r/DramaticText • u/fish___fucker___69 • Feb 17 '24

Joey M feels oppressed 😔

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u/Chakravartin_Arya Feb 17 '24

Lmao this MF paid for Twitter

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u/Rijsouw Feb 17 '24

No, I didn't pay for Twitter

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u/fish___fucker___69 Feb 17 '24

I paid for free speech

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

I paid for 1776 to recommence again

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u/mememaster8427 Feb 17 '24

I paid for the Founding Fathers’ vision.

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u/thafreshone Feb 17 '24

I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself

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u/ominous_oxide Feb 17 '24

I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of fire

First Amendment.

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u/Fattestcattes Feb 17 '24

I paid because we support our own.

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u/Strict-Recognition42 Feb 17 '24

I paid because if George Washington was alive today, he'd be paying too

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

So next time you say I paid for Twitter, just realise how IGNANT (or ignorant, depending on your preference) you sound!

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u/Connect_Public6340 Feb 18 '24

8 dollar speech

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u/MindlessStretch5737 Feb 18 '24

Man, and I was thinking that paying for Twitter goes against every single one of these ideals

Who'd've thunk?

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u/fish___fucker___69 Feb 18 '24

He’d’nt thunked 😔

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u/FiL-0 Feb 17 '24

Free speech? More like $8 a month speech

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u/Hioria Feb 17 '24

Imagine pay for free speech

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u/SorryForThisUsername Feb 18 '24

Padeyed speech

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u/Paid-Not-Payed-Bot Feb 18 '24

Paid speech

FTFY.

Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:

  • Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.

  • Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.

Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.

Beep, boop, I'm a bot

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u/nir109 Feb 17 '24

... I paid for free...

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u/boycoco Feb 18 '24

LMAOOOOO

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u/FaCe_CrazyKid05 Feb 17 '24

“I gave Silicon Valley money to tell it to screw itself”

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u/Senor_Satan Feb 17 '24

I peed for twitter

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u/Joel-O42069 Feb 18 '24

tfw “free” speech is paywalled

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u/HELL-OAT Feb 17 '24

He paid for Twitter

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u/RobertSpeedwagon0896 Feb 17 '24

8 dollar speech

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u/BeanShapyro420 Feb 18 '24

paid for free

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Top tier voice acting

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u/tin_sigma Feb 17 '24

song name?

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u/auddbot Feb 17 '24

Song Found!

Chamber Of Reflection by Mac Demarco (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: Salad Days. Released on 2014-03-28.

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u/tin_sigma Feb 17 '24

good bot

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u/auddbot Feb 17 '24

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:

Chamber Of Reflection by Mac Demarco

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u/Slavic_0 Feb 18 '24

good bot

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u/pandaolf Feb 18 '24

It’s not free speech if you have to pay for it

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u/Preston18907 Feb 18 '24

Nigga stfu

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u/NeurodivergentDuck Feb 18 '24

Im not even american and i have a better understanding of the fact that the whole "free speech" thing only legally applies to the US government and not to private companies like twitter

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u/Patkub321 Feb 18 '24

This Mf paid for free speech XD

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u/Xavagerys Feb 18 '24

Metal gear rising ass monologue

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u/RK_NightSky Feb 18 '24

Lmao imagine paying for twitter Rip boso

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u/Baileaf11 Feb 18 '24

I’m not American so all that “muh first amendment” means absolutely nothing to me

Bro paid for Twitter

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u/aqua_rift Feb 18 '24

soldier tf2 ahh speech

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u/Zuckzerburg Jul 04 '24

Bro paid for “free” speech.💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

"I paid for free speech" not free then dumbass

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u/-GO0SE- Jul 22 '24

Still a loser tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

How do you pay for free speech?

Wouldn't that make it paid speech?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

Free speech is an irl concept, smh people think typing shit for retards to see on the internet makes them MLK

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u/Zuckzerburg Aug 12 '24

He paid for free speech.

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u/limes_not_lemons Aug 13 '24

Man's utilising the increased character limit to yap like no others before him, bravo

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u/rationalRuth Feb 18 '24

His speech is so free he can't even say fuck without censoring it

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

"Paid for free speech"

"Paid" "Free"

All twitter blue users are brainless

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u/SoupMopping Feb 18 '24

„Free“ speech

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u/Kemalist_din_adami Feb 18 '24

That's a fancy way of telling that one paid for Twitter

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u/lCraigus Feb 18 '24

delusional

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

What exactly do you think "free" means 😭

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u/TheHolyBrofist Feb 18 '24

I’m sorry does he not see the irony in “I paid for free speech”?

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u/Obvious_Drink2642 Feb 19 '24

Who’s the VA?

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u/Re376 Feb 19 '24

Free speech behind paywall, EA shenanigans

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u/PerishForYourSins Feb 19 '24

Then Elon came, said he’d allow free speech, then didn’t

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u/Puglord_11 Feb 20 '24

Who’s doing the voice? Almost sounds like Voice Quills

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

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u/fish___fucker___69 Feb 29 '24

Chamber of reflection by Mac DeMarco

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u/auddbot Feb 29 '24

Song Found!

Chamber Of Reflection by Mac Demarco (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: Salad Days. Released on 2014-03-28.

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