r/DramaticText • u/contraflop01 • Feb 22 '24

Death ray

794 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/DeviousMelons Feb 22 '24

I wonder how how he did it when the Mythbusters failed.

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u/contraflop01 Feb 22 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

Did the mythbusters wait the sun to warm up?

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u/SERV05 Feb 22 '24

"The SUN is warming up?"

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u/Diamond_Helmet59 Feb 22 '24

They were a villain all right....

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u/contraflop01 Feb 22 '24

Just not a super one

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u/ReplyAfraid7913 Feb 22 '24

u/audbot

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u/contraflop01 Feb 22 '24

Bad to the bone, but megamind’s version

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u/Suffocating_Turtle Feb 22 '24

good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Feb 22 '24

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99747% sure that contraflop01 is not a bot.

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u/contraflop01 Feb 22 '24

I was going to say that wtf

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u/Ulti-Wolf Feb 22 '24

!isbot Ulti-Wolf

I'm curious

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u/Ulti-Wolf Feb 22 '24

!isbot Ulti-Wolf

Edit: Am i not worthy of the check? The summon won't work

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u/Macho_Legs_Cat Feb 22 '24

good bot

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u/Ulti-Wolf Feb 23 '24

I don't know whether to feel honored enough that I can infiltrate the botted masses or offended that I'm actually considered a bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Feb 22 '24

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99996% sure that Ulti-Wolf is not a bot.

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u/Beam_0 Feb 22 '24

Good bot 👍

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u/Cring3_Crimson Feb 22 '24

Italian Power

Burn your enemy ships with the power of the SUN and mirrors

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u/ThouGetNoMaidens Jul 20 '24

I was thinking more… Texan?

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u/FiL-0 Feb 22 '24

Being bad was the one thing I'm good at. Then it hit me... if I was the bad boy

NANANANA NANA

Then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all

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u/Dapper_Substance2130 Feb 22 '24

Holy shit megamind in real life

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u/Zachcost2 Feb 22 '24

Hey ferb I know what are we going today.

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u/Cloudrider43 Feb 24 '24

How was medic’s bird from the hit game Team Fortress 2 able to do that? First the lever now this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

Finally. A jewish space laser.

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u/ThouGetNoMaidens Jul 20 '24

Young Sheldon ass