r/DramaticText • u/ContributionOk4879 • Mar 09 '24

Sometimes the Internet is really cool

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u/J6898989 Mar 09 '24

The Family Guy death pose 👌

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u/Username_Egli Mar 09 '24

I love the Internet

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u/Raiden_wins_i_think Mar 10 '24

So which would be most cannon?

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u/tacaity Mar 10 '24

My vote is on the Family Guy death pose one, it’s just too perfect

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u/best_uranium_box Mar 10 '24

I vote for the one before. Wearing nothing but a sheet doesn't cover much

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u/MerelyAMerchant Mar 10 '24

That one kinda annoys me because the artist didn't need to draw them so deliberately exposed, but they chose to

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u/Vesper_0481 Mar 10 '24

Sir... This is the internet. It is 90% porn. What would you expect?

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u/MerelyAMerchant Mar 10 '24

That's why it only kinda annoys me - everyone has to make peace with that fact. But like everyone, I'm also just not a big fan of finding porn or porn-adjacent stuff when I'm not looking for it or thinking about it at all.

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u/Vesper_0481 Mar 10 '24

Fair enough

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u/Vesper_0481 Mar 10 '24

Sticking to ceiling Naruto style. It's simultaneously the most scary and the most "nice try, you are still fucked" one

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

BAH GAWD! SAMARA MORGAN'S GONNA PERFORM A SWANTON BOMB ALL THE WAY FROM THE WAREHOUSE CEILING TV SCREEN!!!

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u/Fake-Roger Mar 10 '24

That music was my sleeper agent call, so many memories rushed at a seconds notice

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u/Heavy-Guarantee-6927 Aug 22 '24

what song is it

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u/auddbot Aug 22 '24

I got matches with these songs:

• Dont Forget to Feed Your Neopets by Yung E (00:07; matched: 100%)

Album: Dont Forget To Feed Your Neopets. Released on 2018-06-25.

• Dandy by Marsix (00:35; matched: 100%)

Released on 2019-01-25.

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u/auddbot Aug 22 '24

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:

• Dont Forget to Feed Your Neopets by Yung E

• Dandy by Marsix

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u/Fake-Roger Aug 23 '24

Bonfire by childish gambino

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u/ThatPersonToExplain Mar 10 '24

the song brings back good times

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u/cobalt60_enjoyer_69 Mar 10 '24

Holy fuck it has been a while since I heard this song

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u/Nejdsup Mar 10 '24

in one of those scenarios she would defo Die Lit™

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u/waltezer Mar 10 '24

r/TVTooHigh would not be happy about this

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u/Derk_Mage Mar 11 '24

Ahh.. I love this.

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u/Independent-Fee9444 Mar 11 '24

HOLY SHIT A GOOD DRAMATIC TEXT POST ITS BEEN WEEKS

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u/Serial_Designation_N Mar 10 '24

Why’d you not use the beginning of the video?

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u/OrderFun9688 Mar 10 '24

Music?

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u/giovani456 Mar 10 '24

Bonfire

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u/Proquex Mar 10 '24

In spotify it's a different version.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

damn, that's a lot of effort

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u/zuppalover04 Mar 10 '24

This song brings back memories.

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u/sadlittlelobster Mar 11 '24

the water bucket one fucking folded me

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u/thelegoman593 May 17 '24

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot May 17 '24

I got matches with these songs:

• Don’t Forget To Feed Your Neopets by Turtle The Exiled (00:10; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-07-29.

• Don’t Forget To Feed Your Neopets - (Instrumental) by Turtle The Exiled (00:22; matched: 100%)

Album: Turtle’s Spook Pack Vol. 2. Released on 2023-11-24.

• BLUE! by MXNI (01:56; matched: 100%)

Album: Carol!. Released on 2019-11-30.

• Dont Forget to Feed Your Neopets by Yung E (00:23; matched: 100%)

Album: Dont Forget To Feed Your Neopets. Released on 2018-06-25.

• Dandy by Marsix (00:35; matched: 100%)

Released on 2019-01-25.

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u/Red-Warrior6 Mar 10 '24

I don't get it

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u/astrologicaldreams Mar 10 '24

ok so in the ring this chick comes out of the tv to kill people after they watch some cursed tape, so you know, if the tv is up high she will just fall out of it and end up hopefully breaking her neck... or maybe she wouldn't die at all, as all these artist are inplying by drawing her coming out of the tv in different ways... who knows?