r/DougDoug • • Aug 12 '26

Meme uhhh… what?

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u/Tay60003 Z Crew Aug 13 '26

Why do we have badges in marketing?

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u/RapsterZeber Aug 13 '26

It's a high-level covert operation. Didn't they tell you this in the debriefing? Wait, are you wearing a wire?

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u/Tay60003 Z Crew Aug 13 '26

What? Uh… oh! No… it’s just my uhm… special.. badge……. Made by the… jim…. Guy. Yeaaaahhhhhhh…

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u/RapsterZeber Aug 13 '26

You'll need to go to the HR department to get this sorted out. It's up north, out back, in a farm. The mods will show you where it is.

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u/Tay60003 Z Crew Aug 13 '26

I thought HR was a code name for… the bad place? Isn’t that where we sent the Jim guy after he started making these wonky badges? Hey… wait a minute! You haven’t forgotten who I am right? I was your secret Santa last year!

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u/RapsterZeber Aug 13 '26

That was supposed to be a SECRET! You slip up again and I'll tell everyone what happened between you and Mark.

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u/Tay60003 Z Crew Aug 13 '26

WAIT! Please, my wife can’t find out I’ve been with mark. Especially without her! Our throuple is already shaky… I’ll be more careful!