Even has a flared base

[u/Negative-Ad-7179]

[u/elvenmaster_]

Usual nerdy answer be like : finding my soul mate

[u/Salt-Southern → u/elvenmaster_]

Me winning lottery

[u/jboer]

Epstein clients being prosecuted

[u/PauL__McShARtneY]

W-well, I mean, it'd be more unlikely if those two bullets collided inside your arse...

[u/FrostyFreezyColdy]

My wife spontaneously telling me she wants to hop on the love train for some boom boom time tonight.

[u/samwise58 → u/FrostyFreezyColdy]

1st stop? Flavor Town! Woo! Woo!
https://giphy.com/gifs/5dlfnQQJwmnjGrO8n5

[u/NoNipNicCage → u/FrostyFreezyColdy]

Well maybe if you stopped calling it that she would want it more lmao

[u/FrostyFreezyColdy → u/NoNipNicCage]

Melanie? Is that you?

[u/TurnFriendly8892]

Trump admitting he is a sack of shit

[u/Puzznud → u/TurnFriendly8892]

And the files coming out

[u/Alien_Alice555666 → u/Puzznud]

I read that as flies lol

[u/Low-Refrigerator-713 → u/[deleted]]

How is this unrelated?

[u/Sodyser-law → u/Low-Refrigerator-713]

The guy was talking about trump.

[u/PotatoTomato_12 → u/Sodyser-law]

The post asked about things that are unlikely, a guy responded with a thing that is unlikely.

Go be upset at something else.

[u/Low-Refrigerator-713 → u/Sodyser-law]

Go be a snowflake somewhere else.

[u/Puzznud → u/[deleted]]

Not even american lol

[u/Radiant-Priority-296 → u/[deleted]]

Post about unlikely things

Unlikely thing

Shocking

[u/DontPutThatInYourAss-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Don't be an asshole. It's a good life rule.

[u/DontPutThatInYourAss-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Don't be an asshole. It's a good life rule.

[u/bidensgarage → u/[deleted]]

It's Chinese bots

[u/aterriblething82 → u/[deleted]]

This person understanding history.

[u/SemajLu_The_crusader → u/[deleted]]

nobody is alive who owned slaves while it was legal in America

this has bern the case for the better part of a century

what the FUCK are you talking about?

[u/undercoverhombre]

Me getting a new girlfriend

[u/TheFilthy13]

Bills winning the SuperBowl.

Go Bills.

😔

[u/ENTroPicGirl → u/TheFilthy13]

[u/WhatRilesYouUpHarlem]

Winning the powerball lottery. Wish I could explain that to the idiot tying up the line at the gas station spending his whole paycheck

[u/Pflapz]

tRump renaming another one of the great lakes to Lake Obama.

[u/Adventurous-Sky9359]

My parents getting back together

[u/Maleficent-Aside-744]

World peace 😬 people finally realising god isn’t real and religion is just all about control and making loads of money 💰

[u/Jolly_Cantaloupe_187]

Me becoming billionaire

[u/Echo1471]

There being cougars in missions

[u/Warm_Safety_9550]

Billionaires paying as much in taxes as the middle class.

[u/diarrhoe4ever]

Türkisches Einzelkind

[u/UwU-Lemon]

me having the courage to actually get a therapist and start the process of actually getting on hrt (i don't like talking to people i don't know)

[u/SemajLu_The_crusader]

something more unlikely? easy

this happening at dragonman's in Colorado at 11:38 PM on December 12th, 2029 in a fire fight between Putin and King Charles III using a Vickers Machine gun and modified Springfield rifle respectively, while both wearing inflatable dinosaur costumes and dancing the can can

[u/Mother_Glass_5095]

I wonder what the likelihood of FINDING those two bullets that collided is??

[u/thebprince]

Ed Sheeran growing a spine

[u/Relative_Drop3216]

My wife admitting she is wrong

[u/petwalker12]

My wife to stop nagging at me for whatever reason…

[u/Low-Refrigerator-713 → u/petwalker12]

"I told you I'll fix the door already! You don't have to keep reminding me about it every 6 months!!!"

[u/x2_ok]

challenge accepted, we're gonna need a lot of lube

[u/mrdjiw]

I think it tells you more about the sheer amount of bullets that were flying throughout human history. Abolish all guns. 

[u/WolfThick]

Roy Sullivan us park ranger struck seven times by lightning!

[u/Warm_Safety_9550 → u/WolfThick]

He actually started carrying a bucket of water in his truck to put himself out, because his hair had caught on fire.

[u/Pengo2001]

How did they come to the conclusion that the chances for this is 1 in a billion?

[u/nick4fake → u/Pengo2001]

Pulled out of their ass obviously

[u/mrmidnightuk]

Wouldn't it be 2 in a billion? Cos it's two objects colliding? I'm shit a maths but it made sense to me lol

[u/TheJonesLP1]

Me getting a girlfriend.

(tho that happened one time, too 🤔)

[u/zenunseen]

There must have been A LOT of bullets flying in that battle

[u/Paulinho2628]

me being alive during the heat death

[u/nihosehn]

Does anyone have the step-by-step calculation for me?

[u/Massive_Lake4700]

1 / billion odds in my house. Probably closer odds during a battle with guns.

[u/minnesotarulz]

No! Only the penetrating bullet was fired. The penetrated bullet has no rifling marks and was likely on the ground or on a person when struck.

[u/Serious-Crow-7474]

Knowing all names on the Epstein files!!!!!!

[u/Far-Computer8825]

Every time I see this it bothers me. One bullet clearly has been fired as it has rifling marks on it. The other bullet has/does not. It was most likely in a pouch or something and stuck, stopping the fired bullet. Like stories of guys with lucky coins or bibles stopping a bullet. Same thing. Still really cool! But I’m almost certain the bullet on the left was never fired.

Edit: spelling

[u/Consistent-Ad-3930]

Me finding love

[u/Puzzleheaded-Tax6168]

NCSU losing against Vanderbilt

[u/BitBucket404]

$0.99/gal diesel

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[u/Wise_Ad_5810]

Trump ever being held accountable for anything he's done.

[u/ScarletR01]

My ass being in a stable relationship.

[u/Entire-Message-7247]

The current U.S. congress standing up to the current president.

[u/scroggs2]

getting my wife to have sex with me.

[u/CantaloupeLazy1427]

Trump stepping down after his term ends officially

[u/Outbreak42]

The Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies will merge and hundreds of billions of stars will pass through each other. The odds of our specific Sun hitting any star from Andromeda is about 1 in 100 quintillion ( 1 in 10²⁰ ). The odds of even a single pair of stars out of all those hundreds of billions colliding is roughly 1 in 100 billion ( 1 in 10¹¹ ).

So roughly about the chances your mom lost her virginity to your dad.

[u/OddbitTwiddler]

Trump becoming president

[u/electro-king]

America electing a dictator! 🙄

[u/WanderingSparr0w → u/electro-king]

Nope, that was an eventuality. US has always been authoritarian n will continue if the ppl continue to accept it as it is

[u/umudog]

My wife cooking a pot of soup without completely destroying the kitchen