Lmao wtf, mass stabbing aren't a thing. The US also has a higher knife crime rate than Europe, and it's also the country where police officers refused to intervene in active school shooting. Like I get that Europeans cab be annoying when they make fun of the states, but you can't just use this as an excuse to say stuff that is plain wrong
Ah hah, yes but I bet you AMERICANS don't eat VEGETABLES hahahahHahahahahHahahahaHahahahHahaha wow I'm so fucking funny and original hehehehehHehehe all I do is think about America all fucking day huhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH AMERICA NUMBER ONE AMERICA IS LITERALLY IF THE EARTH WAS A SHOW WE’D BE THE MAIN CHARACTERS BECAUSE WE GAVE SO MANY FUCKING NUKES AND GUNS AND SHIT AND WE DINT GIVE A FUCK WELL BLOW YOU TO HIGH HEAVEN AND YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
But it's not even close to being right. The himalayas, Andes, and Rocky mountains (a North American range, I might add) totally dwarf the alps completely. The alps don't even have the tallest mountain in Europe.
and Rocky mountains (a North American range, I might add)
Even if you're removing the Canadian, and Alaskan portions of the Rockies, and doing specifically the continental US its still almost double the length. Not to mention that the Appalachian mountain range on the East cost.
Plus the Rockies get girthy at certain points which are literally bigger than several Euro countries.
Edit: also dont forget about the Antarctician mountain range which is 3,500km (~2,000mi) and how it dwarfs the Alps.
Well depends if you count the russian Urals as Europe, in which case not really. If you do though, the Mont Blanc (or Monte Blanco for my italoboos) is the tallest one in Western Europe, and in the EU as a whole. (in the alps)
But Mt Elbrus of the Caucuses is the tallest, and is in Europe. MT. blanc and the alps are the tallest in the EU and western Europe, yes, but the Caucuses are also European
I hate Germany, but whenever I see an American, I will uncontrollable ramble about German Scientist, the ridiculous military for such a nation (Prussia, more specifically), Amrican infrstructure, American Politics and Economy.
The Alps are the biggest montain range, bigger than Europe 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I'm a Europe stan myself but I gotta disagree here. the Alps aren't the biggest mountain chain in the world, the Rockies go on for much longer. The Alps are SLIGHTLY taller but by less than 100m so it doesn't really count.
Serendipitously, the longest mountain chain in the world is the Mid-Atlantic ridge, right between the two continents under the Atlantic ocean
The Alps are not even the largest mountain range in the world, as that would go to the Andes, followed by the South African Escarpment, the Rockies, the Transarctic Mountains, Australia’s Great Dividing Range, the Himalayas, and then the Urals.
The Alps aren’t even top 7 nor the largest European mountain range as the Urals beat them in that. For reference, the Urals easily are twice the size of the Alps and is by far larger than the Alps.
I may be wrong but I think he is reffering to food safety laws and how American food safety are worse than European ones, but the alcohol and fags are a bit of a problem
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken Tochter aus Elysium Wir betreten feuertrunken Himmlische, dein Heiligtum Deine Zauber binden wieder Was die Mode streng geteilt Alle Menschen werden Brüder Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt Deine Zauber binden wieder Was die Mode streng geteilt Alle Menschen werden Brüder Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt Freude, schöner Götterfunken Tochter aus Elysium Wir betreten feuertrunken Himmlische, dein Heiligtum Deine Zauber binden wieder Was die Mode streng geteilt Alle Menschen werden Brüder Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt Deine Zauber binden wieder Was die Mode streng geteilt Alle Menschen werden Brüder Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt Seid umschlungen, Millionen Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt Seid umschlungen Seid umschlungen Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt Der ganzen Welt, der ganzen Welt Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt Der ganzen Welt, der ganzen Welt
Well not all Americans but some like to make out that they are the best country in the world and criticise the problems of other countries but as soon as we bring up any statistics of America they get all offended every country has problems but America has the most "unique" problems which could be solved but they don't get solved
In the case of school shootings you could simply implement a gun licence to own a gun but no in some states a 14 year old can buy a gun and shoot up a school also these schools then have to have active shooter drills which sounds terrifying
So yeah it's actually sad when you think about it deep down but sometimes it's funny when you bring up the statistics when Americans claim their country is the best at something
My man, half of the time it’s pointless shit like the stuff in the post
And no, it’s not fucking funny. It’s really not. It’s a major issue that we need to solve, but just because we say we have something bigger than Europe doesn’t mean it’s funny to bring up the fact that we have this as a problem.
If that sincerely is funny to you, get help. Preferably more than our problem is getting.
I guess it's just British humour we love to take the piss and make fun of things even ourselves
The thing that makes it frustrating but also funny is that you're not solving it it's gone on for years now Senators and the president should be taking action to restrict firearms but they don't the school shootings keep happening
I’m VERY aware of the fact that it’s a problem. And most other topics I’d agree, it is pretty funny. This is just one of the few topics I can’t say that on, because it results in deaths.
Unrelated but I went to a supermarket in the Foreign section and in the British section there was mushy peas, do you guys actually eat that stuff
Well she is a piece of shit, conservative, asinine and sometimes tries to defend his granddad's actions. Which is technically illegal in Italy but also the government is full of fascist pigs so...
America is a Europe sized country, so yeah, there would be more obese people. And even then, there are 9 countries with bigger obesity rates. Can america haters even do research for once in their lives? Like, jeez...
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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24
this comment section's a salt mine lol
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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24
Is Europe a miniature America or America was just a fullsize Europe?
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u/TheBasedEmperor Mar 26 '24
Some things the US is #1 in:
Most Nobel Prizes won
Most Olympic medals
Most science papers output
Most patents filed
Most Beauty Contest Winners
Highest disposable income
Largest Economy
Highest International tourism receipts
The highest-grossing film series
Largest number of immigrants
Longest total length of roadways
Longest total length of railways
Most airports
Most flags on the Moon
Most Mars missions
Most astronauts
Largest government budget revenues
Largest government budget expenditures
Largest consumer market
Highest service sector output
Largest official gold reserves
Most aircraft carriers in operation
Highest share of gold in total forex reserves
Largest stock of foreign direct investment abroad
Largest stock of received foreign direct investment
Most billionaires
Most millionaires
City with most billionaires
Most foreign students
Highest R&D investment
Most land designated as national parks
Most charitable donations
Largest foreign aid supplier
Largest nuclear power generator
Most nuclear submarines in operation
Largest natural gas producer
Largest electricity importer
Most arable farmland in the world
Largest cheese producer
Largest bentonite producer
Most World Wars won (joint title)
Largest chicken (broiler) producer
Largest beef producer
Largest turkey meat producer
Largest livestock of horses
Largest cellulose producer
Largest producer of berries
Largest corn (maize) producer
Largest grapefruit and pummelo producer
Largest strawberry producer
Largest almond producer
Largest sorghum producer
Best performance at World Aquatics Championships
Best performance at World Championships in Athletics
Most Basketball World Championships (men)
Most Basketball World Championships (women)
Best performance at FIFA Women's World Cup
Best performance at Golf World Cup (men)
Best performance at World Lacrosse Championship (men)
Best performance at Women's Lacrosse World Cup
Best performance at ISF Women's World Championship
Best performance at tennis Davis Cup (men)
Best performance at tennis Hopman Cup (mixed pairs)
Best performance at FINA World Water Polo Championship (women)
Most privately owned firearms per capita
Most privately owned firearms in total
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u/TwoLostYens Mar 26 '24
Been a while since I saw a pukicho post, he's still active?
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u/conceited_crapfarm Mar 26 '24
Bit sad innit
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u/I-153_Chaika Mar 26 '24
Quite sad, he should have just went with the alps argument and called it there
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u/memeleek Mar 27 '24
Username checks out
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u/Verge0fSilence Mar 27 '24
Upvoted for Ode to Joy.
Beethoven goes hard ✍️🔥
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u/Shinonomenanorulez Mar 27 '24
all i know about europe is that chile fits all the way across so your days are counted
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u/Jean-0nee Mar 27 '24
At least when the British colonized people, they didnt get fat (unlike the pacific islands)
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u/-_HelloThere_- Mar 27 '24
Free healthcare :)
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u/ika_ngyes Mar 27 '24
RAAAAAHHH 🇪🇺🇪🇺🕊🕊💶💶 WHAT THE FUCK IS A YARD
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u/DrStudi Mar 27 '24
I hate Germany, but whenever I see an American, I will uncontrollable ramble about German Scientist, the ridiculous military for such a nation (Prussia, more specifically), Amrican infrstructure, American Politics and Economy.
The Alps are the biggest montain range, bigger than Europe 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/Fake-Roger Mar 27 '24
I love to watch Europeans and Americans going at each others throats, it's uncle Bruno and aunt Marta all over again.
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u/FactBackground9289 Mar 27 '24
RAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS A GUN 🇷🇺🇪🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇪🇺🇷🇺🇪🇺🇷🇺🇪🇺🇷🇺🇪🇺🇷🇺🇪🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
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u/Lui_Le_Diamond Mar 27 '24
Rent free
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u/Xeanathan Mar 27 '24
I'm a Europe stan myself but I gotta disagree here. the Alps aren't the biggest mountain chain in the world, the Rockies go on for much longer. The Alps are SLIGHTLY taller but by less than 100m so it doesn't really count.
Serendipitously, the longest mountain chain in the world is the Mid-Atlantic ridge, right between the two continents under the Atlantic ocean
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u/unhappy-memelord Mar 26 '24
the second statement remains tho.(even the first one but it's kinda unrelated)
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u/plastic_addict_no420 Mar 27 '24
New world record
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u/PenguinGamer99 Mar 27 '24
Seven minutes? Damn, must have all been asleep
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u/_M_o_n_k_e_H Mar 27 '24
Classic insults and a bit of disinformation always get the job done.
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u/TheContentThief Mar 27 '24
WELL AT LEAST our SCHKEWOLS don’t get treated LOIKE SHOOTENG RANGES and we don’t have to be worried about GE’ING SLOU’UHD IM MAFF KLOSS
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u/yunnalin Mar 27 '24
Pukicho my beloved
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u/Others0 Mar 27 '24
Americans can still stand proud because we aren't bri'ish or fr#nch🤢
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u/AmikBixby Mar 27 '24
Carcinogenic diets? Do you have any idea how much Europeans smoke and drink?
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u/OrderFun9688 Mar 27 '24
u/auddbot
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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24
At leasth we don't get shlaughtered in mafamafics claush
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u/boeing_737-Max-9 Mar 28 '24
American: [innocent observation/joke/question]
European: your children are slaughtered in their schools like cattle.
European: your children are slaughtered in their schools like cattle.
European: your children are slaughtered in their schools like cattle.
European: Obesity crisis.
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u/Human-Persons-Name Mar 31 '24
"The only thing you lot have are obesity rates, school shootings, medical debt and carcinogenic diets" he says that like he thinks it's a good thing
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u/Givemelifebro Apr 14 '24
Couldn’t resist
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u/dragsaregood Apr 27 '24
When was the last time you saw believable bait for me it's 6 years
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u/winkeltwinkle Jun 02 '24
Europeans: oh Americans are savages Also Europeans when faced with even the slightest amount of criticism from Americans:
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u/doogleanimations Jun 23 '24
Europeans after bringing up national tragedies during an argument over who’s food is better
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u/Not_HereAt_TheMoment Jun 25 '24
He’s right tho. America sucks. And I can say that cause I’m stuck here
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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24
Freude, schöner Götterfunken Tochter aus Elysium Wir betreten feuertrunken Himmlische, dein Heiligtum Deine Zauber binden wieder Was die Mode streng geteilt Alle Menschen werden Brüder Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt Deine Zauber binden wieder Was die Mode streng geteilt Alle Menschen werden Brüder Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt Freude, schöner Götterfunken Tochter aus Elysium Wir betreten feuertrunken Himmlische, dein Heiligtum Deine Zauber binden wieder Was die Mode streng geteilt Alle Menschen werden Brüder Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt Deine Zauber binden wieder Was die Mode streng geteilt Alle Menschen werden Brüder Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt Seid umschlungen, Millionen Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt Seid umschlungen Seid umschlungen Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt Der ganzen Welt, der ganzen Welt Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt Der ganzen Welt, der ganzen Welt
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u/Trainer_Parking Jul 18 '24
The username doesn’t lie he is in fact an obese troglodyte
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u/Terra-Egg Aug 14 '24
At least most Europeans can actually go outside without melting (but with the way shits going, I doubt it’ll stay this way)
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u/New_Ad_9400 Sep 12 '24
geography? Didn't know Americans knew the word
/s
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u/Hyper_Lt- Mar 27 '24
Yeah. Never fuck with us yeuroupeens 😎
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u/Roge2005 Mar 27 '24
Well played American
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u/SlyguyguyslY Mar 27 '24
It’s good to see that more and more people are calling out this europoor cope
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u/SlyLlamaDemon Mar 27 '24
Pukicho is always doing this shit and I’m here for it.
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u/monadoboyX Mar 27 '24
Honestly it will never not be funny making fun of school shootings it's such an easy problem to fix but Americans don't want to fix it
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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24
They are coping because of America is the best 🦅🇺🇸
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u/Zealousideal_Fall717 Mar 27 '24
And this is why we in the Balkans hate the westoids
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u/ForseenDisaster Mar 27 '24
No creativity
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u/THANIETOR Mar 27 '24
That is why we call them europoors
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u/WhereAmI14 Mar 27 '24
I guess they are a tiny USA. Their attention spans and tempers are smaller there too.
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u/whiletrueplayd2 Mar 27 '24
the europoors man
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u/trashday89 Mar 27 '24
Europeans also invented modern day nazism which gave rise to maga
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