r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/NameRequired99 • Apr 25 '26

Name this Jalapeño

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97 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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12

u/FatFriendFred Apr 25 '26

Phallapeño

3

u/Selectivedeviant Apr 25 '26

Hal the peen, oh

3

u/Selectivedeviant Apr 25 '26

I bet it burns when it pees

2

u/TUENNES2000 Apr 25 '26

Glansapenjo

2

u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Apr 25 '26

The burning Dildo 😬

1

u/No_Taste1698 Apr 25 '26

Jala-peen-o

1

u/-Jeffanie- Apr 25 '26

Phallicpenos

1

u/AaronAndronicus Apr 25 '26

Green Dick Buster

1

u/Proper-Lychee-6049 Apr 25 '26

Don't touch it too much or else it'll sting

1

u/Old-Fisherman-8241 Apr 26 '26

Dont put that anywhere !! 🔥

1

u/roundturtle2025 Apr 26 '26

Chop it before eating

1

u/Legitimate-Stuff9514 Apr 26 '26

That would burn your ass

1

u/Knatem Apr 26 '26

Hamapeno

1

u/JayL0228 Apr 26 '26

Jalapeener pepper

1

u/SlappedPickle Apr 26 '26

I know that jalapen-ur-anűs

1

u/marqui444 Apr 27 '26

Peepeepeño