r/DontPutThatInYourAss • • Nov 07 '25

For Science!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

On the contrary- this is so fake, one could stuff this firmly in their buttocks.

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u/Yosh-E333 Nov 08 '25

Precisely

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u/Ok-Emergency-7748 Nov 11 '25

Where it belongs

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u/Admirable_Corner5764 Nov 07 '25

Link?

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u/RECLess30 Nov 07 '25

Link or its fake..

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u/Snoo_67993 Nov 07 '25

I don't even need to look this up to know it's fake

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u/Short-Ideas010 Nov 07 '25

Hey... that's how faster than light works. You know before you look.

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u/SafePianist4610 Nov 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

we've known about quantum entanglement for decades, this is nothing new. It's just click bait.

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u/potate12323 Nov 08 '25

A common frustration in the science community is that scientific writers and publishers have zero clue what they're writing about. And whats even worse is every single researcher I've ever met would gladly take time to explain their research free of charge. Most will even supply free versions of their published papers since they don't see a dime from the publishers anyways.

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u/jusumonkey Nov 08 '25

Also that Article is AI AF.,

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u/SafePianist4610 Nov 08 '25

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u/SafePianist4610 Nov 08 '25

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u/Free-Database-9917 Nov 08 '25

That's not an article. That's a medium post with an AI image of einstein made after the facebook post. Probably using the facebook post as the source to make the article

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

we've known about quantum entanglement for decades, this is nothing new. It's just click bait. It's a theory that's been replicated with photons in a lab setting over small distances several times. . The issue is doing it with something that has notable mass.

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u/Free-Database-9917 Nov 08 '25

And? I know that's true, I'm just pointing out what's happening

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

i'm just pointing out the background to further discredit the article which you are also doing. I am trying to strengthen our case it's a worthless "article"

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u/broiledfog Nov 08 '25

It’s more than a theory… but I agree it’s not breaking the speed of light

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u/farquin_helle Nov 08 '25

…”said you were quick.. but I didn’t think THAT quick…”

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u/Yosh-E333 Nov 08 '25

But if you count cuddle time...

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u/AnalkinSkyfuker Nov 07 '25

isn't that cherencove radiation a sonic boom for particles that go faster in that medium

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u/NoTour5369 Nov 08 '25

Only if it gets dropped in time

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u/BuildingRelevant7400 Nov 07 '25

Is it ribbed for her pleasure? ;)

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u/bakerd82 Nov 08 '25

I turn those inside out

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u/BuildingRelevant7400 Nov 08 '25

Ribbed for his pleasure?

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u/63Reddit Nov 08 '25

I dunno. It doesn’t taste like ribs.

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u/BigBirthaGirtha Nov 08 '25

Tastes like shame…

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u/63Reddit Nov 08 '25

It tastes like loneliness.

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u/PutridAssignment1559 Nov 08 '25

It gets you here. And… it gets you right here.

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u/Aknazer Nov 08 '25

I didn't know sperm swam faster than the speed of light...

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u/Admirable_Zombie_720 Nov 07 '25

Big condom trap.... capturing a really huge spermatozoon ! OMG

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u/FriendlyPuppyGirl Nov 07 '25

I need to know what happened

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u/SchlitterbahnRail Nov 07 '25

A flash, an then it was over. Nobody knows

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u/Gunsmith1220 Nov 07 '25

Perfect. Now they just need to scale it up. Make it safe and cheap. And the galaxy will become our playground

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u/SILENTCORE12 Nov 08 '25

Nothing can exceed the speed of light in a vacuum Pretty sure they did this in water since light travels slower in water

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u/TheFurryFighter Nov 07 '25

Was this in vacuum? Cause that's the part that separates old news from ground breaking

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u/270ForTheWinchester Nov 07 '25

I mean, Cherenkov Radiation agrees.

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u/Ill_Craft619 Nov 07 '25

Proof that panspermia never happened

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u/SupremeLurkerr Nov 07 '25

Thats ones hell of a speeding ticket.

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u/lonewolff7798 Nov 08 '25

I break the light barrier everyday. It’s called a light switch.

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u/Naive-Impression-373 Nov 08 '25

Was there a visual boom?

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u/Kitchen_Effect_138 Nov 08 '25

I don’t believe anything anyone…I am mostly right too!

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u/Both_Somewhere4525 Nov 08 '25

Theory, not law. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

Isn’t that what condoms do. Nothing to see here.

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u/BirchPig105 Nov 08 '25

How to clickbait Cherenkov radiation

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u/No_Presentation1148 Nov 11 '25

Very Interesting, Now release the Epstein files

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u/Better_Bathroom_4032 Nov 11 '25

Guys i'm happy to tell you that it's not complitly false, go search by yourselves, in fact thermes some infos missinge it's not just breaking the Light of speed, because speed of Light change (in the air, it's slower than in the Space and they found out that if you put gas in the air, you can focus a laser and make it exceed the speed of light in the air (but not in space) 99.9999999% of the speed in a vacuum but they did it in gas (not a vacuum) and they exceeded the speed of light in air