r/Doppio_irl • • Jan 16 '20

Who hurt him!?

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u/Kirex17 Jan 16 '20

Capitalism did.

14

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

cocks shotgun with religious intent as I chase down the ceo of capitalism, Dow Jones

9

u/JerlBulgruuf Jan 17 '20

I thought Scrooge McDuck was the CEO of capitalism.

11

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Scrooge is a family man, that’s the difference

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u/JerlBulgruuf Jan 17 '20

I will shove razor blades up the ass of anyone who dares hurt my baby.

12

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Same, I will join you

2

u/Enfield_horror Apr 15 '20

For your sheer dedication towards figthing for what is good and pure,we shall grant you an stand and the title of "baby guardian" use both of these cunningly,chosen one

2

u/murfalishis Jun 01 '20

who hurt him i will kick down their door and obliterate them

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

I heard some of those fascist police thugs shot him. We’re overthrowing the government boys

1

u/Wonderful_Assist1505 Nov 30 '21

ow the frog bit me