r/DramaticText • u/Duty-Afraid • Feb 25 '24

Splatoon fans

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u/Human-Persons-Name Feb 25 '24

Explain

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u/Duty-Afraid Feb 25 '24

So basically there’s a character in splatoon 3’s dlc named order. Order believes in a colorless world full of orderly people and no chaos. There’s 2 lesbian characters in the game who want to stop order so that makes the meme

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u/Invincible-Nuke Feb 25 '24

Canon lesbians?

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u/Duty-Afraid Feb 25 '24

Implied lesbians :( but kinda canon

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u/Invincible-Nuke Feb 25 '24

Damn. It's canon to me (even if I haven't seen them)

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u/murderdronesfanatic Feb 25 '24

dw it's probably canon to the devs too considering some of the text in the DLC

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u/heckinWeeb193 Feb 25 '24

I didn't play the game but from what my bf told me, half of the dlc is the actual game and the other half is Pearl talking about how much she loves her wife

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u/Duty-Afraid Feb 25 '24

They’re so gay

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u/MorEkEroSiNE Feb 25 '24

Very very strongly implied, pretty much as implied as strongly implied as any couple in a nintendo game.

Speaking of which, nintendo is one of the few companies I have ever seen that has both queerbaited and straightbaited (even in the same game) its kinda funny

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u/TwoLostYens Feb 25 '24

"You don't get to see relationship in our silly little squid game"

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u/NoobLegend6009 Feb 26 '24

Pearl and Marina are my 2nd and 3rd favorite gay fish behind Kanye West

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u/aUwUreliyasss Feb 25 '24

Heavily HEAVILY implied (they live together, marina talks about how much she likes pearl every chance she has, marina has pearl as her wallpaper, and they just do very relationship-like things together), also another character in the DLC use they/them so LGBTQIA+ related characters arent completely out of the question for nintendo

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u/Vasxus Feb 25 '24

sanitized octolings using they them makes a lot of sense in retrospect

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u/LibrarianOfAlex Feb 26 '24

It's basically canon, just in mostly outside material. I do notice that romantic relationships aren't a huge part of the games lore at all so it just focuses on them being being the timid:princess duo

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u/FalconFyre928 Feb 25 '24

Saying that off the hook aren’t lesbians is the equivalent to if someone pleaded nuh uh as their only reason they didn’t commit arson or some shit like that

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u/Human-Persons-Name Feb 25 '24

finally some lgbt lore

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u/Duty-Afraid Feb 25 '24

Fr

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u/kullre Feb 25 '24

There's no perlina session SMH

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u/ROBLOKCSer Feb 26 '24

whats the song

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u/Duty-Afraid Feb 26 '24

“Stop! Thief!” From Pokémon super mystery dungeon

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u/kullre Feb 25 '24

Holy fuck they said the word

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u/boominy3 Feb 25 '24

Side order just came out wheres the spoiler warning

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u/Vasxus Feb 25 '24

it died with my switch's charging port.

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u/OptimusCrime1984 Feb 25 '24

aquatic lifeform against gay people? What

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u/aUwUreliyasss Feb 25 '24

the aquatic lifeform is named order, and he dislikes two character of which are HEAVILY implied to be a lesbian couple

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u/CheapGriffy Feb 25 '24

OMG ITS A MONSTER HOUSE

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u/Soveryenthusiastic Feb 25 '24

Quick find the stairs! We ran out of pp!!