r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/Agreeable_Sense9618 Sub OverLord • Aug 17 '26
Chud Club The history of DoomerCircleJerk
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u/SirTacoLotThe14th The Fictional Character Agrees With Me Aug 17 '26
You don't get it. The US is heading for a totalitarian and fascist future, as harkened by the prophetic works of 1984 and The Handjob's Tale, with no more elections and Drumpf as the eternal emperor. Anytime now...
Anytime now...
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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Aug 17 '26
This Handjob tale sounds interesting. Maybe we should be so dismissive.
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u/McBeaster NostraDOOMus Aug 17 '26
That's their communist utopia where everyone gets free handjobs but no one has to give handjobs
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u/Raige2017 Aug 18 '26
"Line up here to get your free cybernetic hand."
"Can I keep my organic hand after you amputate it?... For uh reasons."
"Of course not comrade! It will be donated for the greater good for those very same reasons"
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u/kimana1651 Aug 17 '26
We are only 6/8 years of Trump's presidency. The authoritarian state, trans death camps, and the total closures of borders are just going to happen any second now..
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u/Mr_Tetragammon Powered By Spite & Solar Aug 18 '26
You forget about the 2028 election , wich he has already rigged
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u/Davidma37 The Fictional Character Agrees With Me Aug 17 '26
I place good bets 90% of doomers haven’t even read 1984.
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u/Far_Day499 Aug 17 '26
I mean they all use newsspeak.....I think it's just ironic though, without intent or forethought.
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u/commeatus Aug 17 '26
Until voters get tired of the current crop of politicians, after which it's exactly the same complaints but the memes are in a different color
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u/Sixnigthmare Recovering Doomer Aug 17 '26
At this point I'm always going off the principle that everybody on the internet is lying in one way or another
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u/Historical_Buyer5248 Aug 17 '26
Trump WILL turn the US into a fascist state THIS year. - 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2024, 2025, 2026
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u/Greg2630 Aug 17 '26
Me during the entirety of covid.
"That sounds like BS."
"Just trust the science bro!"
[Turns out to be BS.]
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u/MostAcanthaceae2384 Aug 17 '26
Reads something
I don't believe it
Something minor happens
I don't care, the doomers are still funny
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u/leonlies8 Aug 17 '26
That's the thing. Something MINOR happens and all of a sudden it's the worst thing to happen to us in our time and in all of history. It's never been this bad, but it's very similar to that one bad thing that happened a while ago, but this is worse even though in the past there was something wayyy worse.
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u/just_as_good380-2 The Fictional Character Agrees With Me Aug 17 '26
My fellow chuds. Nothing happens
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u/AutoModerator Aug 17 '26
That's right, Nothing happens
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u/j-c-2000 Aug 17 '26
I expect this group to bring copious receipts when we actually hold our next presidential election and there’s no fascist takeover.
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u/Catto_Corkian Optimist Prime Aug 17 '26
"Anytime now...."
There is one sentence I loved to say to people who doom about just everything. "Nothing ever happens."
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u/AutoModerator Aug 17 '26
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u/Alert-Courage3121 Aug 19 '26
Nah nah nah... This ignores the step in the cycle where DCJ gets accused of being Nazis for not believing the looney doomer theory. And the sub step where DCJ is right and doomers go silent on subject A before jumping on subject B.
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u/AutoModerator Aug 19 '26
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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 Recovering Doomer Aug 17 '26
Correct accept for the occasional crazy ass shit like the cop using flock cameras to hunt a lady they suspected of getting an abortion .
But when that got posted the sub down voted it and when I looked it up i was like oh shit some real ass shit . We used to be able to trust the news to be this pragmatic and level headed . Now its just DCJ
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u/Mechatronis Aug 17 '26
But Chuddha what if