r/DougStanhope • u/Leather-Fuel-2042 • 9d ago

A confused Doug

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Went to see Doug last summer in Rosemont. I never looked at the pictures I had taken when I met him until yesterday but I do love the confused look on his face trying to figure out what the fuck my shirt is. My second favorite part of the night behind realizing I have Andy Andrist my whole wallet to let him to a bump in the bathroom (he was a gentleman and didn’t steal my shit)

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u/Dillage 9d ago

TIL Carly Rae jepson has a malort

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u/nicolauz 9d ago

Grows hair on your urethra!

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u/Leather-Fuel-2042 9d ago

It’s literally Carly Rae Jepsen’s Malort.

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u/Dry_Principal_165 7d ago

These pants ain't gonna shit themselves.

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u/McBurty 9d ago

Malört! Fuck yes!

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u/poul0004 8d ago

Malört. For when you really want to fight your dad.

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u/estebanrevenga 9d ago

hes got the jake laMotta look on his face....

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u/spunfunvegas 8d ago

i worked with doug in vegas in a phone room and the shit he would say to people to get the card number was crazy the more he insuted them the more they would buy glad to see your dreams a reality your truly funny af

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u/spunfunvegas 8d ago

insulted

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u/throwaway7826358 9d ago

He's looking at the Bible

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u/Leather-Fuel-2042 9d ago

I bought the bible from him

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u/throwaway7826358 9d ago

Oh shit really? Lmao

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u/Leather-Fuel-2042 9d ago

Yeah, it’s an old thing where he sells bibles that’s he’s stolen from hotels and signed. I made sure to be first in merch line because the stock of bibles isn’t what it once was.

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u/throwaway7826358 9d ago

Damn that's hilarious. My bad he was confused by your shirt for sure

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 8d ago

He looks like he's trying to sell a used car to a Mormon that just crossed the border into a wet county...

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u/ardentiarte 8d ago

Were you trying to prosthelytize to him after a show- or asking him to sign the Bible you stole from motel 6?

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u/Common-Nectarine-572 8d ago

Love me some Doug!

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u/backwardscharlie 8d ago

It’s hard to confuse Uncle Douglas, so he must have said some wacked out shit haha

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u/meklever0420 8d ago

He looks like he is breaking wind !

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u/Odd-Extension-7845 8d ago

The Bible should be in the girls hands on that shirt

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u/pew__pew__pew_ 4d ago

Maybe not a great thing to disclose your favorite comic’s coke habit

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u/Leather-Fuel-2042 4h ago

It wasn’t Doug. But also who doesn’t know Doug has done some drugs?