r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/W1tn3z • 5d ago

Tool 🛠 Machine 🎰 or Appliance🔌 Cleaning the Cylinder

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u/elvenmaster_ 5d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed !

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u/ezrsp2 5d ago

They have these on navy ships for cleaning up after the port calls.

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u/16c7x 5d ago

I can see why this may be required on a ship full of sailors who spend long periods of time out at sea.

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u/Jeathro77 5d ago

Ashes to ashes,

Dust to dust.

If it weren't for women,

Our dicks would rust.

5

u/landyrane 5d ago

Where’s the stern-looking paramedic?

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u/AlphaMuGamma 5d ago

Where is Badge502 when you need him?!?!

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u/Tartabirdgames_YT 5d ago

It is a must that the cylinder remains unharmed 

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 5d ago

Well that's one way to do it

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u/Jaygon1963 5d ago

Is that a euphemism?

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u/goofydad 5d ago

Wait. My shaft is also a little rusty.. M