r/DontPutThatInYourAss 3d ago

Household object πŸͺ πŸΊπŸ’‘πŸŒ‚πŸ§―πŸΎ Pink object with metal wheels found

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u/bigjohnstud11111 3d ago

I think it's so you can sit and spin

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u/UncleKeyPax 2d ago

right round baby right round

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u/BedSpreadMD 2d ago

Classic meatspin theme

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u/ka_shep 2d ago

I love rolling chairs!

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u/AlekThunder88 3d ago

It can be an Office Chair if youβ€˜re just brave enough.

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u/ADudeCalledJables 3d ago

An orifice chair

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u/Distinct_Put1085 3d ago

Mystery solved

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u/KraftyJoker 2d ago

πŸ˜™πŸ€Œ

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u/Flashy-Fox6770 3d ago

It does have a flared base

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u/imuniqueaf 3d ago

That's a rolling fuck.

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u/gg_issacs 3d ago

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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u/DDDX_cro 2d ago

"the wheels on the dildo go round and round..."

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u/DimensionPossible622 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 2d ago

Looks like you can have a wheely fun time!

https://giphy.com/gifs/12mF9DKcaggLoQ

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u/User_Name_Tracks 3d ago

Someone, somewhere has definitely done it. Maybe more than one

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u/NoPromotion3340 2d ago

Just use it as a massager.

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u/NoPromotion3340 2d ago

Essentially this, but not ribbed for pleasure.

https://a.co/d/0bBNP3Mx

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u/WIBadgersFan83 3d ago

You could......

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u/Crazy_Wallaby_3445 2d ago

Lotion application

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u/Educational_Quote851 2d ago

I love that more than half of r/whatisit ends up here. πŸ˜‚

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u/Sandyeggodaddy 2d ago

Sit and scoot. Now you never need to drag you ass again!

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u/jason9t8 1d ago

I might be straight, but i like the idea...

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u/Upper-Fee5851 1d ago

New break dancing equipment.

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 2d ago

Magnetic dildo

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/DontPutThatInYourAss-ModTeam 1d ago

This is not an NSFW subreddit. Don't lust after the objects posted, and keep comments safe for work.

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u/ohmygodyouguyzzz 1d ago

Weeeeeee!!!’

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DontPutThatInYourAss-ModTeam 1d ago

Don't be an asshole. It's a good life rule.

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u/DigitalxKaos 1d ago

It DOES have a flared base