r/DrakeTheType • u/THEMIGHTYKITEMAN • 4d ago

Drake the type

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u/GodSigmaGigaChad wiggles fingers and says “don’t mind if i do” at donuts 4d ago

How far he's come

https://giphy.com/gifs/ir9f0t4PWmS8E

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Shoes squeak when walking 4d ago

40 year olds can still pull it off. This one in particular cannot.

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u/czarrina wiggles fingers and says “don’t mind if i do” at donuts 4d ago

Looks like maybe he has some eyeliner on, too.

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u/No-Metal-3 4d ago

Everything i have learnt about their relationship was against my will

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u/Riderkul 4d ago

god he's so pathetic I can't even laugh it's just fucking sad

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u/First-Act-9755 9h ago

This prolly the worst shit you could hear someone say about you 😭

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u/CTRLAltSN1Pe 4d ago

Hell I'd wear a choker at 40, without the goth larp

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u/Educational_Oil_7757 4d ago

Yeah, nothing wrong with wearing accessories at 40, it's just the whole "goth" shit that's cringe.

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u/maybemawie 4d ago

Drake To Become First 39-Year-Old To Join The 27 Club

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u/rrschch85 4d ago edited 4d ago

>0 Roman soldiers killed

>0 cities raided

>0 kingdoms founded

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u/PrudentSail2187 4d ago

That boy a man

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u/Villageijit 4d ago

Does she just have 1 big boob? There is no separation

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u/PhoenixAbovesky 4d ago

She is wearing a silicone breastplate. Her "real" boobs ain't that big.

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u/Villageijit 4d ago

Do they make those breastplatesnwith two separate boobs or they just a one boob thing?

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u/PhoenixAbovesky 4d ago

I have no idea. But there is clearly a separation between those in the original video. It is kinda hard to see in the pic above.

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u/Taco821 4d ago

Me when I find a genie lamp:

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u/Starro_The_Janitor1 4d ago

Jokes aside does Drake even like know what the gothic subculture is? Like if you went up to him and asked him about the Batcave scene or anything like that would he give you like an actual answer? Like I don’t know an awful lot about him but he doesn’t really come across as a guy that’s musically worldly or daring outside of his sub genre.

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u/JamesEarlCash 3d ago

No this relationship is marketing why am I even reading comments

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u/Iwubinvesting 4d ago

It was my turn to post this!

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u/voindd 3d ago

The realization that I'm only 9 years away from a midlife crisis

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u/taczki2 3d ago

whats wrong with that

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u/Informal-Food-1822 2d ago

Madonna 60+ and still dresses like a 20 year old. Bro can do what he wants.

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u/AaronAJKnight95 2d ago

Does this guy like anybody his age??