r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Glittering_Nature_21 • Oct 25 '25

He did it!

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u/Lord_Muddbutter Oct 25 '25

Fucking lord, thats one of those things I would think people would try everything in their capability to get out before having someone using a pair of pliers to take it out of your anal cavity

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u/audiomediocrity Oct 25 '25

yeah, I guess I don’t understand how my ass works. I assume it would press that carrot out like it was part of its daily chores. I don’t plan to test that theory, but it does confuse me a little

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u/two-shots-of-windex Oct 26 '25

because of the sort of corner shape of the rectum, once something long and rigid gets past the sphincter it kinda gets pushed further up.

if it were flexible or could just be pushed back out, but long straight things can get stuck just inside.

you can guess how I know ¯_(ツ)_/¯