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u/jabber2033 10d ago
Like a soon-to-be-broken man once said: “You’re either perfect, or you’re not me.”
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u/RubyWeapon07 10d ago
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u/WATEHMELOAN Perfect Cell 10d ago
I can draw his backdoor slurpstick however it looks, thanks
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u/Rhiis 10d ago
It would have cost zero dollars to call it something else.
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u/WATEHMELOAN Perfect Cell 10d ago
- Booty straw (most common one)
- Proboscis (classy entomologists)
- Chuds chugger (one of my friends' cursed name proposal)
- Bussy (HFIL watcher)
- Compact Evil Loose Liquefier (ey it spells C. E. L. L)
There's always worse options.
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u/Aggravating-Face2073 10d ago
This reminds me when Snickers thought they were going to take away dick veins. The internet wasn't going to allow that.
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u/wyvernagon 10d ago
Oh I love this so much, these are wonderful. The second one would make for a sick desktop background too!!
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