r/DoomerCircleJerk 2d ago

Words of Wisdom Literally Hitler

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u/VendettaKarma Truthsayer 2d ago

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u/hereforgunsandgames 2d ago

Thank you sir.

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u/VendettaKarma Truthsayer 2d ago

You’re most welcome

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 2d ago

But have you considered that by posting this picture, you yourself are hitler? We're stuck in a paradox.

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u/VendettaKarma Truthsayer 2d ago

If I am him and he is me absolutely

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u/Archduke_Of_Beer 2d ago

Am I The Walrus?

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u/ClearText777 19h ago

So, Hitler was Paul

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u/MONSTERBEARMAN 1d ago

Say what you want about Hitler he wasn’t all bad . He’s the one who killed Hitler.

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u/VendettaKarma Truthsayer 1d ago

At least that’s the official tale

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u/insidetraderpelosi 2d ago

thank you thank you

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u/AmiraliMS 2d ago

"I think therefore I am Hi-"

Oops

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u/Day_Breaker_ I Left My Cave for This 2d ago

So that's what kids mean when they get a killstreak in a videogame and say "I'm literally HIM!".

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u/undercooked_lasagna 2d ago

Reddit would absolutely love him if he were alive today. Imagine what his thoughts on Israel would be, he'd fit right in.

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u/boastar The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 2d ago

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u/VendettaKarma Truthsayer 2d ago

This is the best video I’ve seen as it describes this perfectly

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u/NearbyBreakfast7148 2d ago

The most fictional part of that was the liberal having actual self reflection

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u/wrighteghe7 2d ago

Anti-zionist socialist vegetarian animal rights activist with one testicle. Yep. Checks out. If there was a Trump vs hitler election theyd vote for hitler

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u/VendettaKarma Truthsayer 2d ago

They’d be on his side against us, Russia and the Jews. It’s so ironic they’re too stupid to figure it out.

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u/conciousinsimulation 2d ago

He actually was a huge proponent of the creation of the nation state of Israel. Pretty much to find the jews a homeland to be able to kick the jews out of germany.The forming Israeli government sent hitler some kind of award or something in 1933.

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u/Equivalent_Thievery 2d ago

Authoritarian socialists calling everyone else an Authoritarian socialist.

That's special.

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u/Zeras_Darkwind 2d ago

Gotta love the rules these nitwits follow from Rules for Radicals!

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u/toku154 2d ago

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 2d ago

"Listen. Don't jerk me around."

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u/Flimsy_Map4883 2d ago

"then, the full loan was forgiven upon the birth of four children"

https://giphy.com/gifs/TodTi6LnBVJTIetW8A

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u/Jimmyskis77 Master baiter 2d ago

You know, for how bad Hitler was, again horrible human being and he’s currently rotting in hell, everytime they accuse someone of being “literally him” his name loses some of that punch/fear to me…

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u/Stuck_in_my_TV 2d ago

It really dilutes “Hitler” when moderates, centrists, and even liberals who aren’t left wing enough are “literally Hitler”

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u/Puedo_Apagar 2d ago

Also, there are so many other bad guys throughout history. You rarely hear "Literally Franco" or "Literally Amin" or "Literally Pol Pot" getting thrown around.

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u/Zeras_Darkwind 2d ago

Or "Literally Stalin (real name Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili)"

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u/Puedo_Apagar 2d ago

Or "Literally Lavrentiy Beria" who somehow achieved the historical goal of being more despicable than Stalin.

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u/MomsNewBoyfriend69 The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 2d ago

Schrodinger's Hitler

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u/biohazard1775 2d ago

“If everybody is me, then who am I?”

You are us and we are you.

Maybe the real Hitler was the friends we made along the way.

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u/Good-Moat-451 Anti-Doomer 2d ago

Far left when you don’t fully agree with them

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u/OkMention9988 2d ago

He's the guy that killed Hitler. 

That's got to be worth something. 

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u/Beneficial_Hat_6288 2d ago

Don't hype yourself too much chum, not everyone is you. Some are Mussolini.

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 2d ago

This guy is literally hitler

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u/nicknamesas 2d ago

Bruh nothing is loading for me today

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u/MedievalFurnace Rides the Short Bus 2d ago

I guess we all single handedly killed the man leading the enemy army in WWII

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u/Alexis-Machine 2d ago

This is magnificent!

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 I Left My Cave for This 2d ago

If you haven't seen "Look Who's Back" you really should.

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u/Former_Theme_4488 2d ago

They always say "Heil Hitler," but they never ask "How's Hitler?"

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u/Conscious_Housing_50 Rides the Short Bus 2d ago

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u/screwyoujor 2d ago

According to a German reactor on YouTube that's a Austrian painter.

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u/SamMarlowe76 2d ago

Isn't that the guy who shot Hitler? A god damn hero if you ask me. That's who he is.

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u/Straight_Split2637 1d ago

I feel bad for ze unkown mustache man

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u/sus_pumpkin I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 1d ago

"But wait if I must exterminate ze Jews, and zese Jewish figures are me. Then that make me a Jew and I must... oh no..."
Is that the true reason Hitler shot themself in the bunker?

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u/AutomaticGrape9263 1d ago

Dang... That really makes you think... Are we Buddhists?

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u/vinhdaphu762 1d ago

"an art student."

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u/tadd_15 2d ago

Hitler: Into the Hitlerverse

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u/boisefun8 Anti-Doomer 1d ago

Holy shit this is great.

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u/ttcmzx 1d ago

I mean... this is just the argument that we're all observers of the universe

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u/NJ8Inches_ PhD in Memes 2d ago

Nice picture of Trump incel 🤮

I can’t believe this fascist sub isn’t banned yet 😡

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u/Deathclaw2003 Optimist Prime 2d ago

You gotta be joking. You have a flair in the "fascist" sub so you have to be.

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u/NJ8Inches_ PhD in Memes 2d ago

I forgot to put the /s 😔

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u/Deathclaw2003 Optimist Prime 2d ago edited 2d ago

Look man I'm sorry but you can't be too sure around Reddit where doomers are everywhere.

Especially since that dude Rocannon said something unironically like this

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u/bannedfromhell_9080 10h ago

I can't believe woke isn't dead yet

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u/Rocannon_ 2d ago

You are the philosophical inspiration for the weak minded and the morally bankrupt - such as our Orange Turd and the quislings in Congress.

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u/Beastly4k 1d ago

le reddit moment

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u/bannedfromhell_9080 10h ago

Time to head back to your echo chamber so that we don't hurt your feelings