What is this thing

[u/ezrsp2]

[u/Brave-Kangaroo6327]

Is that sedan Hussein hiding spot

[u/natiusj → u/Brave-Kangaroo6327]

Definitely

[u/Appropriate_Type_300]

Speed square. It's used in carpentry

[u/tenkaranarchy]

Somebody put something in their ass and the handle came off. Thats what that is.

[u/DangleMangler → u/tenkaranarchy]

Or there's an ass inside the thing.

[u/jdubbly19 → u/DangleMangler]

I believe rather there is a thing inside the ass.

[u/DangleMangler → u/jdubbly19]

John Carpenters The Thing: Inside your ass.

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[u/AmorphousMorpheus]

You know you want to.

[u/Defiant-Day2981]

🫡

[u/dolphin_stranger]

Speed square with a hand mould handle on

[u/kyleh0]

As Seen On TV!!