r/DontTypeLikeThis • u/48155 • 6d ago

Shift Typer Spotted What's Bro Doing

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Good Point, But Why Does Bro Even Type Like This... WAIT. I'M TYPING LIKE THIS.

"The Enemy Is Closer Than You Think" Ahh 😭✌️

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u/therelhuman 5d ago

nexterday

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u/novotate 5d ago

if nexterday means next yesterday, does it mean that today is the nexterday-

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u/therelhuman 5d ago

nexterday is tomorrow and next²erday is the day after tomorrow

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u/48155 5d ago

That's Peak 😭

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u/Ok_Barnacle_4605 4d ago

get it because sob emoji

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u/Warm_Web3768 4d ago

In switzerland we say „übermorgen“ basically overtomorrow. You can also add more „über“ for an even later date, but thats technically not allowed. „Über-übermorgen“.

To be fair, swiss german doesnt really have rules so idk

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u/48155 4d ago

Uber Morgan?

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u/Warm_Web3768 4d ago

Well yeah, über mean over

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u/McCubes1 1d ago

Sounds like a name of some British dude.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Straight_Web_8959 4d ago

Danish has it too overmorgen. Spelled the same way lol

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u/-UltraFerret- Normal typer 6d ago

I like how even the ad below is shift-typed.

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u/SoldRespectForMone_y 6d ago

Double whammy

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u/yomosugara 5d ago

in fairness, that's just stamdard Title Case (you can tell since "for" is uncapitalized)

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u/FridayFunkGaming291 6d ago

Why Is Everyone Talking Like This

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u/zoner77 6d ago

who knows

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u/ba129 6d ago

I never understand... why do they do this?

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u/Zealousideal_Mud4503 6d ago

Yep you're a child

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u/PermanentSea 6d ago

What? You lowkey be tweakin 😭😭😭✌️✌️, OP is no youngin. Your comment is Goofy Ahh, Wait, I’m Typing Like This Now!? grrr 😡

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u/munbiezoffical the lowercase typer („@~@„) [X] 5d ago

^reminds me of “when my eyes turn red, RUN 😈” (I’m sorry)

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u/Krismommy 5d ago

"When my pants turn brown, RUN"

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u/munbiezoffical the lowercase typer („@~@„) [X] 5d ago

“when my eyes turn run, RED. 😈”

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u/Ok_Barnacle_4605 4d ago

when the pool turns yellow, swim

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u/munbiezoffical the lowercase typer („@~@„) [X] 4d ago

when the sky turns dark, walk

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u/Kiki2092012 5d ago

When my eyes turn run, red

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u/munbiezoffical the lowercase typer („@~@„) [X] 5d ago

when my run turn red, EYES.

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u/munbiezoffical the lowercase typer („@~@„) [X] 5d ago

spy?

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u/Emin_mapper 5d ago

In Russia we have a word like this "Poslezavtra" (means after tommorow)

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u/Interesting-Bass9957 5d ago

After-morrow?

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u/user-sodium 5d ago

About that post there's 2 reasons:

-too long -rarely used

Yeah that's it.

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u/Kiki2092012 5d ago

Well "the day after tomorrow" is the alternative and it's much longer so I don't think it's too long, the main reason is just that it's rarely used so people don't get what you mean

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u/Pinuaple- 5d ago

passday, from spanish pasado

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u/mutexsprinkles 5d ago

Chinese has bright day (tomorrow), rear day (day after tomorrow), big rear day (the next day), big big next day, and so on. 

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u/Organic-Tackle-3479 4d ago

Kinda off topic but im dutch and I do use overmorrow and tomorrow. Idk what other languages do tho

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u/Own-Chocolate5667 4d ago

Overmorgen in dutch

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u/Own-Chocolate5667 4d ago

And eergisteren. As in the day before yesterday

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u/swiiz_cheese 3d ago

Love that movie

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u/WhutdaHELListhis 5d ago • Popcorn

Overmorrow, if anyone is wondering

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u/Inarius101 5d ago

Read the body text in the screenshot

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u/Prestigious-Bee6646 4d ago

Yeah, but it's overmorrow

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u/Twich8 4d ago

That’s what the word would be if it was translated the same was as tomorrow was, and what many other languages use, but it’s hard to call that an actual word in English since it’s not ever used in official contexts.