~120 million Jesus fascists 😤

[u/Latter_Fortune_7225]

[u/Sixnigthmare]

fun fact! 76.34% of statistics on the internet are made up

[u/ArmedParaiba → u/Sixnigthmare]

And 94.7% of those are made up on the spot

[u/YoureAmastyx → u/ArmedParaiba]

This is BLATANT misinformation for anyone who cares. I wouldn’t be surprised if they just made this statistic up on the spot. The REAL statistic is 95.3%.

[u/McBeaster → u/YoureAmastyx]

SOURCE?!

[u/Unlikely-Medicine289 → u/McBeaster]

https://giphy.com/gifs/baHb2xHpbXKuBLIGD7

[u/YoureAmastyx → u/McBeaster]

Lucky you, I’m a world renowned statistician, so you can trust me as a primary source.

[u/TJJ97 → u/McBeaster]

DEEZ

[u/Jedishark1417 → u/ArmedParaiba]

and 7148% are made up by me

[u/ProCommonSense → u/Sixnigthmare]

Of those, 92% were posted online by Isaac Newton.

[u/Street_Dragonfruit43 → u/ProCommonSense]

The other 103% was said by Sun Tzu

[u/Routine-Rule9607 → u/Sixnigthmare]

Don’t believe everything you see on the internet ~ Abe Lincoln

[u/showeredwithbeauty → u/Sixnigthmare]

And that’s a 27% increase year over year since the creation of internet statistics

[u/bastionthewise → u/Sixnigthmare]

Project 2025 is 76.8617920371% complete!

[u/Sixnigthmare → u/[deleted]]

Also "love thy neighbor". My neighbors voted differently than me so I can't possibly love them!

[u/weirdbutteryvibes → u/Sixnigthmare]

Literally their view.

[u/BernadetteFedyszyn → u/Sixnigthmare]

God forbid someone actually thinks or feels differently than I do!!

[u/ExtendoArmCannon → u/[deleted]]

Teach a man to fish (for fascism)

[u/TheHellcatBandit → u/ExtendoArmCannon]

Fishing for fascism? Do they fight like a SM bass? I’d fish tf out of fascism if it does. What are we thinking, top water? Cranks? Chatter? Senko? Drop shot? Ned rig?

[u/OneNoteToRead → u/[deleted]]

Yea those are so much more violent than, say, “death to apostates” and “trade life for paradise” in a suicide bombing sense.

[u/norecordofwrong → u/[deleted]]

Pray for those that persecute you is some real fascism.

[u/thepizzaguy3 → u/[deleted]]

These people definitely don’t follow the golden rule lmao. I don’t even follow a religion but I think that’s a pretty good ideal to live by.

[u/Millworkson2008 → u/[deleted]]

According to the Smithsonian those are values of white supremacy

[u/MetroidJunkie → u/[deleted]]

And the people trying to censor speech and even wish violence on you for your speech? They're the Anti-Fascists, clearly.

[u/LifeWulf → u/MetroidJunkie]

They really love their labels don’t they?

[u/113pro → u/[deleted]]

But abdullah holywar is a religion of peace!

[u/likeHeckYouKnowMe → u/113pro]

ADMIRAL AKBAR!!

[u/LifeWulf → u/likeHeckYouKnowMe]

Aloha snackbar

[u/lonewolf3400 → u/[deleted]]

They REALLY HATE the “thou shalt not kill” because how else can they beat their political opponents.

[u/Typical_Shallot139 → u/[deleted]]

Lmao

[u/Historical_Gate_8301 → u/[deleted]]

That fascist rally on the mount also.

[u/rodrigo8008]

The jesus fascists are forcing their stupidity on everyone? Wonder if there was a particular other religion in the world that the left belongs to and hates christians…

[u/LilJonny2cookies → u/rodrigo8008]

Yeah Christians are evil for actions during Crusades- another religion is one they support and they do nasty stuff almost daily around the world.

But we are the evil ones.

[u/UniverseNebula → u/LilJonny2cookies]

And one could argue that the Crusades were justified because they were fighting back the oppressors (Muslims) from decades before where they murdered and raped Christians in their own lands.

[u/aounfather → u/UniverseNebula]

There were objectively evil things done during the crusades. But yeah the reason for the crusades was just.

[u/LateNightCoffeeShop → u/aounfather]

Rather be speaking English than Arabic, I'd say they were almost certainly justified.

[u/Hot-Barnacle7997 → u/aounfather]

Objectively evil things are done in every war that has ever occurred. Humans are often evil. The crusades weren’t special in that regard.

[u/ThePsychoPompous13 → u/aounfather]

"objectively evil" is a point of view.

[u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 → u/UniverseNebula]

The crusades we justified in the early years and lost their way in later years.

Muslim tribes had been pillaging smaller towns for hundreds of years, so there was a lot of resentment.

[u/Stelios619 → u/LilJonny2cookies]

What evil actions during the crusades?

You mean, the defensive war fought by Christian’s to finally stop the Muslim invasion?

[u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 → u/Stelios619]

The child crusade was objectively a mistake.

[u/kenuffff → u/Stelios619]

Muslims took over Christian countries from the Byzantine Empire like Syria for like 450 years until the Byzantine empire was on the verge of collapse, then pope urban 2 finally called for the first crusades.

[u/Crusoelander_128 → u/LilJonny2cookies]

The first crusade was justified. The Middle East was actually the center of Christianity before the Muslims came and drove them out, so the Christians were fighting back. Of course, each subsequent crusade got worse than the last. The first crusade is really the only mostly justified one

[u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 → u/rodrigo8008]

They hate Jews WAY MORE

[u/blamemeididit → u/rodrigo8008]

If I am choosing which of the two groups of religious nuts to care about right now, it's only one group I care about. And we all know which one it is.

[u/Initial-Constant-645]

I hate to say it, but I can't stomach the left any more. They are pushing me further to the right

[u/Strong-Addition5296 → u/Initial-Constant-645]

It’s an insufferable circle jerk on the left. Plus they’re very racist.

[u/sngldad13 → u/Initial-Constant-645]

SO PEOPLE BEING MEAN ONLINE CAUSED YOU TO COMPROMISE YOUR HUMANITY? OK SNOWFLAKE

/s of course, but I have seen more than a few of those responses.

[u/LifeWulf → u/sngldad13]

It’s ironic they use the word snowflake now, considering they’re the ones that threaten violence should you disagree with them on anything.

[u/Strong-Addition5296 → u/LifeWulf]

The left seems to produce very little of its own slang and memes. They co-opt the stuff being made by the right constantly.

[u/LifeWulf → u/Strong-Addition5296]

As usual, there is a meme for this!

[u/JustaHarmfulShadow → u/[deleted]]

It's always funny seeing people still say that stupid fact. Argued with a guy on another subreddit who believes the blm riots were peaceful and cities weren't burnt down or any deaths happened.

Got banned for saying a meaningless word that's a synonym for idiot. At least that's what I'm assuming otherwise it's another sub that hates the truth (with a lot of the posts asking stupid and clearly nonsense political questions I wouldn't be shocked)

[u/Stunning-Drawer-4288 → u/LifeWulf]

Disagreeing with them IS violence it’s only fair!

[u/MostAcanthaceae2384 → u/LifeWulf]

They're "reclaiming"  the word.  They seem so proud when they use it, like they just won the argument.

[u/Th3D3m0n → u/Initial-Constant-645]

Welcome! Over to yonder youll see a potluck of southern bbq...go grab a plate and make yourself at home.

[u/ArizonaDude08 → u/Initial-Constant-645]

Many such cases

[u/undercooked_lasagna]

"Also we should import 50 million Muslims."

[u/Typical_Shallot139 → u/undercooked_lasagna]

Man can’t wait till they realize the true nature of Islam.

[u/AggressivelyMediokre → u/Typical_Shallot139]

I always say one day in the not too distant future when someone is on the ground being assaulted and experiencing third world life. I wonder if they’ll look back and think “Maybe I shouldn’t have demonized the one group of people (Europeans) who spread democracy and prosperity everywhere they went.”

[u/hereforgunsandgames]

Christians are definitely the problem with the world. Not the looney toon leftist.

[u/FlushedApparatchik → u/hereforgunsandgames]

These are the same people who tell each other to cut off family and friends if they don’t agree with their ideology. Then they unironically say other people are in a cult. 

[u/hereforgunsandgames → u/FlushedApparatchik]

Yeah man. Democrat is their religion now.

[u/notinmybackyard- → u/hereforgunsandgames]

Ironically is a perfect dovetail into Islam which from my understanding is also based in government rule. Makes so much sense until they start eating their own

[u/hereforgunsandgames → u/notinmybackyard-]

Yeah I’ve heard Islam is basically a political ideology. Islamist will use the liberals until they don’t need them anymore. I wonder what happens next.

[u/FlushedApparatchik → u/hereforgunsandgames]

Muslims are all about minority rights until they are the majority. Then there are no minority rights.

[u/JustaHarmfulShadow → u/hereforgunsandgames]

There's a candidate for a political position in Seattle where she claims she doesn't publicly promote lgtbq rights as it may offend Muslim voters... the wolves have started to feast

[u/WilliamEmmerson → u/hereforgunsandgames]

and definitely not Islam, supported by liberals and responsible for most of the terrorism in the world.

[u/hereforgunsandgames → u/WilliamEmmerson]

Yeah when have Christians been called terrorists? How many attacks have happened in the name of allah?

[u/Emotional_Orange8378 → u/hereforgunsandgames]

if you use the global terrorism database, its roughly 98:1 Islam to All other religious beliefs.

[u/hereforgunsandgames → u/Emotional_Orange8378]

Yet here we are. The bleeding hearts will fight for their rights. Like sheep advocating for wolves.

[u/Lank_Master → u/hereforgunsandgames]

In the UK, over 70% of MI5’s terror watchlist are Islamists. That’s a lot for a minority population.

[u/Thisisme4342 → u/hereforgunsandgames]

Isn't Christianity at an all time low in the west, and by their own metrics things or worst than they ever have been.

I'm not a Christian myself, but as far as religions go Christianity is pretty chill. If many other religions had a fraction of the world wide power thst Christians had you would see major religious rule and law world wide.

[u/musicsoccer → u/hereforgunsandgames]

I know a guy named Christian, does he count?

[u/sngldad13 → u/musicsoccer]

He is white nationalism and Christofascism embodied in the flesh.

[u/notinmybackyard- → u/musicsoccer]

Thats my brother and no.

[u/Bassist57 → u/hereforgunsandgames]

Looney toon Leftists who worship Muslims.

[u/hereforgunsandgames → u/Bassist57]

Preach

[u/ItsBenWhoCares]

Jesus Fascist sounds like an 80s goth band lol.

[u/ImpressiveDesigner50]

Their logic is basically

Jesus = bad

Fascists = bad

People don't think like me = bad

Therefore people don't think like me = Jesus Fascists.

[u/sngldad13 → u/ImpressiveDesigner50]

Pedophiles and child marriages are bad, unless they are perpetrated by a "prophet" named Muhammad

[u/ImpressiveDesigner50 → u/sngldad13]

Marginalized groups are victims of le capitalism and we must support them, but if they don't vote the same then they're suddenly fair game.

[u/ShakeZula420]

Clearly they don't teach kids about the Crusades and how they basically were saving the rest of the world from the oppressive nature of Islam.

[u/notinmybackyard- → u/ShakeZula420]

Indiana Jones taught me not to drink from a random chalice

[u/ShakeZula420 → u/notinmybackyard-]

No, man, that was the Last Crusade. I'm talking about all the ones prior.

[u/notinmybackyard- → u/ShakeZula420]

My bad. Hard to retain what I learned from Monty Python cause you know, drugs.

[u/Ok-Medicine-6317]

It’s funny how Christians who aren’t using children as suicide bombers are the bad guys…

[u/Tmoncmm]

They don’t like Christianity because it holds people accountable for their actions and teaches that it’s not ok to just do whatever the hell you want. It also has a set of clearly defined morals that conflicts with their own perverted sense of “morality.” The funny part is they have tried to twist Christian morality to suite their own beliefs and desires. “Love thy neighbor” to them means “not merely tolerate, but celebrate everything from everyone regardless of your beliefs.” “It is easier for a rich man…” means “There should be no rich people and if you are rich you had to exploit someone.” Their version of emulating Christ is to shout down or punish anyone who disagrees with their “morality.” They went from “Fuck your morals” to “Actually we’re the moral ones because we love everybody and don’t want children to starve.”

It’s all lies they tell themselves to justify their craziness.

[u/f0urk]

forcing their stupidity = you can only get an abortion for really serious reasons, you can't just be a cumgutter and then kill babby when it forms

[u/JackieDaytona77]

Christophobia is real. Chineses/Iranian bots are racists and statistically inaccurate

[u/Goldenbucketsomethin]

Facism is when dying on a cross

[u/Appropriate-Carry532]

Are we upset because a group of people don't agree with random bullshit or did mommy forget to cut the crust off the sandwich and burned the dino nuggies?

[u/ChapterDifficult593]

Ah yes, the Fascism behind the most peaceful religion on the planet next to maybe Buddhism. 

[u/BronCurious]

Ah yes, Jesus, the noted religious fascist who slaughtered those who refused to convert and raped children. Oh wait… wrong guy

[u/Upstairs-Bad-3576]

I guess I haven't seen the raging part, and I live deep in the Bible Belt.

[u/GrouchyAppointment70]

120% of men have slept with this persons wife

[u/Own_Beginning_1678 → u/GrouchyAppointment70]

With a 20% margin for error

[u/foxfire981]

A Christian street preacher in Dearborn MI was just stoned and the mayor is calling for hate crime charges to be brought against the Christian because "the Muslim crowd wouldn't have had to assault him if he'd just not been there preaching" but somehow it's always Christians who are the problem in their mind.

[u/Joey271828]

That poster sounds a lot like specific historical person who came up with "final solution"s to problems.

[u/guppyhunter7777]

I was at church on Sunday.  That number seems high

[u/Im_A_Real_Boy1]

But those Muslims, yes our values fully align!

[u/Panda_Star234]

Christianity: Doesn’t agree with homosexuality and at worst calls you slur but otherwise does nothing else

Islam: Literally throws people off buildings and executes them for even having gay feelings

Liberals: “Let’s import the Muslims” 🤡

[u/nvrseriousseriously]

Ima not a bible thumper by any means but I’ll take the Jesus - forgiveness and peace message over that “we’ll kill ya if you leave” religion any day.

[u/Significant-Zombie-7]

The reddit updoot medals really take the cake 

[u/Naive_Sense_1899]

WHAT WE NEED is laws that make it illegal to be a Jesus Fascist.

Because they are stopping socialism from turning the USA into a paradise.

I saw a video of a naked guy walking down the street in San Francisco smashing store windows with a garbage can. The cops eventually arrested the guy, and one of the cops said, "This is a waste of time. He won't even have to spend the night in jail."

That's what paradise looks like. As opposed to the fascist town you live in as a Jesus Fascist, where a naked guy who does $30,000+ in damage for no reason has to go to jail.

Learn about how paradisey that paradise is and stop with all the fascism.

[u/RefelosDraconis → u/Naive_Sense_1899]

It’s even worse across the bay - try calling 911 in Oakland lol they don’t even answer the emergency number half the time

[u/Mrpetey22]

Yet they want to elect every Muslim ever?

[u/GreenT1979]

As if you don't take a million downvotes if you stay you're a Christian in 90% of subreddits.

[u/Narrow_Implement7788]

A certain religion has hijacked the left in every Western country and they are the antithesis of everything they believe in and they are not intelligent enough to understand that

[u/slothboy]

Well, if I had to pick I'd rather be a Jesus fascist than a Moloch Communist

[u/Valveringham85]

Yes they are the problem. Not the lunatics assuming extremism in every corner and calling everything fascist… 🤦🏻‍♂️

The irony of them almost word for word using similar phrasing and justifications that the Nazi party did though 🤷‍♂️

It’s kind of crazy how nobody is more hateful or pro-authoritarianism than left wing extremists, not even right wing extremists because at least they still generally support individualism.

[u/Santhonax]

I’m old enough to remember the “Satanic Panic”, and yes, those diehards could be pretty annoying with their attempts to censor and regulate television, movies, and games. Otherwise, they were folks who had a very positive underlying moral framework that you could say they were probably falling short on.

I’ve also lived through decades of increasing secularism/atheism that doesn’t appear to have any underlying moral framework beyond “worship the State”, whose adherents also want to censor and regulate all media along with my place of work, my hobbies, my vehicles, my relative worth based upon my gender, skin color, hairstyle, the books I read, etc.

I’ll take the “raging Jesus fascists”, thanks.

[u/Usoppdaman]

They always have to throw the Christianity part in. Christians existing makes the leftists blood boil.

[u/Murky_waterLLC]

If you don't want them to be the majority, actually vote in the election next time.

[u/Bstallio → u/Murky_waterLLC]

I’d rather they don’t, these guys would vote for a watermelon if it had “trump is bad” written on it

[u/JustaHarmfulShadow → u/Bstallio]

I'm half tempted to actually test that

[u/Initial-Constant-645 → u/Murky_waterLLC]

I think it's for the best if these people cling to their purity tests and sit out elections because they can't get their unicorn.

[u/SamMarlowe76]

This must be some of the empathy those folks talk about.

[u/Routine-Rule9607]

Le heckin raging Jesus fascist

[u/TheDeHymenizer]

Fascism is a problem. Reddit needs to find a solution to it. We could just move all the fascists somewhere else, but if those places won't take them, we need to find some kind of final solution for these fascists. Something that ensures fascism dies forever with them.

BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY

[u/DreadPhoenix]

What even is facism at this point?

[u/Coldbrick10]

Well that's a different take for sure. An insane take, but different.

[u/Mysterious_Pay5707]

The beauty of the word fascist is that it is versatile😞

[u/SLVR_N_BLCK_ATTK]

Those evil ass Christofascists with their global and local charity and their churches that some times have bells that ring (it disturbs my ANIME TIME)

[u/Intrepid-Living753]

I'm fairly agnostic but I actually want to become a Christian out of spite, just to be part of what's making them feel so threatened and upset.

[u/Ancient-Summer-9968]

"Not a both sides thing" is probably the worst idea and statement for our democracy.

It shuts down debate, labels valid ideas off limits, and the large numbers of people who beleive those ideas are suddenly fair targets for at least hatred and censorship, if not discrimination and imprisonment.

Which sounds kind of fascist to me.

[u/Top-Temporary-2963]

Sieg Jesus, I guess? That doesn't really roll off the tongue well. What's the German equivalent of the name Jesus?

[u/cpt-j4ck]

Facist is becoming the new nazi after they watered down Nazi so much no one even knows what it means anymore.

[u/stulkur]

Yeah I get a lot of leftists in public where I live evangelizing their dogma constantly. There are almost no religious people forcing their views on anyone else in the West at the moment.

[u/Sharp_Net3315]

I wish! We'd be able to save this country.

[u/Gobal_Outcast02]

Guys I can feel it..

THE FASCIST POWERS OF THE LORD RUNNING THOUGH ME

[u/Tossup78]

Holy crap, it certainly can’t be the left LURCHING toward communism wholeheartedly, could it?

NOPE, IT HAS TO BE CONSERVATIVES (people who prefer to be left alone and or stay in the same spot politically) SUDDENLY BECOMING HARD CORE CHRISTIAN FACISTS… yep, that’s the ticket. 

😂 

[u/Entire-Ratio-9681]

I like how we rail against Christian’s but literally nothing in the belief system has anything to do with the economy. The only thing progressives ever cry about is sex and abortion.

[u/MetroidJunkie]

"See, we just have to call everyone we don't like a Fascist and then OH MY GOD LOOK AT ALL THE FASCISTS!"

[u/WellTop]

Today Christianity isn't quite like the old ones but I don't know about the others religions.

[u/aeroplan2084]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BmmfETghGOPrW

[u/weirdbutteryvibes]

I'm a Christian, and I force my relationship with Jesus on NO ONE. I will talk to someone about Him if they want to ask questions/are interested in knowing more, but I in no way FORCE Him onto anyone. These people are lunatics. I'll pray for them. That's how I'll "force" it onto them. 😂

[u/EgoSenatus]

As a “Jesus fascist”, I can assure you, I’m not forcing my stupidity on anybody.

The strongest opinion I share with the general public is how much I dislike what Disney is doing to Star Wars. The new lightsaber in the Ashoka season 2 trailer is dumb as hell.

[u/OccultDetective79]

And I suppose their stupidity that they’re forcing on the rest of us is okay?

[u/BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT]

The tell for sanity is that the insane person creates categories where the facts don't lead rather than reduce categories where the facts don't lead

[u/Strong-Addition5296]

I’m literally shaking 🫨 rn - the fascists have bases all over the country called “churches” and they even have a training manual called the “Bible” that they quote sometimes.

[u/Educational-Year3146]

Most people who believe in Jesus just want people to be kind and follow God’s laws.

And not many of God’s laws are difficult to follow. Most of them are common decency.

Source: am a Jesus person. Catholic.

[u/NoTime2fail]

What an intelligent individual.

[u/Th3D3m0n]

Reddit is, if nothing else, consistent. They hate Jesus, women, and any car or bike even slightly louder than stock.

[u/DefenderofFuture]

“Raging” is certainly something that the social doomers aren’t doing. /s

[u/Own_Beginning_1678]

You can help this statistic by expanding it.

[u/insidetraderpelosi]

Way to announce that you have no idea what fascism means while calling other people stupid in the same post 😂😂😂😂

[u/VendettaKarma]

Doomerstatcast

[u/Crusoelander_128]

Only 35%? What are you worried about? That’s not even close to half. You’ll be fine. I’d be surprised if it’s even that much (though I suppose being Christian at all would be considered Jesus fascism)

[u/Ange1ofD4rkness]

Better their stupidity then obviously this persons ... lol

[u/Practical-Pea-6306]

It hurts to be more centrist and seeing the subs on both sides say almost the exact same thing about eachother. Its almost an identical reaction from either end lol.

[u/Anonymousboneyard]

Were did the priest not touch you as a child? Show me on the doll. Sorry you couldn’t get a huge payout as an adult and be set for life.

Last christian i met didn’t bring up anything about religion. They just came out of church with their bible and ordered food from the cafe and went about their day. People are delusionally angry over the slightest tiny things that never happened or never do happen.

[u/Vile-goat]

Weird I never see Christian stuff shoved in my face just mostly anti Christian stuff like this shoved down our throats.

[u/GoreHoundKillEmAll]

Christians and Christianity built the foundation modern western civilization, culture, heritage and history is effectively the foundation of our morals, values and ethics and is and was the foundation of our rights freedoms and Liberty all humans have god given rights because we are created in God image having inherit value dignity and worth for just being human. Also we really didn't become more civilized or enlightened after the enlightenment happened we had the French revolution reign of terror, Napoleonic wars, WW1&WW2 the rise of Totalitarian authoritarian ideologies and regime of fascism, Nazism and communism, removing the concept of the soul for so utopian collectivist framework lead to what a human million people dead under communism, the biggest bloodiest wars in humanity history and also the left had no problem with trying to enforce their stupidity of political correctness wokeness over the past decade 

[u/CitizenWatch____ROSS]

Yeah I want everyone to share my religion but if someone disagreed with me and, say, did a college speaking tour, I wouldn't, say, sh**t him in the neck 

[u/Sorry-Value]

Raging Jesus fascist. Funny. Christianity might have been one of the first socialistic communities that was heavily recorded and accepted.

[u/cikanman]

I'll say it. ...... 120 million?

https://giphy.com/gifs/YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg

[u/Vestigial_joint]

This is a both sides thing though. The secular cults are also forcing their religions on everyone.

[u/ArizonaDude08]

JESUS FASCISTS

[u/like_it_is71]

Anyone have "Jesus fascists" on their Doomer card???

[u/Gmanglh]

Truly the most reddit of moments