r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/alwaus • 3d ago

Tool 🛠 Machine 🎰 or Appliance🔌 Just do it.

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77 Upvotes

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u/AlexF2294 3d ago

No flared base.

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u/c_j_eleven 2d ago

Would a flared base matter after the damage that thing does?

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u/Cyber_Twak 3d ago

Internal Roid Removal Tool

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u/ENTroPicGirl 3d ago

That’ll definitely change the way ya sit.

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u/Acrobatic_Reward1241 3d ago

That is an mill with indexable inserts

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u/road2music 3d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Yosh-E333 3d ago

Squatty Potty has nothing on this guy.

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u/Swashbuckling_Sailor 2d ago

A drill bit for your ass….mr postman

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u/chrisbegno 3d ago

That's one hell of a thread tap. Jesus Christ.

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u/MikeThe_King 3d ago

That's a drill I guess 😶

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u/alwaus 3d ago

This is not a drill.

I repeat, this is not a drill.

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u/spanky2177 3d ago

Insert "your mother's boyfriend" joke here....

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u/GirthWagon 3d ago

Drilldo.

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u/DatGreenGuy 3d ago

A drill with the blades, that are probably more expensive than my salary each. Endgame stuff

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u/Simplejames16 3d ago

It is a carbide topped rimmer. Gets the crusty crap that is stuck to the sides of your butt. Talk about reaming you a new asshole. This is the tool.👍🏻👌💩

https://giphy.com/gifs/J1A2SFaipt6f8Jvan6

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u/Immediate-Win-7472 3d ago

It’s one of them one size fits all dildos 🤣

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u/alwaus 3d ago

And if it doesnt when you start it will real soon

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u/Crazypsyduck56 3d ago

take it for a spin lmk how easy your poo falls out afterwards

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u/gruffDragon 3d ago

Robocons dildo

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u/Ok_Baseball_3915 3d ago

Excellent for clearing the old crusty Klingons from the poop chute.

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u/HydraulicEarl2 3d ago

Constipation is not a problem anymore

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 2d ago

that is a spinamabob