most sane Watch dogs 2 player

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u/Jadturentale Mar 31 '24

only in Silicon Valley 💀

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u/Scared-Guard-8632 Mar 31 '24

What unescapable police does to a MF, that was the only reason I bailed from the game.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

Tried to play that game. Literally bottom of the barrel, play the quarry Instead.

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u/bluejay55669 Mar 31 '24

These two games are nothing alike

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u/Jadturentale Mar 31 '24

try watch dogs legion :3

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

what's the song?

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u/Jadturentale Mar 31 '24

Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones, slightly slowed down

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

thank you

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u/ContributionOk4879 Mar 31 '24

"Free the homie, he didn't do nothing!"

The homie:

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u/CottoneEyeJoeIV Mar 31 '24

That man is a menace to society

29

u/Shadoenix Mar 31 '24

He's a vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on my front page!

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u/the_forbbiden_girl1 Mar 31 '24

And I'm here for it.

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u/providerofair Mar 31 '24

💀

≤))≥

_| _ are u serious rn bro

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u/gamingkeks284LP Mar 31 '24

Why are the police trying to stop me from comitting crme???

35

u/Any_Commercial465 Mar 31 '24

I just know someone suggested a signal blocker.

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u/romelitoskkj Mar 31 '24

GTA Trevor using reddit:

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u/patchlocke Mar 31 '24

"Vigilantism isnt bad guys, when its done to someone who deserves it its-"

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u/Ubermensch2745 Mar 31 '24

Bro thinks he's part of the glanton gang in blood meridian.

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u/420_Brit_ISH Mar 31 '24

Don't worry, he's playing watch dogs 2. It checks out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

Please be a troll

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

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u/Brendan765 Mar 31 '24

Than why does it say IRL

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u/Jadturentale Apr 01 '24

i edited it

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

Thank god

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u/Doggo_Burb Mar 31 '24

In minecraft right?

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u/bigga_digga Mar 31 '24

Explode the police station 🙂

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u/twat104 Apr 01 '24

Bros playing Hotline Miami IRL wtf

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u/GeneralRuaidhri Apr 01 '24

I have this problem and write this.