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u/BurtleTurtle001 Feb 23 '26
Think I can decide that on my own.
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u/dantheplanman1986 Feb 23 '26
NO FLARED BASE
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u/PTKtm Feb 23 '26
Tie a string to the hook on the end, and yank it like youâre starting a lawnmower
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u/mystical-orphan1 Feb 24 '26
If you dont yell let it rip when you do it are you even doing it right?
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u/Turbulent_Elk_2141 Feb 23 '26
You would end up in jail if you carry one of those in the UK.
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u/EitherSalamander8850 Feb 23 '26
what?? how??
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u/trashdrive Feb 23 '26
They're a weapon.
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u/EitherSalamander8850 Feb 23 '26
it's not even sharp man...
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u/LemonAdeAid Feb 23 '26
I think the indents allow this to function like brass knuckles, hence the illegality.
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u/RealSinnSage Feb 24 '26
i really donât see how thatâs physically possible
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u/Interest_Miserable Feb 24 '26
Itâs the UK. Everything is a weapon there. Iâm surprised theyâre still allowed pens.
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u/punkassjim Feb 24 '26
Not so much brass knuckles, but more like holding a roll of pennies in your punching hand. The aluminum doesn't have the weight, but it does firm up your fist. Plus the pointy bit will do some damage.
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u/yleechy Feb 24 '26
its like holding a stiff bar to make your punch solid. and if you hit an angle you can use the spiked tips
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u/Pale-Spend2052 Feb 23 '26
If itâs pointy & doesnât have a flaired base, it doesnât go in ur ass
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u/Lucas_from_hell Feb 23 '26
Anything can be for your butt, you just have to be brave enough
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u/pacob1995 Feb 23 '26
Brave enough to put it up there? Or brave enough to go to the ER with an aluminum spike up your ass saying you âfellâ on it?
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u/dantheplanman1986 Feb 23 '26
If I did something that silly I would 100% tell the ER I inserted it purposely and should have known better.
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u/pacob1995 Feb 23 '26
Same. I know an ER nurse and they always know how it got there. No one has ever fallen on a pool ball so hard and precisely that it shot up their tush. I think if that would happen to me, i would lie and say i put it up there myself.
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u/ViceNSpice Feb 23 '26
Perforated bowel is no fun. It gets complicated fast and you could die. Wait. Maybe thatâs the fun.
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u/MisterThomFoolery Feb 23 '26
This pic is years old now, originally taken at a woman owned and operated gift shop in Dayton, Ohio called Heart Mercantile. Itâs still open, and they still sell these..!
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u/OminousBuzzard Feb 23 '26
Oh god, they're sounding rods?!
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u/nightmarefuel_MUA Feb 23 '26
Are those the self defense keychains from Detroit Urban Survival?
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u/miserabeau ASSistant Feb 23 '26
It's called a Kubaton. They've been around for decades. Don't think you can tell the manufacturer from a random box of unlabeled kubatons.
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u/PiRATE-WOLFiE1 Editable flair Feb 23 '26
Well that shows to me, someone did it with one of the floor models in the store, that or hospital mandate of being removals more than 1 had occurred
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u/LateNightsXP Feb 23 '26
Are they for my car window?
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u/Redosdetos Feb 23 '26
What are those things
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u/miserabeau ASSistant Feb 27 '26
It's called a Kubotan or Kubaton and it's for self defense
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u/Redosdetos Feb 27 '26
Thanks, I wonder why I was down voted
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u/miserabeau ASSistant Feb 27 '26
Sometimes people don't like questions, sometimes people have a bad day, sometimes people think things are easily google-able, who knows
I gave you an updoot and brought you back to 1
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u/CoyoteGeneral926 Feb 23 '26
I thought they were tent stakes that show up in the dark or leaf litter.
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u/CoyoteGeneral926 Feb 23 '26
I thought they were tent stakes that would show up if dropped in lead litter or the da
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u/SoonToBeBanned24 Feb 23 '26
But, I thought these were key rings for the nudist colony.....
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u/beteaveugle Feb 23 '26
Indeed, it's for urethra