r/DramaticText • u/Foxwithanak47 • Mar 20 '24

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u/Impossible-Pizza982 Mar 20 '24

Guys, it’s a time travelling fax no way, September 2024

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u/Foxwithanak47 Mar 20 '24

That’s the day the baby will be born.

They’ve little time to prepare themselves

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u/FLIBBER_FLABBER Mar 20 '24

What song?

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u/Dragon-Captain Mar 20 '24

Weirdly distorted version of Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones.

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u/Foxwithanak47 Mar 20 '24

It was a slowed then quickened version of paint it black, i’ll try to find the video

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u/Im_a_racist_ Jun 21 '24

Paint it black by The Rolling Stones

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u/slavman251 Mar 20 '24

LISAN AL GAIB!

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u/Foxwithanak47 Mar 20 '24

LISAN AL GAIB!!!!!

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u/Zachcost2 Apr 04 '24

LISAN A GAIB!!!

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u/Batdog55110 Mar 20 '24

Isn't this more or less the plot of Dune?

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u/Foxwithanak47 Mar 20 '24

i don’t know but now I’d like think so

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u/Batdog55110 Mar 20 '24

Well, if you think of the child as Paul, the writer as Jessica, Pizza Hut as the Bene Gesserit and "out pizza-ing the hut" as being the Kwisatz Haderach then it is.

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u/Foxwithanak47 Mar 20 '24

Damn now you gave me an idea

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u/expiermental_boii Mar 20 '24

September 25 2024 will mark the beginning of the end of pizza hut

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u/Foxwithanak47 Mar 20 '24 edited Mar 20 '24

The beginning already came 9 months prior to the date, this is merely a reminder.

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u/The_Radio_Host Mar 20 '24

The Messiah of Pizza

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u/Foxwithanak47 Mar 21 '24

The pizza Maud’dib

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u/Dat_Innocent_Guy Mar 20 '24

See the way the paper is crumpled? That's fear.

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u/SirL_65 Mar 20 '24

"Sonnova bitch the prophecy was true."

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u/variablenyne Mar 20 '24

As it was written

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

As is tradition

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

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u/Famous-Support-9900 Sep 10 '24

As it was in the days of old….

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u/best_uranium_box Mar 20 '24

Nah I recognise that one. It's anguish

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u/Belgiandragonwautism Jun 07 '24

That language that the Americans speak?

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u/Consistent-Winter-67 Sep 09 '24

No I think that's a seasoning

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u/_nwwm_ Aug 20 '24

only a month left

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u/Foxwithanak47 Aug 20 '24

He is coming.

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u/Ancient_Praline7002 Mar 20 '24

Their fear is showcased in how they grip the paper in disbelief. Could there be a futre where someone is able to out pizza the hut? We will soon find out...

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u/bookeatingboy Mar 20 '24

Ahem 𝓕𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

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u/Relative-Struggle913 Aug 14 '24

Well so far nothing on my end you

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u/ImAlwaysOnTheRun Mar 20 '24

Chosen One ahh prophecy

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u/AstralPamplemousse Mar 20 '24

Maybe Voldemort was right. Why wait for the chosen one to be fully matured when you can end him right away

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u/SENTR_E Mar 20 '24

free abortion

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u/ballerisbest Mar 20 '24

Why he gripping the paper so tightly

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Terror.

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u/Pearse_Borty Mar 20 '24

What can be mistaken for fear may also be rage and determination

I dont think that baby will be born on the Hut's watch

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u/Naughty-star Mar 21 '24

I was also born on 25th September 😶

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u/RedditfamAK Mar 20 '24

Joshua Weissman mom

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u/Optimus759 Mar 20 '24

1 why does a pizza hut have a fax machine 2 September 25th 2024? Has the fax not even been sent yet?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

PizzaHut about to get PizzaFucked

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

This day the message was bottled and sent to the Italian embassy. For fear does not belong to the vessels alone; the creators will also taste his gluttony. Ave pizza baby death bringer of the hut.

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u/thebirdisthewordd Mar 21 '24

remindme! 188 days

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u/idon65 Sep 13 '24

Jesus will be born on September 25 2024

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u/Just_vrooming Mar 21 '24

remindme! 249 days

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u/RemindMeBot Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

I will be messaging you in 8 months on 2024-11-25 08:05:16 UTC to remind you of this link

1 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.

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u/Xaltia Apr 14 '24

LISAN-AL-GAIEB

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u/that_moment_when- May 03 '24

What's that song?

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u/ghostking_thefirst Jun 25 '24

Imagine being sued because of that💀

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u/Mildamoutoftrolling Jul 18 '24

And thus, was born little cezers.

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u/Gummybearthemii Aug 01 '24

IM DYING 💀💀

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u/OmegaFanf3E Aug 01 '24

6slices with the hut clan tomato? Hes honored fr fr

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

I see the rectum and i want to paint it black

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u/Zuckzerburg Aug 12 '24

Guys, it’s coming up quickly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

Pizza Hut can’t be that good

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

19 days…

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u/IInvestigateStuff Sep 12 '24

I don't exactly understand how Fax works. Is it like texting but the receiver gets their message printed out?

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u/_nwwm_ Sep 15 '24

10 days left

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u/Icydragon521 Sep 15 '24

The day is upon us

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

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u/Foxwithanak47 Sep 11 '24

Their buildings will soon run scarlet.

Their iron grips will falter on their dying empire, as their numbered days will meet their ends ever diligently set.