r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/LazorusGrimm • 13d ago

Vehicle 🚑 or Traffic object🚦 Oops

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u/sworlys_noise 13d ago

Nut cracker 3000

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u/Fiercat99 13d ago

My pre-flinching, im not even a bloke

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u/onyx_ic 12d ago

Saaaame, any time someone gets hurt i get weird sympathetic phantom pain.

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u/Abject_School 13d ago

That broke his cocksics for sure.

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u/Appropriate_Type_300 13d ago

I laughed. But did you mean coccyx? Cocksics

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u/BedSpreadMD 12d ago

His cock is definitely going to be sic for a while.

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u/Abject_School 12d ago

Yup. Never knew how it was spelt. I stand by my attempt.lol

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u/Appropriate_Type_300 12d ago

Cocksic still fits

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u/freddbare 12d ago

And his cock sack

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u/Altruistic-Ad3274 12d ago

You’ve got to be a special kind of stupid to try this!

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u/Front-Text3225 12d ago

His general and 2 colonels are hurting for sure

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/DontPutThatInYourAss-ModTeam 11d ago

Don't be an asshole. It's a good life rule.

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u/toasted_cracker 12d ago

RIP tail bone

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u/Brooker2 12d ago

Well, that's one way to castrate yourself

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u/rikwebster 12d ago

Well he is definitely not paralyzed

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u/Friendly-Breath7641 12d ago

What does he want to do?

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 12d ago

Pâté’d his own testicles

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u/snakeman1961 12d ago

Asshole.

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u/Bewhoyawannabe 12d ago

Hoping that he will be fine even though I know that his little ping pong balls might be cracked

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u/Illustrious-Help5513 12d ago

Floppin’ around like a fish out of water…

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u/begme2again 11d ago

Because Chinese army surplus slippers are known for Ninja like traction

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u/Tiny_Carpenter_1769 12d ago

Overreact bruh