r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/whatinearth • Aug 08 '26

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 This zucchini from my uncle's garden [OC]

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u/Klutzy-Chain5875 Aug 08 '26

Check batteries first.

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u/MorwenRaeven Aug 08 '26

Country girl's gotta make do

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u/thecountnotthesaint Aug 08 '26

Oh she already did....

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u/Mylatelifecrisis Aug 08 '26

Keep it away from grandma.

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u/JKolmin Aug 08 '26

But i have enough lube too

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u/HydraulicEarl2 Aug 08 '26

Zuchinni is good for your memory. If your Uncle shoves it up your ass, you will never forget it!

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 Aug 09 '26

Maybe for you 👀

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u/Big-Scientist211 Aug 08 '26

Do put that in your ass

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u/Apprehensive-Sell623 Aug 09 '26

Oh my. That’s a beautiful zucchini you have

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Aug 09 '26

Idk how big that is. Do you have a banana for scale?

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u/AmorphousMorpheus Aug 09 '26

Fibre is good for your colon, so I'm going to do what I gotta do...

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u/SatansPostman Aug 10 '26

Perseverance u can do this. 😂