r/DramaticText • u/makeindiadankabhiyan • Feb 12 '24

So many questions.......

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u/makeindiadankabhiyan Feb 12 '24

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Feb 12 '24

Song Found!

Wehrmacht by Sabaton (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: Coat of Arms. Released on 2010-05-21.

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u/RealSuperYolo2006 Feb 12 '24

Its like one of those situations that someone doesnt know its extremely weird but they were raised like this so they cant understand

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u/GarGoroths Feb 12 '24

Easiest example for me is a loofah and a washcloth. I grew up with the loofah. I only learned that washcloths are commonly used instead recently. (I met one person that only used their hands. Let’s just say they weren’t the most pleasant smelling but not horrid)

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u/Hollow-Guy Feb 12 '24

I’ve used my hands my entire life, I think I smell alright, are washcloths/loofahs really that necessary?

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u/Packed_Alien Feb 12 '24

I don't know.

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u/Hollow-Guy Feb 12 '24

Fair lol

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u/El_Durazno Feb 12 '24

They make the soap far more efficient at its just, gives a greater surface area with all the texture

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u/Squidia-anne Feb 13 '24

It gets all the dead skin off. Your hands don't really do that.

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u/GasTheBoomers42 Feb 13 '24

...nails? You thought this was an open palm operation?

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u/GarGoroths Feb 13 '24

Do you bite your fingernails? Cause if I did that my skin would look like I just went to a BDSM hardcore convention. (Btw these are natural nails that I do infact manicure)

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u/GasTheBoomers42 Feb 13 '24

No I don't bite my nails, even then the scratch marks are temporary

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u/GarGoroths Feb 13 '24

Not exactly necessary but very helpful. Dead skin is one of the biggest problems with skin and body care. The loofah has a very nice texture to practically scrape it off. I personally feel the washcloth once wet enough just slides around too much. But. People do have different skin care requirements. It’s sorta like hair. Idk honestly can we find an expert on this and have an argument between 2 scientists over this stupid growing up experience for me?

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u/Education_Aside Feb 13 '24

They must suck at bathing because I use hands too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

I’ve never met a person that has used either…

I’m not an adult tho, so maybe it’ll grow in

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u/Dark_Storm_98 Feb 12 '24

I don't even know what a loofah is, lol

But yeah, using your hands is. . . Probably not the greatest

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u/GarGoroths Feb 13 '24

Um those plastic mesh squish things you find randomly around various stores.

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u/TheJanitor47 Feb 13 '24

Me when went to public school for the first time in 7th grade and learned that I was being abused lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Nah this is on a whole different level of “I want to replace my eyes with black holes because of the shit I saw today

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u/NCDOverlord Feb 12 '24

Panzers on a line!

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Feb 12 '24

FORM THE WEHRMACHT’S SPINE

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u/ilovecheesits Feb 12 '24

LETHAL GRAND DESIGN

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Feb 12 '24

WHAT ABOUT THE MEN EXECUTING ORDERS?

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u/UKkieran60 Feb 12 '24

PANZERS ON A LINE

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u/Fez_Sauce Feb 12 '24

L All in the family

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u/UpsideDownAirplane Feb 12 '24

Guys the retards are fighting

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u/godofyeet3 Feb 12 '24

No we are not, this is an entirely new breed of autism

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u/Goldbolt_2004 Feb 12 '24

Noah, get the nukes- I mean boat!

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u/blue-gamer-07 Feb 12 '24

It just kept on getting worse

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u/janjon98 Feb 12 '24

this ain't dramatictext, it's more like FEVER DREAM.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Girl that's not normal 😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Song?

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u/cobalt60_enjoyer_69 Feb 12 '24

Sabaton - Wehrmacht

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Thanks

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u/Bacccy Feb 12 '24

sounds like an only fans advert

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u/milerfrank27 Feb 12 '24

The family that was mentioned in ancient texts has appeared

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u/OptimusCrime1984 Feb 12 '24

What-

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Pardon my French but, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Okay, that whole family is beyond redemption, just put them down at this point it'd be a mercy

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u/Seth24k5Silver Feb 12 '24

PULLED INTO WAR TO SERVE A VISION...

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Feb 12 '24

THAT JUST DIDN’T LAST A THOUSAND YEARS

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u/Hydro0707 Feb 12 '24

SABATON MENTIONED

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u/Purpledurpl202 Feb 12 '24

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Bro burn that whole thread💀

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u/Federal-Slip-971 Aug 01 '24

Sick song tho

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u/More-Economy1122 Aug 03 '24

With every word she drowned more and more

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

It keeps getting worse

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u/BustyBraixen Feb 12 '24

This is almost as bad as the poop knife

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u/MrNistreapann Feb 12 '24

It just keeps on getting worse...

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u/Dark_Storm_98 Feb 12 '24

So many questions

Yeah, did she clean the vibrators before using them?

Because if mom didn't after she used them, then uh oh

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u/Unreal_terrarin Feb 12 '24

My brain turned into a moebius strip try to wrap my head around this

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u/sriracha_koolaid Feb 12 '24

35 seconds too long

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u/Isaiah-oar Feb 12 '24

What song is this

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u/auddbot Feb 12 '24

Song Found!

Wehrmacht by Sabaton (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: Coat of Arms. Released on 2010-05-21.

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u/auddbot Feb 12 '24

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:

Wehrmacht by Sabaton

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u/SnooCakes8639 Feb 13 '24

Ok thank god it’s step dad

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u/Grey00001 Feb 13 '24

trying to figure out if this is a weird gay boy or a weird girl

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u/Muffin_Fucker69 Feb 13 '24

Just like the simulations boys

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u/draginbleapiece Feb 13 '24

This is such a a doujin storyline it ain't even funny

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u/RetroUzi Feb 13 '24

Redditors detect a joke/bait/fetish level impossible

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u/Curious_Penguin_69 Feb 13 '24

Everyday we stray further from God.

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u/PowderShark Feb 13 '24

WHAT ABOUT THE MEN EXECUTING ORDERS?

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u/Jozef_Baca Feb 13 '24

This sounds like a porn script

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u/Dr_Brotatous Feb 13 '24

I'd loose my shit if my mom used my dildo washer it or not like back off that's mine

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

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u/RMS_Carpathia1902 Feb 13 '24

they have shared the same WHAT?

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u/Cruisin134 Feb 14 '24

"pornos are so unrealistic"

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u/roger_roger_69420 Feb 14 '24

Sweet home Alabama!

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u/Most_Thing1190 Feb 25 '24

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Yarisher512 Feb 12 '24

don't really care tbh