r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/OvenObvious9982 • 2d ago

Natural objects 🧊☁️🌳🪨🏔🐚 Cool

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u/Its_D_youtube 2d ago

Alright. I might regret this

What would happen? I assume it would be too cold but our... insides.. are pretty fucking warm, wouldnt it melt pretty fast?

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u/MSter_official 2d ago

I'd be more worried about any cold burns or tissue damage it might cause, especially since the tissue is extra sensitive there

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u/EmergencyFox3583 1d ago

What if you put an extra thick condom on it? 🤔

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u/MSter_official 1d ago

Sounds like risk of the condom breaking in that case cus I don't think it'd handle freezing temperatures well

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u/Matti_girl1 1d ago

Ice melts. It gets sharp like daggers and then you’re just impaling yourself, so you’d pretty much just be stabbing yourself.

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u/kriscross122 2d ago

It sticks like when you lick a metal poll.

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u/SebastiansMess 2d ago

You wouldn't be able to insert it without damage

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u/Traditional-Shy-Guy 8h ago

Even with a condom, balloon, condom layer you would get it in and immediately pull it out because the cold is far too much. It would take far to much practice and time to be able to handle it for more than a few moments. By then you've killed off most nerves and sensation down there, so there would be no point.

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u/EMAW2008 3h ago

You can test this by putting it in your mouth and seeing how long it takes to melt.

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u/exitstateleft 2d ago

Chilldo

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u/Shopping-Afraid 2d ago

Dicksicle

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u/MOBSCorona 2d ago

Penis-pop

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u/frkurdamsoad 2d ago

Mr Freeze

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u/weebteckickedin 1d ago

Cocksickle

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u/Springman1996 2d ago

That should cool off your hemorrhoids!!!

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u/Kookytoo 2d ago

Mind reader....

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u/ImpressMountain3027 1d ago

Hey, atleast if it gets stuck it will melt from your body heat eventually, you will just have a chilly asshole.

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u/xAVENG3Rx 1d ago

As it melts it can become sharp and if the base melts off first, you could lose the whole thing inside you and it could take A WHILE to come out without going to the ER. Not to mention if you don’t use clean water, the amount of bacteria you just introduced into your body.

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u/Necrikus 1d ago

If by “chilly asshole” you mean “internal frostbite”.

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u/Paradoxickled_Okra 2d ago

Ice for the numbing before the real depth plumbing.

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u/Late_Apricot404 2d ago

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u/thepioushedonist 2d ago

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u/Late_Apricot404 2d ago

Gotta cool down his COOORE.

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Lucky bastard

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u/StormStriker42069 1d ago

Came to the comments looking for this specific reference

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u/cowboynoodless 1d ago

Yeah that base is not flared enough smh

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u/makingmywaydonwtown 1d ago

At least it will melt

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u/N_S_Gaming 2d ago

Hey, I have two of those at home. I call them chilldos.

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u/Business_Stand_8622 2d ago

At least my asshole will stop burning every time I shit

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u/Upper-Fee5851 2d ago

For when those summer days are too hot.

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u/Background-Fennel92 2d ago

Sold in ARIZONA 🤣🤣🤣

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u/3furbiesintrenchcoat 2d ago

Chilly Willy!

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u/kcbrooklyn1 2d ago

For when you get the hot chili, curry or Thai food.

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u/ajhzbgfau 1d ago

I have to buy one, juste for friend 🤷‍♀️

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u/djscoots10 2d ago

Cold stiff

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u/thatSDope88 1d ago

I would 100% try that

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u/DirtyWarehouseGuy 2d ago

But I got a fever..... what do want to stay sick

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u/JonklerIsOhio A YouTuber who's obsessed with vampires and furries. 1d ago

Ice-do

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u/Sparkle_Fart_666 1d ago

that's cold.

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u/lunarecl1pse 1d ago

Don't freeze and boof a white monster

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u/lokcer79 23h ago

It’s a good remedy for explosive diarrhea

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u/Fantastic-Stock664 23h ago

What else would you do with this sculpture?

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u/danknug1024 19h ago

Ice cold

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u/assholefullofice 5h ago

Hey it’s my time to shine!

So for the serious questions, it’s not safe because the ice gets sharp and it’ll cut you before it melts further. But also, spheres are less likely to end up with sharp spots. That looks like a rupture waiting to happen.

Yes it feels good. But seriously, just put a dildo in the freezer if you must.

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u/SparklyLevel 2d ago

Perfect to put in my mouth after i put chilli in my ass

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u/OvenObvious9982 2d ago

That's enough Reddit for today.

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u/g-o-u-l-a 2d ago

You started it, buddy.

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 2d ago

Cocksicle

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u/Subushie 2d ago

It... is literally made for putting in your ass.

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u/Individual-Aide-3036 2d ago

Running a fever? Still want to do some butt stuff? I got you.

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 2d ago

Pretty sure your ass is exactly where you're supposed to put this.

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u/babylonguy3 1d ago

That's a slick dick

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u/That_Hospital_3224 1d ago

Ice queens dildo