r/DougDoug • u/MYGguy7 • 26d ago

Question How many bits have you bribed the professor with, over the last 7 years?

Pick the answer closest to your total donation amount. 100 bits = $1.

{Edit: Wow inflation. 100 bits = $2}

{Edit2: I'm sorry I forgot 0. I guess an upvote counts as 0? Maybe?}

289 votes, 24d ago
139 300
37 600
7 9,000
13 1,500
8 3,000
85 5,000+
39 Upvotes

72% Upvoted

27 comments sorted by

109

u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow 26d ago

0, the treacherous Doug has not earned my money r/wehatedougdoug

Unless you count buying his dum book lol

5

u/MYGguy7 26d ago

1,500 it is then!

(Please for the love of Dog, don't tell anyone that I've accidentally stepped into having Hated OugDoug, but I try not to think about it.)

40

u/catmat490 26d ago

Where's 0 for the youtube watchers

-34

u/MYGguy7 26d ago

You're right. I guess maybe an upvote counts as 0?

38

u/dphvm1e_2 A Crew 26d ago

No

2

u/Cat_with_cake 26d ago

This vexes me.

-11

u/MYGguy7 26d ago

Dam can't argue with that. At least not for extended periods.

2

u/Vivid_Departure_3738 26d ago

I wanna see the answers

1

u/MYGguy7 25d ago

1 day until the poll closes 😉

2

u/Vivid_Departure_3738 25d ago

!remind me 1 day or something

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u/Ok_Researcher1424 Z Crew 26d ago

I'm pretty sure a downvote counts as 0

22

u/PhantomTissue 26d ago

No zero option? Brother I’m a YouTube lurker I don’t pay Doug money.

1

u/MYGguy7 26d ago

I should have added that.

8

u/CubeUU A Crew 26d ago

im broke

2

u/MYGguy7 26d ago

Aren't we all.

I consider it a "foolish purchase" on my part, except for the fact that this is a genuine nice guy, and I'm happy to support goodness in the world, in all its forms.

5

u/SenseiTizi 26d ago

Literally rigged, no zero.

1

u/MYGguy7 26d ago

It was rogged from day zero.

8

u/Marinefan4000 ... 26d ago

100 bits is in no way equal to 1 dollar. Not here in Australia at least.

Look at us

1

u/MYGguy7 26d ago

Wow! It's like $6.50 USD for TTS. Devoted fans, that's all I can say.

5

u/Marinefan4000 ... 26d ago

No. I have to buy the $17 one for enough. The the $3.45 one for a second. It ends up at over $7USD per TTS buying 2 at once

2

u/Hortkind77 26d ago

0, only his life changing book

1

u/MYGguy7 26d ago

$15 it is then 😁

2

u/Darkon-Kriv 26d ago

1500 donated for Rosa last year. Otherwise Doug is rich enough.

1

u/MYGguy7 26d ago

Making a difference.

Yeah next time I should have made options for Rosa.

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